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Tala · 08-04-2004, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.
"Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.
The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.
"I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband."

coolfuck · 08-04-2004, 10:56 AM

can i win without this banner?

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 10:56 AM

Daddys Rules Of Dating

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you"d better be delivering a package, because you"re sure not picking anything up.

Tala · 08-04-2004, 10:56 AM

coolone, your jokes kick ass. Thank you for keeping me entertained in this thread.

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 10:56 AM

Daddys Rules Of Dating

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter"s body, I will remove them.

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 10:57 AM

Daddys Rules Of Dating
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don"t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, infact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
coolone, your jokes kick ass. Thank you for keeping me entertained in this thread.

Glad you enjoy them.

Daddys Rules Of Dating
Rule Four:
I"m sure you"ve been told that in today"s world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrrier, and I will kill you.

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 10:59 AM

Daddys Rules Of Dating

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

coolfuck · 08-04-2004, 10:59 AM

yeah very funny ..
can someone pls answer my question?

Tala · 08-04-2004, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Daddys Rules Of Dating

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you"d better be delivering a package, because you"re sure not picking anything up.

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolfuck
yeah very funny ..
can someone pls answer my question?

Yes you can win without the banner

Tala · 08-04-2004, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolfuck
can i win without this banner?

Yes.

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 11:01 AM

Daddys Rules Of Dating

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don"tyou do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 11:01 AM

Daddys Rules Of Dating
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden tool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 11:02 AM

Daddys Rules Of Dating
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house.

Tala · 08-04-2004, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Daddys Rules Of Dating

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter"s body, I will remove them.

...from your wrists.

Tala · 08-04-2004, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Daddys Rules Of Dating
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don"t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, infact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 11:03 AM

Daddys Rules Of Dating

The last Rule:
Be afraid,. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camoflaged face at the window is mine.

born4porn · 08-04-2004, 11:03 AM

Confucius Say
A single fact can ruin a good argument.

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 11:05 AM

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

Tala · 08-04-2004, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Glad you enjoy them.

Daddys Rules Of Dating
Rule Four:
I"m sure you"ve been told that in today"s world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrrier, and I will kill you.

Trixxxia · 08-04-2004, 11:06 AM

Thanks Tala - email received!

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 11:08 AM

Tala I sure hope you win one of these prizes

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 11:09 AM

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

Tala · 08-04-2004, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Daddys Rules Of Dating

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

AGF · 08-04-2004, 11:10 AM

American Girls and American Guys
We'll always stand up and salute
We'll always recognize
When we see Old Glory Flying
There's a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head

My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Until the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.

Now this nation that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flyin' in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 4th of July

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin' her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it's gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin' her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you'll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the American way

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin' her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it's gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin' her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

Tala · 08-04-2004, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Daddys Rules Of Dating

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don"tyou do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Heh.

coolfuck · 08-04-2004, 11:10 AM

thx for the answer .. i dont think i have a chance to win there..
i mean i have to post 24h ..

Tala · 08-04-2004, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Daddys Rules Of Dating
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden tool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Tala · 08-04-2004, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolfuck
thx for the answer .. i dont think i have a chance to win there..
i mean i have to post 24h ..

Dude, I've been here for 642 posts. Do you hear me whining? Either quit whining and start posting or don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolfuck
thx for the answer .. i dont think i have a chance to win there..
i mean i have to post 24h ..

Sure you have a chance
Just be the one to post the winning posts

Post Number.................................Prize Money

100............................................... $50
275............................................... $75
550............................................... $100
775............................................... $125
1200.............................................$ 200
1775.............................................$ 225
3500.............................................$ 300
4575.............................................$ 500
5000.............................................$ 1000

See you can win

Tala · 08-04-2004, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Daddys Rules Of Dating
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house.

Where I grew up it was 54 acres behind the house.

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 11:16 AM

Why men die sooner
Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard there is never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is
favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal
opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're an insensitive pig.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly lingerie, you're a pervert.

If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.

If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.

If you don't, you're not ambitious enough.

If she has a headache, she's tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed.

If you don't, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN.......

THEY WANT TO !!

Tala · 08-04-2004, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Daddys Rules Of Dating

The last Rule:
Be afraid,. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camoflaged face at the window is mine.

Tala · 08-04-2004, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TopBucksTrixxxia
Thanks Tala - email received!

No problem.

Hope you enjoy!

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 11:17 AM

Laast joke for a bit.
Got to go take my daughter to the park.
She has not been able to go for the last week since she has those chicken pox.
But I will be back

Jesus Is Watching You

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus."

Tala · 08-04-2004, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Tala I sure hope you win one of these prizes

Thanks. Even if I don't, though, it's been a hoot posting. And since I am my postcount, I've added another six hundred or so. I bet I'll turn another thou before this is over.

Tala · 08-04-2004, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Why men die sooner
Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard there is never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is
favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal
opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're an insensitive pig.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly lingerie, you're a pervert.

If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.

If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.

If you don't, you're not ambitious enough.

If she has a headache, she's tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed.

If you don't, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN.......

THEY WANT TO !!

True, dat.

Tala · 08-04-2004, 11:28 AM

Taking a break. Friend is here. Don't worry, I will again resume posting asap.

born4porn · 08-04-2004, 11:32 AM

Confucius Say
An Arch Criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

born4porn · 08-04-2004, 11:33 AM

Confucius Say
The best way for university student to turn their life completly around is to get 90 degrees.

born4porn · 08-04-2004, 11:33 AM

Confucius Say
The worst thing about oral sex is the view

born4porn · 08-04-2004, 11:36 AM

Confucius Say
A Greek tampon is called "Abzorba the Leak."

AGF · 08-04-2004, 11:37 AM

I love this bar, this is my kinda of place.

born4porn · 08-04-2004, 11:37 AM

Confucius Say
Even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

born4porn · 08-04-2004, 11:39 AM

Confucius Say
Well done is better than well said.

born4porn · 08-04-2004, 11:39 AM

Confucius Say
Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

born4porn · 08-04-2004, 11:41 AM

Confucius Say
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Anna_O · 08-04-2004, 11:42 AM

Hi all

born4porn · 08-04-2004, 11:42 AM

Confucius Say
Those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

08-04-2004, 10:56 AM	#2602
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08-04-2004, 10:56 AM	#2603
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08-04-2004, 10:56 AM	#2604
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08-04-2004, 10:56 AM	#2605
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Daddys Rules Of Dating Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter"s body, I will remove them. __________________

08-04-2004, 10:57 AM	#2606
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Daddys Rules Of Dating Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don"t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, infact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. __________________

08-04-2004, 10:59 AM	#2608
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Daddys Rules Of Dating Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. __________________

08-04-2004, 10:59 AM	#2609
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08-04-2004, 11:01 AM	#2613
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Daddys Rules Of Dating Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don"tyou do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? __________________

08-04-2004, 11:01 AM	#2614
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Daddys Rules Of Dating Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden tool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. __________________

08-04-2004, 11:02 AM	#2615
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Daddys Rules Of Dating Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. __________________

08-04-2004, 11:03 AM	#2618
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Daddys Rules Of Dating The last Rule: Be afraid,. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camoflaged face at the window is mine. __________________

08-04-2004, 11:03 AM	#2619
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Confucius Say A single fact can ruin a good argument.

08-04-2004, 11:05 AM	#2620
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he said, and dropped her. __________________

08-04-2004, 11:06 AM	#2622
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	Thanks Tala - email received!

08-04-2004, 11:08 AM	#2623
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Tala I sure hope you win one of these prizes __________________

08-04-2004, 11:09 AM	#2624
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!" __________________

08-04-2004, 11:10 AM	#2626
AGF Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 971	American Girls and American Guys We'll always stand up and salute We'll always recognize When we see Old Glory Flying There's a lot of men dead So we can sleep in peace at night When we lay down our head My daddy served in the army Where he lost his right eye But he flew a flag out in our yard Until the day that he died He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me To grow up and live happy In the land of the free. Now this nation that I love Has fallen under attack A mighty sucker punch came flyin' in From somewhere in the back Soon as we could see clearly Through our big black eye Man, we lit up your world Like the 4th of July Hey Uncle Sam Put your name at the top of his list And the Statue of Liberty Started shakin' her fist And the eagle will fly Man, it's gonna be hell When you hear Mother Freedom Start ringin' her bell And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue Justice will be served And the battle will rage This big dog will fight When you rattle his cage And you'll be sorry that you messed with The U.S. of A. 'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass It's the American way Hey Uncle Sam Put your name at the top of his list And the Statue of Liberty Started shakin' her fist And the eagle will fly Man, it's gonna be hell When you hear Mother Freedom Start ringin' her bell And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

08-04-2004, 11:10 AM	#2628
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08-04-2004, 11:16 AM	#2633
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Why men die sooner Do you know how tough it is being a man...? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive pig. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly lingerie, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious enough. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else. NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN....... THEY WANT TO !! __________________

08-04-2004, 11:17 AM	#2636
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Laast joke for a bit. Got to go take my daughter to the park. She has not been able to go for the last week since she has those chicken pox. But I will be back Jesus Is Watching You Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus." __________________

08-04-2004, 11:28 AM	#2639
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08-04-2004, 11:32 AM	#2640
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08-04-2004, 11:33 AM	#2641
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08-04-2004, 11:33 AM	#2642
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08-04-2004, 11:36 AM	#2643
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08-04-2004, 11:37 AM	#2644
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08-04-2004, 11:37 AM	#2645
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08-04-2004, 11:39 AM	#2646
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08-04-2004, 11:39 AM	#2647
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08-04-2004, 11:41 AM	#2648
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08-04-2004, 11:42 AM	#2649
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08-04-2004, 11:42 AM	#2650
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