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The Porn Nerd · 02-21-2022, 10:22 AM

Fucking terrible. Black dwarves? Black elves? Gay Elrond? Warrior Galadriel?
Bullshit garbage.

You want a black dwarf, black elves, gay orcs and lesbian witches? Great!! Make an original show like that and I will check it out with an open mind. BUT LEAVE J.R.R. TOLKIEN ALONE!

Jeff Bezos wanted his own Game Of Thrones and it looks like he will get it. Meaning, it will be (ultimately) a giant shit show. However it will be massively fun watching this billion dollar train wreck go off the rails.

Klen · 02-21-2022, 10:26 AM

Well i'v seen trailer and it looks bad so it does not matter one way or another.

CaptainHowdy · 02-21-2022, 10:37 AM

CurrentlySober · 02-21-2022, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Meaning, it will be (ultimately) a giant shit show...

Thanks ! Will be sure to tune in

k0nr4d · 02-21-2022, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Fucking terrible. Black dwarves? Black elves? Gay Elrond? Warrior Galadriel?
Bullshit garbage.

It's been suggested that since this is a prequel to the movies and there are no black elves in the movies, that at some point some kind of "ethnic cleansing" took place in the shire. Amazon seems to have inadvertently introduced an elf holocaust into LoTR lore...

lockept93 · 02-21-2022, 12:31 PM

I don't have a problem with adding black people into the world, but when the roles of characters are getting too much changed from the original (like Galadriel maybe), i would not like it.

I didn't liked the trailer also, but I will not have an final opinon without seeing the first episodes/season.

Don't forget Jackson also changed A LOT and the movies also where CGI fireworks. So some arguments makes no sense - except u hate the Jackson films also.

Anyway we will see.

HapaxLego · 02-21-2022, 12:46 PM

Boy, it's a good thing I love those books but I do not GAF about Amazon or OP's seethery. Otherwise I might become susceptible to seethe myself.

J. Falcon · 02-21-2022, 01:56 PM

It's fucking bullshit made for the "new generation" of viewers.

J. Falcon · 02-21-2022, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Fucking terrible. Black dwarves? Black elves? Gay Elrond? Warrior Galadriel?
Bullshit garbage.

You want a black dwarf, black elves, gay orcs and lesbian witches? Great!! Make an original show like that and I will check it out with an open mind. BUT LEAVE J.R.R. TOLKIEN ALONE!

Jeff Bezos wanted his own Game Of Thrones and it looks like he will get it. Meaning, it will be (ultimately) a giant shit show. However it will be massively fun watching this billion dollar train wreck go off the rails.

Where did you hear about gay characters in the show? Seems to only be a rumour for now.

trevesty · 02-21-2022, 04:17 PM

I can't possibly imagine giving a shit about this.

The Porn Nerd · 02-21-2022, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by HapaxLego

Boy, it's a good thing I love those books but I do not GAF about Amazon or OP's seethery. Otherwise I might become susceptible to seethe myself.

You get quoted for the use of the word |seethery|.

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Where did you hear about gay characters in the show? Seems to only be a rumour for now.

The Elrond character looks gay, at least the feminine-looking actor playing him appears to be. But we will see. Lord Of The Cock Rings anyone?

(Weren't Frodo and Sam quasi-gay?)

OneHungLo · 02-21-2022, 07:19 PM

Remember how awesome it was long before the woke bullshit.

No racial bullshit. No gender bullshit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/80s/comment...se_of_the_80s/

MaDalton · 02-22-2022, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

You get quoted for the use of the word |seethery|.

The Elrond character looks gay, at least the feminine-looking actor playing him appears to be. But we will see. Lord Of The Cock Rings anyone?

(Weren't Frodo and Sam quasi-gay?)

Do you understand what Elves are?

I think you should stick to Steven Seagal movies.

ZTT · 02-22-2022, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

Do you understand what Elves are?

J. Falcon · 02-22-2022, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

Do you understand what Elves are?

I think you should stick to Steven Seagal movies.

A gay elf would actually make a lot more sense than a black elf.

ZTT · 02-22-2022, 05:28 AM

Someone should ask some Elves what they think about it.

JustBiz · 02-22-2022, 05:55 AM

J. Falcon · 02-22-2022, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ZTT

Someone should ask some Elves what they think about it.

In Tolkien's books, elves are constantly described as being "fair" which means beautiful but also white skinned. In fact, a very light shade of white skin.

k0nr4d · 02-22-2022, 08:06 AM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elf
The word elf is found throughout the Germanic languages and seems originally to have meant 'white being.'

The Porn Nerd · 02-22-2022, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

Do you understand what Elves are?

I think you should stick to Steven Seagal movies.

Yes I know what elves are, and I also know when someone gets triggered by any reference to anything 'gay'.

Maybe you should stick to Mama Mia.

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Remember how awesome it was long before the woke bullshit.

No racial bullshit. No gender bullshit.

This woke nonsense has infected nearly every movie and tv show produced today. The insane thing is, even the people this garbage is made for do not like it or watch it! So all it does is end up pissing off (and disappointing) everyone.

lockept93 · 02-22-2022, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Yes I know what elves are, and I also know when someone gets triggered by any reference to anything 'gay'.

Maybe you should stick to Mama Mia.

This woke nonsense has infected nearly every movie and tv show produced today. The insane thing is, even the people this garbage is made for do not like it or watch it! So all it does is end up pissing off (and disappointing) everyone.

Dude really. What except black skinned characters is so "woke" after seeing this trailer? Everything you say is not true so far so don't act like you saw the first season.

Ignore it if you want, people don't care. Any review before seeing more than a 1 minute fast cut teaser is just ridiculous.
Maybe it will be a fail and then u can rant 24/7 - but right now it's just stupid.
Maybe it will be much more better than expected - and sometimes a lower expectation is better than a big hype.

pornguy · 02-22-2022, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

In Tolkien's books, elves are constantly described as being "fair" which means beautiful but also white skinned. In fact, a very light shade of white skin.

Ohhh come now young one. Please do not point out facts. this is about inclusivity! ( is that a word now?)

fuzebox · 02-22-2022, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

In Tolkien's books, elves are constantly described as being "fair" which means beautiful but also white skinned. In fact, a very light shade of white skin.

Are they maybe doing a Drizzt Do'Urden crossover

The Porn Nerd · 02-22-2022, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by lockept93

Dude really. What except black skinned characters is so "woke" after seeing this trailer? Everything you say is not true so far so don't act like you saw the first season.

Ignore it if you want, people don't care. Any review before seeing more than a 1 minute fast cut teaser is just ridiculous.
Maybe it will be a fail and then u can rant 24/7 - but right now it's just stupid.
Maybe it will be much more better than expected - and sometimes a lower expectation is better than a big hype.

Actually we have MORE than enough info to go on before the first season ever airs to know this is a woke disaster train wreck.

Want proof? Here ya go:

WTF is this? Looks like an African queen not a female dwarf. Where's the fucking beard??

Galadriel Warrior Princess? So NOT her character in the books. Woke feminist garbage.

Billion dollar CGI and we get this cheap-looking crap? I can do better with photoshop.

This wispy fellow is supposed to be Elrond, Lord Of The Cock Rings. Oh please honey!

And finally we have our friend, the African-American elf. We're calling this one "the Don Lemon".

Add to this the comments from the producers of the show:

They wanted to make a story for NOW (unlike the timelessness of the Peter Jackson politics-free films).
They added characters not in the book.
They changed timelines and added hobbits and wizards before they appear in Middle Earth
etc etc etc

No what we have here is a stinking pile of Game Of Thrones-like knock-off crapola.

ZTT · 02-22-2022, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

In Tolkien's books, elves are constantly described as being "fair" which means beautiful but also white skinned. In fact, a very light shade of white skin.

Elves don't exist, and giving a shit about how they're depicted in a TV show is ridiculous.

The Porn Nerd · 02-22-2022, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ZTT

Elves don't exist, and giving a shit about how they're depicted in a TV show is ridiculous.

Not to fans of a particular artist's work. If you don't give a shit, or aren't a fan, so be it. I can see why you would feel this way.

BUT if you love the work, want to respect the lore, just want to see what you love brought to life and NOT altered to fit woke priorities then this type of desecration and woke appropriation is disgusting and offensive.

And trust me: the ones doing this to Tolkien know EXACTLY what they are doing and why they are doing it. This is why I am rooting hard for this debacle to fail.

lockept93 · 02-22-2022, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Actually we have MORE than enough info to go on before the first season ever airs to know this is a woke disaster train wreck.

Want proof? Here ya go:

WTF is this? Looks like an African queen not a female dwarf. Where's the fucking beard??

Galadriel Warrior Princess? So NOT her character in the books. Woke feminist garbage.

Billion dollar CGI and we get this cheap-looking crap? I can do better with photoshop.

This wispy fellow is supposed to be Elrond, Lord Of The Cock Rings. Oh please honey!

And finally we have our friend, the African-American elf. We're calling this one "the Don Lemon".

Add to this the comments from the producers of the show:

They wanted to make a story for NOW (unlike the timelessness of the Peter Jackson politics-free films).
They added characters not in the book.
They changed timelines and added hobbits and wizards before they appear in Middle Earth
etc etc etc

No what we have here is a stinking pile of Game Of Thrones-like knock-off crapola.

Did you know, that maybe the most powerful character in the lore Tom Bombadil did not even had a part in the Jackson films?

Did u know, that the Elves did not come and help in the battle of Helm's Deep and Haldir did't die there?

Did you know that Glorfindel saved Frodo from the Nazgûl, not Arwen? And that his role is pretty important and was just ignored in the films? Also Arwen was a very small side character in the books and was blow up to a main role in the movies.

Did you know that there is no eye from Sauron on the tower? Tolkien always mean it in a metaphoric way. Jackson just made it for the movies.

Did you know that there where A LOT of more battles all over middleearth in the time of the LOTR movies? Sure they can't be all in the movies (just cause of time), but we also did't get any informations about the actual situation in the world.

Did you know that Legolas was not a fighter who always did some crazy funny stunts like we saw multiple times in the movies?

Did you know that Sarumans troops have occupied the Shire and the Hobbits did not return to a friendly home sweet home?

Did you know there was no fight between Gandalf and Saruman in the tower?

Did you know Faramir's character was changed very hard in the movies?

Did you know that Frodo is fukn 50 years old? He don't had the ring before, so why he looks so young in the movies?

....I can go on for hours.

So if you hate adjustments of lore and facts in the books, then start fucking hate the Jackson movies too or stfu with your negativity. Just ignore the series and read the books.

J. Falcon · 02-22-2022, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ZTT

Elves don't exist, and giving a shit about how they're depicted in a TV show is ridiculous.

It seems you're just posting shit without bothering to read.

I mentioned how elves are referred to in Tolkien's books, not in the show. Since this is a show based on his works, I think that is relevant.

We all know elves don't exist. Read the above sentences again if that's not clear.

J. Falcon · 02-22-2022, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lockept93

Did you know, that maybe the most powerful character in the lore Tom Bombadil did not even had a part in the Jackson films?

Did u know, that the Elves did not come and help in the battle of Helm's Deep and Haldir did't die there?

Did you know that Glorfindel saved Frodo from the Nazgûl, not Arwen? And that his role is pretty important and was just ignored in the films? Also Arwen was a very small side character in the books and was blow up to a main role in the movies.

Did you know that there is no eye from Sauron on the tower? Tolkien always mean it in a metaphoric way. Jackson just made it for the movies.

Did you know that there where A LOT of more battles all over middleearth in the time of the LOTR movies? Sure they can't be all in the movies (just cause of time), but we also did't get any informations about the actual situation in the world.

Did you know that Legolas was not a fighter who always did some crazy funny stunts like we saw multiple times in the movies?

Did you know that Sarumans troops have occupied the Shire and the Hobbits did not return to a friendly home sweet home?

Did you know there was no fight between Gandalf and Saruman in the tower?

Did you know Faramir's character was changed very hard in the movies?

Did you know that Frodo is fukn 50 years old? He don't had the ring before, so why he looks so young in the movies?

....I can go on for hours.

So if you hate adjustments of lore and facts in the books, then start fucking hate the Jackson movies too or stfu with your negativity. Just ignore the series and read the books.

Nice copy paste.

OneHungLo · 02-22-2022, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

In Tolkien's books, elves are constantly described as being "fair" which means beautiful but also white skinned. In fact, a very light shade of white skin.

you’ll soon be labeled a white supremacist.

Grapesoda · 02-22-2022, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Fucking terrible. Black dwarves? Black elves? Gay Elrond? Warrior Galadriel?
Bullshit garbage.

You want a black dwarf, black elves, gay orcs and lesbian witches? Great!! Make an original show like that and I will check it out with an open mind. BUT LEAVE J.R.R. TOLKIEN ALONE!

Jeff Bezos wanted his own Game Of Thrones and it looks like he will get it. Meaning, it will be (ultimately) a giant shit show. However it will be massively fun watching this billion dollar train wreck go off the rails.

and you expected????

Grapesoda · 02-22-2022, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

It's been suggested that since this is a prequel to the movies and there are no black elves in the movies, that at some point some kind of "ethnic cleansing" took place in the shire. Amazon seems to have inadvertently introduced an elf holocaust into LoTR lore...

so the hobbits went all KKK on the black elves???

Grapesoda · 02-22-2022, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

In Tolkien's books, elves are constantly described as being "fair" which means beautiful but also white skinned. In fact, a very light shade of white skin.

yup and in Bidends book it is 'pregnant people' because there are no women

Grapesoda · 02-22-2022, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elf
The word elf is found throughout the Germanic languages and seems originally to have meant 'white being.'

except for the African elves, of course, just wait for 'snow black'!!

Grapesoda · 02-22-2022, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

Do you understand what Elves are?

I think you should stick to Steven Seagal movies.

Everybody knows, elves are skinny Thai boys with their cocks tucked up under their nuts Ma

Grapesoda · 02-22-2022, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

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And finally we have our friend, the African-American elf. We're calling this one "the Don Lemon".

Add to this the comments from the producers of the show:

They wanted to make a story for NOW (unlike the timelessness of the Peter Jackson politics-free films).
They added characters not in the book.
They changed timelines and added hobbits and wizards before they appear in Middle Earth
etc etc etc

No what we have here is a stinking pile of Game Of Thrones-like knock-off crapola.

it is don lemon!!!!

Grapesoda · 02-22-2022, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Not to fans of a particular artist's work. If you don't give a shit, or aren't a fan, so be it. I can see why you would feel this way.

BUT if you love the work, want to respect the lore, just want to see what you love brought to life and NOT altered to fit woke priorities then this type of desecration and woke appropriation is disgusting and offensive.

And trust me: the ones doing this to Tolkien know EXACTLY what they are doing and why they are doing it. This is why I am rooting hard for this debacle to fail.

I'm waiting for a biopic about MLK where he is played by a white guy!!! Can you just imagine????

RazorSharpe · 02-22-2022, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I'm waiting for a biopic about MLK where he is played by a white guy!!! Can you just imagine????

Hold on! You do know MLK was a real person, right? Not a fictitious character out of a book.

lockept93 · 02-22-2022, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by RazorSharpe

Hold on! You do know MLK was a real person, right? Not a fictitious character out of a book.

This.

We are talking about interpretations of a fictional world and not about real life history facts.

You can take it like this: Tolkien never said there are no black elves, drawfs, hobbits and so on - so it's not wrong.
There are black people of human in the south, the world is not finished at all so it's not nonsense to assume also black variants of the different races exist.

So far all black people are the bad guys, to change this is an acceptable way to make the whole world a little bit more round and realistic.

The Porn Nerd · 02-22-2022, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by lockept93

Did you know, that maybe the most powerful character in the lore Tom Bombadil did not even had a part in the Jackson films?

Did u know, that the Elves did not come and help in the battle of Helm's Deep and Haldir did't die there?

Did you know that Glorfindel saved Frodo from the Nazgûl, not Arwen? And that his role is pretty important and was just ignored in the films? Also Arwen was a very small side character in the books and was blow up to a main role in the movies.

Did you know that there is no eye from Sauron on the tower? Tolkien always mean it in a metaphoric way. Jackson just made it for the movies.

Did you know that there where A LOT of more battles all over middleearth in the time of the LOTR movies? Sure they can't be all in the movies (just cause of time), but we also did't get any informations about the actual situation in the world.

Did you know that Legolas was not a fighter who always did some crazy funny stunts like we saw multiple times in the movies?

Did you know that Sarumans troops have occupied the Shire and the Hobbits did not return to a friendly home sweet home?

Did you know there was no fight between Gandalf and Saruman in the tower?

Did you know Faramir's character was changed very hard in the movies?

Did you know that Frodo is fukn 50 years old? He don't had the ring before, so why he looks so young in the movies?

....I can go on for hours.

So if you hate adjustments of lore and facts in the books, then start fucking hate the Jackson movies too or stfu with your negativity. Just ignore the series and read the books.

YES I am aware of the changes in Jackson's films. So what? Sometimes works of fiction need to be re-interpreted for the visual medium that is film. Hollywood WILL take liberties - but if they are consistent with the overall tone of the original work than it is acceptable.

The Lord Of The Rings was, for decades, an impossible film to make. Then technology improved enough (and Jackson even invented some) to make the sprawling epic. To film all three movies at once, over two years and $300 million total, was impressive and unprecedented.

But to race and gender swap characters, taking them from the white British-inspired 'alternate history' of England and turning them into a multi-cultural woke mess is the problem. No one likes this shit, not even the multi-cultural woke mob it's meant for.

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Originally Posted by lockept93

This.

We are talking about interpretations of a fictional world and not about real life history facts.

You can take it like this: Tolkien never said there are no black elves, drawfs, hobbits and so on - so it's not wrong.
There are black people of human in the south, the world is not finished at all so it's not nonsense to assume also black variants of the different races exist.

So far all black people are the bad guys, to change this is an acceptable way to make the whole world a little bit more round and realistic.

Wrong. Tolkien DID describe the various races of Middle Earth and in great detail. If he wanted there to be black dwarves and elves and gay characters guess what? He would have written about them! Sorry no, Tolkien did NOT want his work bastardized or added to. His family had issues with Jackson's omissions and additions but, overall, his films are masterpieces (The Hobbit notwithstanding ugh).

This Amazon debacle is a shit show for sure. Enjoy it if you want but that just means you have no taste, no respect for the source material and like watching pure crap. Enjoy!

The Porn Nerd · 02-22-2022, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I'm waiting for a biopic about MLK where he is played by a white guy!!! Can you just imagine????

This is what I have been proposing for years now (but of course Hollywood never istens to The (mighty) Porn Nerd!):

Make a black Lord Of The Rings.
Make a gay Lord Of The Rings.
Make an asian Lord Of The Rings.
And so on, and on...

Hey they did it with The Wizard Of OZ and Dracula! Anyone remember 'The Wiz' with Michael Jackson and Diana Ross? Or 'Blackula' from the seventies? Just do that shit again AND LEAVE THE ORIGINALS ALONE.

Problem solved.

Grapesoda · 02-22-2022, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RazorSharpe

Hold on! You do know MLK was a real person, right? Not a fictitious character out of a book.

You're kidding right?

ZTT · 02-23-2022, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

It seems you're just posting shit without bothering to read.

No, unfortunately I did bother to read, and it had nothing to do with what I posted, or anything else, so I explained what I posted in a simpler way to help you understand.

Getting a reading lecture from someone who complains that a simple blog post is "difficult to to read"[sic] is a laugh I appreciate though.

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I mentioned how elves are referred to in Tolkien's books, not in the show. Since this is a show based on his works, I think that is relevant.

It's relevant if you have no clue what an adaptation is, which I'm not surprised to learn is the case with you.

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We all know elves don't exist.

But it makes "a lot more sense" that a non-existent thing is gay rather than black. Got it.

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Read the above sentences again if that's not clear.

"I mentioned how elves are referred to". Back to school, writer man.

ZTT · 02-23-2022, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Not to fans of a particular artist's work. If you don't give a shit, or aren't a fan, so be it. I can see why you would feel this way.

BUT if you love the work, want to respect the lore, just want to see what you love brought to life and NOT altered to fit woke priorities then this type of desecration and woke appropriation is disgusting and offensive.

And trust me: the ones doing this to Tolkien know EXACTLY what they are doing and why they are doing it. This is why I am rooting hard for this debacle to fail.

I'm not sure if you're implying an anti-white motive, but I think it's most likely because the (financial/PR) risk of not doing it is greater than for doing it. Facebook and Twitter certainly didn't mind spreading the alt-right/Trump word when there was money in it for them.

Just write this off, ignore it, or even give it a chance. If the story and characters and themes are okay, and there's nobody wearing an "Elf Lives Matter" t-shirt (I would watch it just for that though) then what's the real problem?

I mean this probably will be terrible, but not because of 'diversity'. And the diversity arguably makes the story more accessible or relatable to people who may not otherwise pick up the book, which is what matters.

J. Falcon · 02-23-2022, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ZTT

No, unfortunately I did bother to read, and it had nothing to do with what I posted, or anything else, so I explained what I posted in a simpler way to help you understand.

Getting a reading lecture from someone who complains that a simple blog post is "difficult to to read"[sic] is a laugh I appreciate though.

It's relevant if you have no clue what an adaptation is, which I'm not surprised to learn is the case with you.

But it makes "a lot more sense" that a non-existent thing is gay rather than black. Got it.

"I mentioned how elves are referred to". Back to school, writer man.

Wtf are you even talking about? I have no idea. You sound angry and troubled. Like you came here to get some shit off your chest. Go ahead. Nobody will stop you.

RazorSharpe · 02-23-2022, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

You're kidding right?

Which part do you think I'm kidding about? MLK being real, or that elves aren't?

sarettah · 02-23-2022, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by trevesty

I can't possibly imagine giving a shit about this.

This ^^^

lezinterracial · 02-23-2022, 07:40 AM

I thought all the Hobbits were gay. It was just unspoken.

The Porn Nerd · 02-23-2022, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

I thought all the Hobbits were gay. It was just unspoken.

Well Hobbits are gay but in the 'happy' sense of the word, not the 'cock in the ass' sense of the word.

Grapesoda · 02-23-2022, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by RazorSharpe

Which part do you think I'm kidding about? MLK being real, or that elves aren't?

Everybody knows MLK was a white guy and elves are real lol

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