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CurrentlySober · 10-28-2023, 02:20 PM

I mean, isn't this what are your pants are for?

BTW, I also make the same noises (but louder) while out about using my pants as he does his invention - Poointless...

mikeet · 10-28-2023, 03:27 PM

Fun fact: Men prefer Bratwurst and women love Summer Sausage

JesseQuinn · 10-28-2023, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeet

Fun fact: Men prefer Bratwurst and women love Summer Sausage

what about a nice footlong?

mikeet · 10-28-2023, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

what about a nice footlong?

They like footlongs too, however summer sausage's have more girth and are usually about the same length

JesseQuinn · 10-28-2023, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeet

They like footlongs too, however summer sausage's have more girth and are usually about the same length

I defer to the expert!

for real, I actually looked up comparison as I'm not familiar with either. never even heard of a summer sausage before this thread, never seen a footlong hotdog IRL; I think that's an American thing

you're right, footlongs do kinda look like cervix pokers in comparison. plus the word 'girth' always cracks me up. I'll take the summer sausage

but here we are dragging a serious thread about car pooping into the gutter. sincere apologies CS

mikeet · 10-28-2023, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

I defer to the expert!

for real, I actually looked up comparison as I'm not familiar with either. never even heard of a summer sausage before this thread, never seen a footlong hotdog IRL; I think that's an American thing

you're right, footlongs do kinda look like cervix pokers in comparison. plus the word 'girth' always cracks me up. I'll take the summer sausage

but here we are dragging a serious thread about car pooping into the gutter. sincere apologies CS

CS probably doesn't give a shit, and summer sausages are a real treat for thanksgiving for both men and women!

Rochard · 10-28-2023, 07:13 PM

Where was this when I needed it?

I stopped in at one of my favorite pizza places in San Francisco and then headed back to Sacramento last weekend. Right before I hit the Bay Bridge my stomach was upset. The moment I got on the Bay Bridge - in bumper to bumper traffic - I had a serious problem. Of course there is no exit for the next ten minutes - long bridge and lots of traffic.

I know San Francisco pretty well but not Oakland / Berkley. I decided on a Target in Berkley. I seriously thought about pulling over and just dropping my pants.... Somehow I managed to make it.

mikeet · 10-28-2023, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Where was this when I needed it?

I stopped in at one of my favorite pizza places in San Francisco and then headed back to Sacramento last weekend. Right before I hit the Bay Bridge my stomach was upset. The moment I got on the Bay Bridge - in bumper to bumper traffic - I had a serious problem. Of course there is no exit for the next ten minutes - long bridge and lots of traffic.

I know San Francisco pretty well but not Oakland / Berkley. I decided on a Target in Berkley. I seriously thought about pulling over and just dropping my pants.... Somehow I managed to make it.

Your mail is on slow pro

CurrentlySober · 10-30-2023, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Where was this when I needed it?

I stopped in at one of my favorite pizza places in San Francisco and then headed back to Sacramento last weekend. Right before I hit the Bay Bridge my stomach was upset. The moment I got on the Bay Bridge - in bumper to bumper traffic - I had a serious problem. Of course there is no exit for the next ten minutes - long bridge and lots of traffic.

I know San Francisco pretty well but not Oakland / Berkley. I decided on a Target in Berkley. I seriously thought about pulling over and just dropping my pants.... Somehow I managed to make it.

Missed opperpoonity if you asked me - Ideal situation to just go in your pants and sit in it all the way home.

Not only would you have got to see what all the fuss was about, your wife would have even been sympathetic to your 'predicament'...

Aside from you having to hide your boner, she would never know just quite how enjoyable you found it to be...

Until you decide to use the bed next time that is...

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10-28-2023, 03:27 PM	#2
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