Guys! Wash your Fucking Hands!!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Forest · 09-17-2007, 07:37 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070917/...me/dirty_hands

LOL oppsss

i was wondering who that guy was in the bathroom watching me

Video Rob · 09-17-2007, 07:43 PM

I only wash my hands after i've had a shit or if I get piss on my fingers. Otherwise whats the point?

Matt 26z · 09-17-2007, 07:57 PM

The only time I wash my hands after taking a pee is if I'm in a public bathroom and other men are in there.

Piss is 100% sterile, so it doesn't even matter if it splatters onto your hands.

You touched your dick... so what? It's just skin like the rest of your body. You touch your dick once and have to wash your hands, yet that same dick is clean enough to be slammed down the throat of the guy in the end stall tapping his foot. Doesn't make any sense.

_mC_ · 09-17-2007, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Video Rob

I only wash my hands after i've had a shit or if I get piss on my fingers. Otherwise whats the point?

Exactly, just like Carlin! If I piss on my hands, I wash them. I don't finger my ass when I piss. Well, not often at least, and THEN I wash my hands.

Whore · 09-17-2007, 08:04 PM

I keep sayin yall need to wash

Lance69 · 09-17-2007, 08:07 PM

Your dick goes in your shorts after your morning shower... your hands are fucking everywhere! It makes more sense to wash your hands so you don't dirty your D. Or wash your dick afterwards...

spacedog · 09-17-2007, 08:10 PM

I always wash my hands if using a public restroom..

Has nothing to do with my own piss, but bet your fucking ass I will wash my hands after having touched the door handle.. & I'll use a paper towel to open door on way out.. & I won't flush unless I can kick the handle.. I'm not fucking touching it..

Imagine if the guy who just left before you got there was stroking himself, blew a load in his hands, then left without washing.. there could be some jizz on the flush handle & now those germs could be on your hand..

so, later you're picking your nose, & you don't notice that you just put a few drops of crusty jizz in your schnozz because you're too much of a man to wash..

Spunky · 09-17-2007, 08:58 PM

I don't piss on my hands

tony286 · 09-17-2007, 09:06 PM

very big on washing hands.

fatfoo · 09-17-2007, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Video Rob

I only wash my hands after i've had a shit or if I get piss on my fingers. Otherwise whats the point?

I agree, I dont wash after sperm , either

LiveDose · 09-17-2007, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Video Rob

I only wash my hands after i've had a shit or if I get piss on my fingers. Otherwise whats the point?

Spores....

baddog · 09-17-2007, 09:25 PM

I wash my hands before touching my cock, not after.

RAM · 09-17-2007, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

You touched your dick... so what? It's just skin like the rest of your body. You touch your dick once and have to wash your hands, yet that same dick is clean enough to be slammed down the throat of the guy in the end stall tapping his foot. Doesn't make any sense.

You havin a little to much fun in the WRONG Bathroom

RAM · 09-17-2007, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I wash my hands before touching my cock, not after.

Now your Thinking

D · 09-17-2007, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Piss is 100% sterile, so it doesn't even matter if it splatters onto your hands.

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That's a semi-myth. I mean it's kinda true - but way often misused (like you just did).

Urine is, generally, sterile (If you have a UTI, etc. thats not necessarily the case) until the moment it leaves your body.

As soon as it does, it acts as a growth medium for all sorts of nasty little bugs.

For example, if the piss hits your hand, all of a sudden, all the baddies that were tucked away in your pores and folds have just been given a huge helping of miracle grow.

Whether you choose to or not, ya really should wash your hands every time after using the bathroom... it's just considerate to the people whose hands you shake and whose keyboards you touch, f nothing else.

The Sultan Of Smut · 09-17-2007, 09:50 PM

Unless everyone washes their hands it's not gonna make a difference since you're all grabbing the same bacteria infested door handle afterward

D · 09-17-2007, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

Unless everyone washes their hands it's not gonna make a difference since you're all grabbing the same bacteria infested door handle afterward

Thats why I always hold onto the towel I just dried my hands with until I open then door, and _then_ toss it out.

I know others do the same. Thats why you'll typically find a waste basket right next to the door - even if it's in a separate alcove.

I'm not a clean freak or anything... I just know what grows if you give it a chance... all sorts of little nasties... and, armed with that knowledge, I'm not big on making myself any more of a walking culture than I need to be.

baddog · 09-17-2007, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

Unless everyone washes their hands it's not gonna make a difference since you're all grabbing the same bacteria infested door handle afterward

If I have a problem it is touching the handle to flush the toilet or touching the door handle.

F-U-Jimmy · 09-17-2007, 10:42 PM

Im not able to walk on cracks in the sidewalk

2012 · 09-17-2007, 10:59 PM

if it's yellow keep it mellow

if it's brown flush it down

million · 09-17-2007, 11:12 PM

this thread pisses me off :p

After Shock Media · 09-17-2007, 11:18 PM

I do wash my hands and I do spend a good deal of time doing it each time. Very hot water, very sudsy, and at least for thirty to fourty five seconds.

However I would rather rub my hands over a typical public toilet rim and then spread lotion on my face without washing, then use someone elses keyboard or worst yet cell phone. Yes even if I know them.

hjnet · 09-18-2007, 02:36 AM

Only guys with a small weewee piss on their hands, my

calibra · 09-18-2007, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog

I always wash my hands if using a public restroom..

Has nothing to do with my own piss, but bet your fucking ass I will wash my hands after having touched the door handle.. & I'll use a paper towel to open door on way out.. & I won't flush unless I can kick the handle.. I'm not fucking touching it..

Imagine if the guy who just left before you got there was stroking himself, blew a load in his hands, then left without washing.. there could be some jizz on the flush handle & now those germs could be on your hand..

so, later you're picking your nose, & you don't notice that you just put a few drops of crusty jizz in your schnozz because you're too much of a man to wash..

Same here.

headless ghost · 09-18-2007, 05:57 AM

this is why I never shake hands with people.
I don't know where that hand has been or the last time it was washed.

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Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	The only time I wash my hands after taking a pee is if I'm in a public bathroom and other men are in there. Piss is 100% sterile, so it doesn't even matter if it splatters onto your hands. You touched your dick... so what? It's just skin like the rest of your body. You touch your dick once and have to wash your hands, yet that same dick is clean enough to be slammed down the throat of the guy in the end stall tapping his foot. Doesn't make any sense.

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spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	I always wash my hands if using a public restroom.. Has nothing to do with my own piss, but bet your fucking ass I will wash my hands after having touched the door handle.. & I'll use a paper towel to open door on way out.. & I won't flush unless I can kick the handle.. I'm not fucking touching it.. Imagine if the guy who just left before you got there was stroking himself, blew a load in his hands, then left without washing.. there could be some jizz on the flush handle & now those germs could be on your hand.. so, later you're picking your nose, & you don't notice that you just put a few drops of crusty jizz in your schnozz because you're too much of a man to wash..

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	very big on washing hands.

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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	I do wash my hands and I do spend a good deal of time doing it each time. Very hot water, very sudsy, and at least for thirty to fourty five seconds. However I would rather rub my hands over a typical public toilet rim and then spread lotion on my face without washing, then use someone elses keyboard or worst yet cell phone. Yes even if I know them. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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headless ghost Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 893	this is why I never shake hands with people. I don't know where that hand has been or the last time it was washed.