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Old 07-11-2008, 06:27 AM   #1
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Online Recepts? Do you Cook? Help a Man out!

Since my girl packed their bags and went back to her home country, i am eating only crap! Fastfood, burgers, pizza and that stuff. I go to eat lunch / dinner every day and its getting expensive after a certain amount of weeks/month.
I cant cook at all and i dont feel like learning it but i have to do it someday, so iam looking for some real simple recepts. Something that goes fast and easy. Can be healthy but thats no must. I dont get fat because i bang a lot of school girls and get raped by my black friends from time to time, so calorines arent an issue. Let me know if you know some good site regarding recepts and stuff.

If someone can recommend a maid that cleans, cooks, irons and all that stuff, feel free to forward me her contact details. (amsterdam area)
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:30 AM   #2
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Get a nintendo DS and the cookery program...
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:31 AM   #3
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my favorite cooking website is recipezaar.com, and their easy recipes section is pretty decent: http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes/5-or-less-ingredients
check it out, and good luck!
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Old 07-11-2008, 07:10 AM   #4
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my favorite cooking website is recipezaar.com, and their easy recipes section is pretty decent: http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes/5-or-less-ingredients
check it out, and good luck!
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:12 AM   #5
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2 Tbles oil
3/4 c chopped onions
3/4 c chopped celery
2 cloves garlic
2 bay leaves
2 c white rice
5 c chicken broth
1 can crushed tomatoes
whatever kind of meat you want or seafood
Salt and red pepper to your taste


heat oil in a large skillet, add onions and celery till translucent, add all other ingredients, bring too a boil then simmer with a lid on for about a half hour, stir once in awhile.
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:21 AM   #6
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George Forman grill. Boneless skinless chicken breast. Digital thermometer with probe. Jam probe into fattest part of chicken. Grill until 165 degrees f. Eat.
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:47 AM   #7
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Old 07-11-2008, 11:32 AM   #8
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I set up a recipe site lately with recipes and tips that we use at my house. Grab me on ICQ and I will give you the link so you can check out a couple of great simple recipes. We try to keep things pretty simple and yet they taste amazing.
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Old 07-11-2008, 11:55 AM   #10
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If someone can recommend a maid that cleans, cooks, irons and all that stuff, feel free to forward me her contact details. (amsterdam area)




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Here you go Jen Van Amsterdam. This is my favorite recipe.

Cook some ground beef and throw some salsa in. Cook the whole pound for some leftovers.

Wrap a tortilla around it.

Add some cheese and guacamole .

Beer optional but highly recommended.

Here's what you get:




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Go to youtube and search for anything by Alton Brown or his show "Good Eats".

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Old 07-11-2008, 02:01 PM   #14
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Here you go Jen Van Amsterdam. This is my favorite recipe.

Cook some ground beef and throw some salsa in. Cook the whole pound for some leftovers.

Wrap a tortilla around it.

Add some cheese and guacamole .

Beer optional but highly recommended.

Here's what you get:




I think I missed my calling

Now we are talking!
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