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boneprone · 12-15-2005, 11:46 AM

Hey king7, hit me up on icq sometime.

Lets talk biz.

Eden · 12-15-2005, 11:47 AM

blueorchidmodels.com
or
perb.ca (search eden) or pm me
or
[email protected]
or
msn garden

Then you can figure it out!

boneprone · 12-15-2005, 11:50 AM

Thanks Eden.

And welcome to GFY....

This guy does not represent us or our community.

Anal Hobbit · 12-15-2005, 11:52 AM

Eden. Relax.. Really. Im not hurting anyone. And you can protectyourself by simply checking the envlope. Im not robbing anyone.

With that said, could you post some pics of yourself? Im a fan of beautiful women.

And this board is full of adults in the adult industry. Im sure they would appreciate it as much as myself.

Maybe show your tits if possible?

Thanks.

Eden · 12-15-2005, 11:53 AM

Boneprone for your warm welcome.
Guys like him make me shiver with disgust.
Guys like you make me quiver in lust!

Eden · 12-15-2005, 11:55 AM

I don't really think that I would post pics, for you Anal Hobbit and sweetie what makes you think that I am not relaxed?

split_joel · 12-15-2005, 12:06 PM

Dude not that I think being a hooker is a good job but it is a job to them and they give you service that you oviously are having a hard time finding pussy without ordering it. Regardless your stealing and thats fucked up man. doesnt matter if the girls a slut or not, are you serously that cheap?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Hey, not sure how many "hobbists" there are here but Im pretty avid.

I go to www.theeroticreview.com often and get hookers (escorts) on a normal basis.. Becasue Im a regular I dont dare rip off the whores in my area..
But when I travel and leave town I run a pretty good scam, and still get a great fuck! Here's how:

The key is to go to theeroticreview.com and read the reviews.

Find the escorts that allow you to put the money in a sealed envlope and put it on the dresser before ya fuck.

If you read the reviews closely, many of the whores dont check the envlope until after you leave. They dont want to be rude. Now the crack whores and the street hookers will check it.. But the Pros, the high class ones wont.. Because it is illegal for them to recieve cash and then fuck. So they want it in a sealed envlope, as a gift, and only later do they open it. In case its a cop, they never open up that envlope showing cash or that would incinuate them selling sex for cash.

So dress up, look classy, like a gentleman.
Bring a small gift when going to visit the whore for a first time like cheap wine.
Put the envlope on the dresser, tell her "a little gift for you" she will know its the cash, then open your wine or desert you brought and get the forplay started.

Fuck her brains out. Dont offer to take a shower there. This may be where she looks in the envlope.

Just get dressed, kiss her good bye, and get in the fast!!

Its been working for months for me when I travel!

Try it and let me know how ya do!

Hollywood Horwitz · 12-15-2005, 12:11 PM

between this thread and xxxJay's, its been a whore of a week on GFY..

Eden · 12-15-2005, 12:15 PM

I also forgot my reviews are also located on www.theeroticreview.com.

Some of us enjoy what we do and much to some people's popular belief, are also smart and sexy.

I also owned my own business and home prior to my move. Now I will be travelling explicitly for awile because I save and invest my money!

BigRod · 12-15-2005, 12:16 PM

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Anal Hobbit · 12-15-2005, 12:39 PM

Eden. On a serious note, and if I paid of course, could I get a massage?

Could we put all the politics aside and give it a try?

Ive read your reviews and seen the pics. And I would be intrested in a massage if possible.

And yes, I will pay.. And I will be a TOTAL gentleman. Just a massage. Ive actually seen your reviews in the past and was intrested.

Eden · 12-15-2005, 01:22 PM

I am really glad that you did not act on your interest before, as I don't check the cash in the envelope and do consider it is rude to do so.

On a serious note: I really don't think that you would be a person that I would consider a playdate with. I would expect the gentlemen that I am with to be admirable and conduct themselves as a perfect gentleman at all times.

But thank you for your offer, but I wish to decline, all politics aside (truth be told I did not think that this was a political forum, anyways).

Licks,
Eden

Anal Hobbit · 12-15-2005, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eden

I am really glad that you did not act on your interest before, as I don't check the cash in the envelope and do consider it is rude to do so.

On a serious note: I really don't think that you would be a person that I would consider a playdate with. I would expect the gentlemen that I am with to be admirable and conduct themselves as a perfect gentleman at all times.

But thank you for your offer, but I wish to decline, all politics aside (truth be told I did not think that this was a political forum, anyways).

Licks,
Eden

Eden, you are HOT!

Im willing to drop all politics, and put this all aside. I can be a gentleman as you request.

I can, and I am willing to put all politics aside and rise up above this. Are you?

I hope we can both look and move beyond this. Turn this into a positive.

Eden · 12-15-2005, 02:09 PM

But the answer is no. Your personality (in this thread) has shown that you are a cheap self-serving individual, that tries to get most things in life for free. I believe in paying what is asked of me and giving as much as I can to my community, especially at this time of year. All politics aside we can agree to disagree on your conduct and rise above this.
Licks
Eden

Anal Hobbit · 12-15-2005, 02:41 PM

Well at the very least Eden, let this be a lesson for you. Considered yourself educated by the Anal Hobbit..

If you had not read this post, you would not be aware of this scam and that someone like me is out there.

Check that envlope first.. Especially now that everyone here at GFY knows you are one of the classy ones that doesnt check it in front of the client.

Once agian, im suprised at how often the envlope is never looked at or opened in front of the client.

Is this standard procedure?

sickkittens · 12-15-2005, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

kiss her good bye

I'll pass on that advice.

Phoenix · 12-15-2005, 02:50 PM

do we get discounts for being gfy members ;)

mikesinner · 12-15-2005, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Well at the very least Eden, let this be a lesson for you. Considered yourself educated by the Anal Hobbit..

If you had not read this post, you would not be aware of this scam and that someone like me is out there.

Check that envlope first.. Especially now that everyone here at GFY knows you are one of the classy ones that doesnt check it in front of the client.

Once agian, im suprised at how often the envlope is never looked at or opened in front of the client.

Is this standard procedure?..

their is no need to check the envelope because 99.99% of guys who visit high class escorts are gentlemen who act in a respectful manner. The idea of ripping off a woman that has one of the hardest jobs a woman can have considering the emotional and physical stress involved is the furthest thing from their minds. You are the .01 %. I have nothing left to say in the matter

BoyDidYouFuckUp · 12-15-2005, 03:14 PM

Well let me explain. We had a dipshit in my area who pulled this one too many times. So we set him up. The girl's boyfriend had another keycard, and after enough time had gome by so the envelope was out, he came in. It was empty. He took the guy's wallet, and car keys, then they both took him down to the parking garage, unlocked his driver's door, and while the boyfriend held him they put his thumb between the open door and frame, and she slammed the door as hard as she could. Then they did the same for the other hand.

And they did it the right way too, getting both thumbs crushed right on the knuckle closest to his hand. Then she spit in his face - he was crying and had actually pissed his pants at that point - and threw him in his car. They gave him the keys, but not his id. The boyfriend told him if he ever heard about this guy again, or even had a cop look at him funny - anywhere - he'd show up and do both sets of fingers.

Then they back-channeled a link to a one-off site with a scan of his id. That fucker was blackballed nationwide and was seen on the street later by another girl who said at least one of his hands was permanently fucked up.

She watched him try and put money in a parking meter and apparently it was pretty funny.

And yes, I'm an escort. Whether this skeezy limp dick is for real or not, anybody reading his tips who thinks it's a good idea might want to reconsider.

Anal Hobbit · 12-15-2005, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyDidYouFuckUp

Well let me explain. We had a dipshit in my area who pulled this one too many times. So we set him up. The girl's boyfriend had another keycard, and after enough time had gome by so the envelope was out, he came in. It was empty. He took the guy's wallet, and car keys, then they both took him down to the parking garage, unlocked his driver's door, and while the boyfriend held him they put his thumb between the open door and frame, and she slammed the door as hard as she could. Then they did the same for the other hand.

And they did it the right way too, getting both thumbs crushed right on the knuckle closest to his hand. Then she spit in his face - he was crying and had actually pissed his pants at that point - and threw him in his car. They gave him the keys, but not his id. The boyfriend told him if he ever heard about this guy again, or even had a cop look at him funny - anywhere - he'd show up and do both sets of fingers.

Then they back-channeled a link to a one-off site with a scan of his id. That fucker was blackballed nationwide and was seen on the street later by another girl who said at least one of his hands was permanently fucked up.

She watched him try and put money in a parking meter and apparently it was pretty funny.

And yes, I'm an escort. Whether this skeezy limp dick is for real or not, anybody reading his tips who thinks it's a good idea might want to reconsider.

Thank God Im not into you S&M escorts. The gals I go to are sweet and innocent. They would not hurt anyone.

Thats just wrong, hurting someone over money. I mean come on.

Bama · 12-15-2005, 04:36 PM

I doubt seriously that Asshat Hobbit actually does this but if he does, it's just a matter of time before he pulls this kind of trick on a girl who's got "Bubba" sitting downstairs in the car waiting for her.

You know damn well she would check the envelope the second she walks out the door and with 1 phonecall - Bubba comes upstairs to fuck (or fuck-up) Asshat Hobbit

BigRod · 12-15-2005, 04:46 PM

Eden ICQ me, I will get you some quality exposure

BoyDidYouFuckUp · 12-15-2005, 04:56 PM

Oh, cool!

You rip off sweet and innocent girls. And turn them into the kind of girls who *will* fuck your shit up good.

I'm sweet. But don't like thieves, you sad dumb fuck. I tell you what. I'll put the word out that somebody get an avi of the next fool to get the Slam. Think you can be pissing in your pants and still remember to smile pretty?

Oh. And another thing. A lot of girls are hooked up with HA. They'll curb stomp any jerk-off retarded enough to think he can rip off HA property.

Good luck with that.

Diego · 12-15-2005, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Eden. Relax.. Really. Im not hurting anyone. And you can protectyourself by simply checking the envlope. Im not robbing anyone.

With that said, could you post some pics of yourself? Im a fan of beautiful women.

And this board is full of adults in the adult industry. Im sure they would appreciate it as much as myself.

Maybe show your tits if possible?

Thanks.

I'm just curious, Anal Hobbit...if she had "simply checked the envelope" and found it empty...how would you react? Would you pay her then? Or what?

Eden · 12-15-2005, 06:07 PM

You know the funny thing is I still wouldn't open the envelope, while you are there. Mikesinner said it, you are the minority, and all I am thinking is that I don't want anyone else thinking that it's a good idea. In the few years that I have played in this field, I have become very successful and most of the reason is because I am a nice person. I am not tainted. I enjoy the people I am with almost as much as they enjoy me. I am kind and I will help whomever out in a time of need. I also believe in Kharma and am a firm believer on what comes around goes around.

Licks to all............
Eden

Skillz Unlimited · 12-15-2005, 06:20 PM

This hobbit guy is a character.

mardigras · 12-15-2005, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited

This hobbit guy is a character.

LOL, if they dont get it by page 4...

BoyDidYouFuckUp · 12-15-2005, 06:31 PM

Which justs makes him that much easier to find. Oops.

Mr.Anderson · 12-15-2005, 06:43 PM

This one goes into "Top 10 funny threads"

Funny shit.

Clicky_Bucks · 12-15-2005, 07:02 PM

Best.

Thread.

Ever.

Anal Hobbit · 12-15-2005, 07:03 PM

Unless you live in NY, LasVegas or LA, you ladies need not worry about the Anal Hobbit.

Where you ladies from anyhow? I can only assume Houston?

As I said, I never pull this in my Home town.

lareviewer · 12-15-2005, 07:03 PM

Anal Hobbit that's good that you're posting this stupid thread becuz now all the whores and escorts will know about your trick and you have to start thinking about new ways to scam whores and escorts. That if you still can get a booking with the whores and escorts. Seems like your name, info and tricks are being spread around at the escorts and whores review boards. Read this http://perb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=39796

boneprone · 12-15-2005, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Unless you live in NY, LasVegas or LA, you ladies need not worry about the Anal Hobbit.

Where you ladies from anyhow? I can only assume Houston?

As I said, I never pull this in my Home town.

Nice try Hobbit.

We here at GFY all know you are From LA. When I was an administator here at GFY, I looked up your IP address and have proved so. And you have pulled this scam in Houston according to some escorts.

Other city's to beware are LasVegas, NY, Portland, Seattle and Vancover.

He gets around. And he is from LA.

Ladies. Anal Hobbit just hasnt pulled scams like this in your biz, he's scammed in ours as well.

From hitbots, to dialers, to Spyware, to steal X Box games.

This guy is a real winner. And he's been my #1 person on my to do list for a while now.

Vince Russo · 12-15-2005, 07:40 PM

Hobbit. We know you are in LosAngles, we have done biz with you in the past. And Rumor has it, that he has pulled this scam off in that Vast area.

It would not suprise me if he pulled this off more in LA than any other area.

I personally dont use escorts, but I do understand the law. If these girls open that envlope in front of the client before sex, then it constitutes prostitution..

If this envlope is simply left on the dresser, and not looked at, and is addressed as a "gift" its just that. A gift.

So for those of you who dont think this is real, or that he would never pull this off, I think you need to open your eyes.

Vince Russo · 12-15-2005, 07:42 PM

And Ladies, there are worse people out there than him. Yes he treats you right and is safe, but he is a theif.... You should try to for now on glance inside that envlope if you can.

Diego · 12-15-2005, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

LOL, if they dont get it by page 4...

Ok, fess...is this entire thread a joke? When I left my reply I was even on the fence about that. However...if it wasn't, I was really curious about how he'd respond if she'd checked the envelope and caught him.

Going on how I would perceive a person who would do such a thing in the first place....I wonder how he'd react. Would he resort to violence to escape? He seems to go to extremes to impress people....especially the ladies.

Would it "kill" him if he were caught enough to kill the lady in order to save face...at least in his own mind? I'm just saying. Stranger things have happened, yano.

Marshal · 12-15-2005, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diego

Ok, fess...is this entire thread a joke? When I left my reply I was even on the fence about that. However...if it wasn't, I was really curious about how he'd respond if she'd checked the envelope and caught him.

Going on how I would perceive a person who would do such a thing in the first place....I wonder how he'd react. Would he resort to violence to escape? He seems to go to extremes to impress people....especially the ladies.

Would it "kill" him if he were caught enough to kill the lady in order to save face...at least in his own mind? I'm just saying. Stranger things have happened, yano.

It is a joke! :D

Vince Russo · 12-15-2005, 08:00 PM

This is hardly a joke. I PERSONALLY know people ripped off by this guy.

Diego · 12-15-2005, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust

It is a joke! :D

OK.

Young · 12-15-2005, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyDidYouFuckUp

Which justs makes him that much easier to find. Oops.

I would have registered a new nick too if i was this fucking stuipid....ya you.....

BoyAmIaStupidFuck

Diego · 12-15-2005, 08:32 PM

Well fuck.....weird thread on a message board. Enough people saying this guy and his deeds do exist.

I've read many books on serial killers due to a novel I wanted to write long ago and I'd say that if authorities had a suspect of this type of crime and read this from them on a message board.....

"Well at the very least Eden, let this be a lesson for you. Considered yourself educated by the Anal Hobbit.."

And, given the fact that he travels as he does....

They would most certainly be interested in this individual.

So....is *this* a joke? or what?

Diego · 12-15-2005, 09:43 PM

Yeesh, nobody jumping on me...calling me an idiot...I totally missed jumping the shark and even got ate.

Pfft, going for more beer. Was hoping to spark drama in the masses here just like the goof that started this thread.

If he were serious....he needs to be worried....like, in the sense he needs professional help worried. I also think people on these boards that encounter this guy should look out about him....seriously....I think this guy could be dangerous.

Ok, I'm drunk....still think some of his words are chilling.

of course, this is a joke.

sfera · 12-15-2005, 09:52 PM

lol this trhead bumped again

BoyDidYouFuckUp · 12-16-2005, 12:52 PM

Here's the deal asslick; if you, anyone like you pulls this, attempts to pull this, or if you are recognized by your photo - wake up fool, camera phones are a fact of life - anywhere in Canada, there is a $5,000 bounty for anybody who kicks the living shit out of you. And, BTW? Because escorting is tolerated in most of Canada, police will respond to an escort's claim of being beaten and stolen from "Fight Club"-style. You will be arrested and held until it's sorted out.

Just to put this in context, a guy who was robbing girl's purses here had a tire iron shoved up his ass. Do you really think the people behind all this are going to let some online bottom bitch fuck them around without repercussions? I mean, how naive are you?

Up here we treat the girls like humans, and shit like shit. Imagine that.

xoxoxox

James Greuel · 12-16-2005, 01:48 PM

Thats just wrong, hurting someone over money. I mean come on.

Mother of all that is holy, give us a break.
On the one hand you cheat a working person, in effect stealing food from the mouths of their children. Then turn around and wanna be a pacifist, goody, goody,
"oh can't we all just get along?"

Well, every dog has his day, and by being stupid enough to make this post you just outed your scamming ass to the world. At this point it's not a matter of IF somebody fucks you up, it's more like a matter of when.

Yes, people do get hurt over money, and jerks like you, ruin a lot of good things for the rest of us.

BTW, good one Boneprone

s9ann0 · 12-16-2005, 01:55 PM

do you wanna swap shoplifting tips?

Anal Hobbit · 12-16-2005, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyDidYouFuckUp

Here's the deal asslick; if you, anyone like you pulls this, attempts to pull this, or if you are recognized by your photo - wake up fool, camera phones are a fact of life - anywhere in Canada, there is a $5,000 bounty for anybody who kicks the living shit out of you. And, BTW? Because escorting is tolerated in most of Canada, police will respond to an escort's claim of being beaten and stolen from "Fight Club"-style. You will be arrested and held until it's sorted out.

Just to put this in context, a guy who was robbing girl's purses here had a tire iron shoved up his ass. Do you really think the people behind all this are going to let some online bottom bitch fuck them around without repercussions? I mean, how naive are you?

Up here we treat the girls like humans, and shit like shit. Imagine that.

xoxoxox

Your dislike for me is noteworthy. Its almost too similar to that of Boneprone. In fact IM gunna go out on a limb here, and just like the last poster just assume you are boneprone.

Its not that normal to get that bent out of shape over this. Violence?? How stupid are you?

I know who you are. And I dont take you serious. Cough..... Boneprone.

Only you are that stupid.

Anal Hobbit · 12-16-2005, 04:37 PM

In case you really are an escort, and not some fake character fucking with me, where are you from? The LA area?
Ill be sure not to cross paths with you. Whats your url to your page?
You sound like one of those ugly older fat Mexican girls.

Abla?

amytaylor · 12-16-2005, 06:42 PM

He's a total nutcase, and someone y'all should watch out for. I'm inclined to post everything here, but I'll wait a while...at least for now.

Anal Hobbit, you are the biggest loser on the face of the earth, seriously. If you spent half as much time improving yourself as you do creating your fake bullshit "company" with a bogus office, fake employees, and fake credits, maybe you'd get a date without ripping off prostitutes?

Here's the problem with your premise that "sex should be free," and you're justified in ripping off prostitutes: you assume that these women would sleep with you without pay. Trust me, they wouldn't--the reason they're there is that they want your money. You don't have the personality, looks, success or smarts to get these ladies otherwise, and therefore what you're doing is coercing them into giving you what YOU want, without giving them what they want in return. That violates an agreed-upon exchange (money for sex), and therefore is not at all justified. If one of these ladies were to take your money without sleeping with you (the reverse of what you do), and simply say "men should want to help me support myself" or something of that ilk, would she be justified? I'll bet you'd say not.

What you are, quite simply, is a sleazy rapist. Since you're making women who don't want to fuck you (but agree to, in order to pay their bills) do so and then not giving them what they want in return for fucking someone they don't want to fuck, you are stealing sex from those who don't want to give it (for free, that is). That is rape, even if it's non-violent. If you don't agree that what you do is wrong, tell the prostitutes you see beforehand that you'd like a cheaper rate! If they agree, then you have something consensual and thereby agreed-upon. Since you do not do this, you are stealing. Stealing sex from a woman who isn't giving it to you is rape, nothing more. Just because you aren't physicially harming them, doesn't make you any less sleazy. Perhaps, if you had an ounce of respect for women, you wouldn't view stealing sex from them as despicable?

Or maybe, because you're actually a religious nut (Google is amazing, Mark), you really think you're doing something good against bad women (whores). I'll bet that religion thing helps you justify your behavior a little, eh?

And let me add, Mark--since you're such a good teacher...maybe you could tell these folks how to win on TV? LOL....

xoxo,

Amy Taylor
http://www.AmyTaylor.net

BoyDidYouFuckUp · 12-17-2005, 12:01 AM

Sorry. I'm not somebody from your pretend little online world. I'm an Canadian indie GFE escort with HA ties. Look it up if you don't know what that is. You just told thousands of people it was cool to jack me, and every other escort out there.

I'm not going to give you my URL, bottom bitch. Just know it's a Canadian city and stay the fuck out of my country unless you want to swallow your own teeth and remove lugnuts with your ass.

Don't let your mouth write cheques your ass can't cash, faggot. There's $5000 worth of fuck you up out there. You've been warned.

That is all.

love and kisses

K.

12-15-2005, 11:46 AM	#151
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Hey king7, hit me up on icq sometime. Lets talk biz. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

12-15-2005, 11:47 AM	#152
Eden Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 14	I am real.................. blueorchidmodels.com or perb.ca (search eden) or pm me or [email protected] or msn garden Then you can figure it out!

12-15-2005, 11:50 AM	#153
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Thanks Eden. And welcome to GFY.... This guy does not represent us or our community. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

12-15-2005, 11:53 AM	#155
Eden Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 14	Thank you.............. Boneprone for your warm welcome. Guys like him make me shiver with disgust. Guys like you make me quiver in lust!

12-15-2005, 12:11 PM	#158
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12-15-2005, 11:52 AM	#154
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Eden. Relax.. Really. Im not hurting anyone. And you can protectyourself by simply checking the envlope. Im not robbing anyone. With that said, could you post some pics of yourself? Im a fan of beautiful women. And this board is full of adults in the adult industry. Im sure they would appreciate it as much as myself. Maybe show your tits if possible? Thanks.

12-15-2005, 11:55 AM	#156
Eden Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 14	I don't really think that I would post pics, for you Anal Hobbit and sweetie what makes you think that I am not relaxed?

12-15-2005, 12:15 PM	#159
Eden Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 14	I also forgot my reviews are also located on www.theeroticreview.com. Some of us enjoy what we do and much to some people's popular belief, are also smart and sexy. I also owned my own business and home prior to my move. Now I will be travelling explicitly for awile because I save and invest my money!

12-15-2005, 12:16 PM	#160
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12-15-2005, 12:39 PM	#161
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Eden. On a serious note, and if I paid of course, could I get a massage? Could we put all the politics aside and give it a try? Ive read your reviews and seen the pics. And I would be intrested in a massage if possible. And yes, I will pay.. And I will be a TOTAL gentleman. Just a massage. Ive actually seen your reviews in the past and was intrested.

12-15-2005, 01:22 PM	#162
Eden Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 14	Sorry....... I am really glad that you did not act on your interest before, as I don't check the cash in the envelope and do consider it is rude to do so. On a serious note: I really don't think that you would be a person that I would consider a playdate with. I would expect the gentlemen that I am with to be admirable and conduct themselves as a perfect gentleman at all times. But thank you for your offer, but I wish to decline, all politics aside (truth be told I did not think that this was a political forum, anyways). Licks, Eden

12-15-2005, 02:09 PM	#164
Eden Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 14	I am sorry..... But the answer is no. Your personality (in this thread) has shown that you are a cheap self-serving individual, that tries to get most things in life for free. I believe in paying what is asked of me and giving as much as I can to my community, especially at this time of year. All politics aside we can agree to disagree on your conduct and rise above this. Licks Eden

12-15-2005, 02:41 PM	#165
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Well at the very least Eden, let this be a lesson for you. Considered yourself educated by the Anal Hobbit.. If you had not read this post, you would not be aware of this scam and that someone like me is out there. Check that envlope first.. Especially now that everyone here at GFY knows you are one of the classy ones that doesnt check it in front of the client. Once agian, im suprised at how often the envlope is never looked at or opened in front of the client. Is this standard procedure?

12-15-2005, 02:50 PM	#167
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,457	do we get discounts for being gfy members ;) __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

12-15-2005, 03:14 PM	#169
BoyDidYouFuckUp Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10	You Know What A Vegas Slam Is? Well let me explain. We had a dipshit in my area who pulled this one too many times. So we set him up. The girl's boyfriend had another keycard, and after enough time had gome by so the envelope was out, he came in. It was empty. He took the guy's wallet, and car keys, then they both took him down to the parking garage, unlocked his driver's door, and while the boyfriend held him they put his thumb between the open door and frame, and she slammed the door as hard as she could. Then they did the same for the other hand. And they did it the right way too, getting both thumbs crushed right on the knuckle closest to his hand. Then she spit in his face - he was crying and had actually pissed his pants at that point - and threw him in his car. They gave him the keys, but not his id. The boyfriend told him if he ever heard about this guy again, or even had a cop look at him funny - anywhere - he'd show up and do both sets of fingers. Then they back-channeled a link to a one-off site with a scan of his id. That fucker was blackballed nationwide and was seen on the street later by another girl who said at least one of his hands was permanently fucked up. She watched him try and put money in a parking meter and apparently it was pretty funny. And yes, I'm an escort. Whether this skeezy limp dick is for real or not, anybody reading his tips who thinks it's a good idea might want to reconsider.

12-15-2005, 04:36 PM	#171
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	I doubt seriously that Asshat Hobbit actually does this but if he does, it's just a matter of time before he pulls this kind of trick on a girl who's got "Bubba" sitting downstairs in the car waiting for her. You know damn well she would check the envelope the second she walks out the door and with 1 phonecall - Bubba comes upstairs to fuck (or fuck-up) Asshat Hobbit

12-15-2005, 04:46 PM	#172
BigRod Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 3,685	Eden ICQ me, I will get you some quality exposure __________________ Rod Macdonald Mainstream Ad Agency Owner ICQ: 607306

12-15-2005, 04:56 PM	#173
BoyDidYouFuckUp Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10	Oh, cool! You rip off sweet and innocent girls. And turn them into the kind of girls who will fuck your shit up good. I'm sweet. But don't like thieves, you sad dumb fuck. I tell you what. I'll put the word out that somebody get an avi of the next fool to get the Slam. Think you can be pissing in your pants and still remember to smile pretty? Oh. And another thing. A lot of girls are hooked up with HA. They'll curb stomp any jerk-off retarded enough to think he can rip off HA property. Good luck with that.

12-15-2005, 06:07 PM	#175
Eden Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 14	You know the funny thing is I still wouldn't open the envelope, while you are there. Mikesinner said it, you are the minority, and all I am thinking is that I don't want anyone else thinking that it's a good idea. In the few years that I have played in this field, I have become very successful and most of the reason is because I am a nice person. I am not tainted. I enjoy the people I am with almost as much as they enjoy me. I am kind and I will help whomever out in a time of need. I also believe in Kharma and am a firm believer on what comes around goes around. Licks to all............ Eden

12-15-2005, 06:20 PM	#176
Skillz Unlimited Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Califor Posts: 1,541	This hobbit guy is a character.

12-15-2005, 06:31 PM	#178
BoyDidYouFuckUp Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10	With a big fucking mouth. Which justs makes him that much easier to find. Oops.

12-15-2005, 06:43 PM	#179
Mr.Anderson Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 57	This one goes into "Top 10 funny threads" Funny shit. __________________ MR.ANDERSON SkinMuzik www.SkinMuzik.com

12-15-2005, 07:02 PM	#180
Clicky_Bucks Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hawaii Posts: 746	Best. Thread. Ever. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

12-15-2005, 07:03 PM	#181
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Unless you live in NY, LasVegas or LA, you ladies need not worry about the Anal Hobbit. Where you ladies from anyhow? I can only assume Houston? As I said, I never pull this in my Home town.

12-15-2005, 07:03 PM	#182
lareviewer Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1	Anal Hobbit that's good that you're posting this stupid thread becuz now all the whores and escorts will know about your trick and you have to start thinking about new ways to scam whores and escorts. That if you still can get a booking with the whores and escorts. Seems like your name, info and tricks are being spread around at the escorts and whores review boards. Read this http://perb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=39796

12-15-2005, 07:40 PM	#184
Vince Russo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 339	Hobbit. We know you are in LosAngles, we have done biz with you in the past. And Rumor has it, that he has pulled this scam off in that Vast area. It would not suprise me if he pulled this off more in LA than any other area. I personally dont use escorts, but I do understand the law. If these girls open that envlope in front of the client before sex, then it constitutes prostitution.. If this envlope is simply left on the dresser, and not looked at, and is addressed as a "gift" its just that. A gift. So for those of you who dont think this is real, or that he would never pull this off, I think you need to open your eyes.

12-15-2005, 07:42 PM	#185
Vince Russo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 339	And Ladies, there are worse people out there than him. Yes he treats you right and is safe, but he is a theif.... You should try to for now on glance inside that envlope if you can.

12-15-2005, 08:00 PM	#188
Vince Russo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 339	This is hardly a joke. I PERSONALLY know people ripped off by this guy.

12-15-2005, 08:32 PM	#191
Diego Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 250	Well fuck.....weird thread on a message board. Enough people saying this guy and his deeds do exist. I've read many books on serial killers due to a novel I wanted to write long ago and I'd say that if authorities had a suspect of this type of crime and read this from them on a message board..... "Well at the very least Eden, let this be a lesson for you. Considered yourself educated by the Anal Hobbit.." And, given the fact that he travels as he does.... They would most certainly be interested in this individual. So....is this a joke? or what?

12-15-2005, 09:43 PM	#192
Diego Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 250	Yeesh, nobody jumping on me...calling me an idiot...I totally missed jumping the shark and even got ate. Pfft, going for more beer. Was hoping to spark drama in the masses here just like the goof that started this thread. If he were serious....he needs to be worried....like, in the sense he needs professional help worried. I also think people on these boards that encounter this guy should look out about him....seriously....I think this guy could be dangerous. Ok, I'm drunk....still think some of his words are chilling. of course, this is a joke.

12-15-2005, 09:52 PM	#193
sfera Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: ICQ: 248877409 Posts: 8,597	lol this trhead bumped again

12-16-2005, 12:52 PM	#194
BoyDidYouFuckUp Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10	Stay The Fuck Out Of Canada Here's the deal asslick; if you, anyone like you pulls this, attempts to pull this, or if you are recognized by your photo - wake up fool, camera phones are a fact of life - anywhere in Canada, there is a $5,000 bounty for anybody who kicks the living shit out of you. And, BTW? Because escorting is tolerated in most of Canada, police will respond to an escort's claim of being beaten and stolen from "Fight Club"-style. You will be arrested and held until it's sorted out. Just to put this in context, a guy who was robbing girl's purses here had a tire iron shoved up his ass. Do you really think the people behind all this are going to let some online bottom bitch fuck them around without repercussions? I mean, how naive are you? Up here we treat the girls like humans, and shit like shit. Imagine that. xoxoxox

12-16-2005, 01:48 PM	#195
James Greuel Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 243	Thats just wrong, hurting someone over money. I mean come on. Mother of all that is holy, give us a break. On the one hand you cheat a working person, in effect stealing food from the mouths of their children. Then turn around and wanna be a pacifist, goody, goody, "oh can't we all just get along?" Well, every dog has his day, and by being stupid enough to make this post you just outed your scamming ass to the world. At this point it's not a matter of IF somebody fucks you up, it's more like a matter of when. Yes, people do get hurt over money, and jerks like you, ruin a lot of good things for the rest of us. BTW, good one Boneprone

12-16-2005, 01:55 PM	#196
s9ann0 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 4,873	do you wanna swap shoplifting tips?

12-16-2005, 04:37 PM	#198
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	In case you really are an escort, and not some fake character fucking with me, where are you from? The LA area? Ill be sure not to cross paths with you. Whats your url to your page? You sound like one of those ugly older fat Mexican girls. Abla? Last edited by Anal Hobbit; 12-16-2005 at 04:38 PM..