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minddust · 08-07-2008, 10:36 AM

fiddy

Vendot · 08-07-2008, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by boneprone

And he is right. When you ask they usually tell the truth or just look infected.

DWB · 08-07-2008, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

STDs don't bother me, as long as it's other people getting them. I think it's like that for most of the people in here.

As for catching STDs from non-hookers, here's a nice little example of why hookers are a much bigger risk than non-hookers.

In Amsterdam, 7% of all hookers have HIV. Among the general population, the percentage is about 0.3%. Excluding gay males, the percentage drops to 0.1%. Excluding people not of western origin and drug addicts as well, the percentage is something like 0.01%.

All those stats, in every country, are flawed.

Who do they think are fucking the hookers? They are not just waking up one day with HIV.

Truth be told, I have NEVER caught anything in Thailand other than "Pink Eye" a few years ago and a few cases of nasty Asian flu. I have had drippy dick a few times in my life and it has ALWAYS been when I fucked with non-whores in the USA. Go figure.

The way I look at is, unless you are in a relationship and neither partner cheats (impossible to know), then every woman and man is just as liable to have an STD as anyone else. Hookers don't get STDs from thin air. They get it from guys, most of which have girlfriends or wives they are cheating on. That little fact is never considered when people do studies about STDs / HIV.

DWB · 08-07-2008, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Halcyon

You should pitch that to Jamba Juice!!! "It-Burns-When-I-Peach"

Does that mean you won't have sex with me?

MrKinkade · 08-07-2008, 10:42 AM

you think thats great for $40 you get a hot steaming bubble bath where the ( you have to chose a big tit thai girl) girl washes your whole body then lies you on a inflateable(sp) raft where she uses her naked body to wash your body rubbing you up and down then she dries you off massages you from head to toe then fucks the living shit out of you all that for $40 GOD I MISS PORN AND THAILAND LOL

Veronica · 08-07-2008, 10:42 AM

See, this is why it sucks to be a girl.

I'd walk in there and ask them to massage my balls, and even if I paid them double, they wouldn't do it.

DWB · 08-07-2008, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MrKinkade

you think thats great for $40 you get a hot steaming bubble bath where the ( you have to chose a big tit thai girl) girl washes your whole body then lies you on a inflateable(sp) raft where she uses her naked body to wash your body rubbing you up and down then she dries you off massages you from head to toe then fucks the living shit out of you all that for $40 GOD I MISS PORN AND THAILAND LOL

Miss ya bro.

DWB · 08-07-2008, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Veronica

See, this is why it sucks to be a girl.

I'd walk in there and ask them to massage my balls, and even if I paid them double, they wouldn't do it.

Indeed they would. Balls or no balls.

They could rub your tits or pussy. Up to you.

MrKinkade · 08-07-2008, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Miss ya bro.

I miss ya too bro. miss our travels..

Jack Sparrow · 08-07-2008, 10:50 AM

I suppose you know 80% of thai hookers are actually man right?

MrKinkade · 08-07-2008, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mrfrisky

I suppose you know 80% of thai hookers are actually man right?

just 20% of the 80% are besides some of the katooeys are hotter then some of the woman there if I were gay or BI i'd bang half them easily

DWB · 08-07-2008, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mrfrisky

I suppose you know 80% of thai hookers are actually man right?

More like 90%.

The hottest ones always are.

notime · 08-07-2008, 10:52 AM

you should have said you loved her, was extremely rich, have 4 ferrari's and take her to your country and save 12$

DWB · 08-07-2008, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by notime

you should have said you loved her, was extremely rich, have 4 ferrari's and take her to your country and save 12$

I tell them all I love them and want to be their boyfriend. Helps with the bareback part.

natas · 08-07-2008, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by boneprone

Herpes is another thing. But he proably already has that so no worries.

And you really cant beat the price.

Libertine · 08-07-2008, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

All those stats, in every country, are flawed.

Who do they think are fucking the hookers? They are not just waking up one day with HIV.

Truth be told, I have NEVER caught anything in Thailand other than "Pink Eye" a few years ago and a few cases of nasty Asian flu. I have had drippy dick a few times in my life and it has ALWAYS been when I fucked with non-whores in the USA. Go figure.

The way I look at is, unless you are in a relationship and neither partner cheats (impossible to know), then every woman and man is just as liable to have an STD as anyone else. Hookers don't get STDs from thin air. They get it from guys, most of which have girlfriends or wives they are cheating on. That little fact is never considered when people do studies about STDs / HIV.

Eh, yeah. Sorry to tell you, but your reasoning's about as far off as possible.

Hookers tend to have sex with more men than other women. An average 25 year old hooker will have sex with more men in a single week than the average 25 year old woman has had sex with in her entire life.

It's a simple matter of statistics. The more people you have sex with, the bigger the chance that one of them has something. Compare it to throwing dice - getting double sixes on a single throw is not that likely. Getting double sixes at least once on a thousand throws is very likely.

And of course, apart from that, many prostitutes just use drugs, and catch HIV from sharing needles.

DWB · 08-07-2008, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

Eh, yeah. Sorry to tell you, but your reasoning's about as far off as possible.

Hookers tend to have sex with more men than other women. An average 25 year old hooker will have sex with more men in a single week than the average 25 year old woman has had sex with in her entire life.

It's a simple matter of statistics. The more people you have sex with, the bigger the chance that one of them has something. Compare it to throwing dice - getting double sixes on a single throw is not that likely. Getting double sixes at least once on a thousand throws is very likely.

And of course, apart from that, many prostitutes just use drugs, and catch HIV from sharing needles.

Not far off at all. I didn't say they got it from women. I'm saying they catch it from men. Men spread it, so that means that the % of men carrying STDs is going to be WAY higher than stats say.

Many PEOPLE use drugs. I know 100s of whores, not one uses needles. I know about 4 or 5 guys who do.

Of course hookers are higher risk in general, that is not to be argued. But it is not as bad as "they" say it is based on a handful of tests in certain areas. Most of the prostitutes I know take better care of themselves than any non-prostitute I have ever met.

How often does non-hookers get checked for STDs or HIV / AIDS? How often do they really get PAP Smears? How often do they really use condoms? Not often.

jscott · 08-07-2008, 11:13 AM

those that mention HIV in every Thailand related thread are retarded idiots

DWB · 08-07-2008, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by jscott

those that mention HIV in every Thailand related thread are retarded idiots

Yup. I agree with you.

It simply stems from a lack of education and information on the subject.

Persius · 08-07-2008, 11:23 AM

How come prostate massage is not on the menu? ;\

Dez · 08-07-2008, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I mix Cipro into my morning blended smoothie.

www.FQvictims.org lol enjoy the Cipro it disables thousands of people each year^^

DWB · 08-07-2008, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Dez

www.FQvictims.org lol enjoy the Cipro it disables thousands of people each year^^

Holy shite!

Gonna read that. I know every medicine can cause problems, but that looks like a nasty list there. Thanks.

tehHinjew · 08-07-2008, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Not just hookers... Thai hookers.

woj · 08-07-2008, 11:59 AM

damn, that's cheap, I should move to Thailand.....

Jens Van Assterdam · 08-07-2008, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Persius

How come prostate massage is not on the menu? ;\

Seriously, we should have a drink once in a while... rimming, prostata massage.. i hope to see you in AMS, because i have the perfect place for you

Dez · 08-07-2008, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Holy shite!

Gonna read that. I know every medicine can cause problems, but that looks like a nasty list there. Thanks.

Yeah I got hit from taking Tequin(same thing as cipro) in sept of 06 and couldnt leave the house for a year because I was having heart attack/stroke like symptoms. Tequin was taken off the market in NOV 06 lol just my luck but yeah nasty stuff, feeling like your dying 24/7 is terrible times! Taking a flouro quinolone(cipro,levaquin,avelox) should be only life or death circumstance because there are much safer drugs out there.

Persius · 08-07-2008, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

Seriously, we should have a drink once in a while... rimming, prostata massage.. i hope to see you in AMS, because i have the perfect place for you

DatingGameExpert · 08-07-2008, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I opted for the Thai massage with Ball Massage for 400 Baht ($12 USD).

Then I payed the stunning young girl with big firm tits an extra 500 Baht and shot my sperm deep into her teenage twat.

Is this her?

DWB · 08-07-2008, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Dez

Yeah I got hit from taking Tequin(same thing as cipro) in sept of 06 and couldnt leave the house for a year because I was having heart attack/stroke like symptoms. Tequin was taken off the market in NOV 06 lol just my luck but yeah nasty stuff, feeling like your dying 24/7 is terrible times! Taking a flouro quinolone(cipro,levaquin,avelox) should be only life or death circumstance because there are much safer drugs out there.

I really dont take one every day with my smoothie, but I have had it before.

Good to hear you are ok from that. Nasty stuff.

DWB · 08-07-2008, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

Seriously, we should have a drink once in a while... rimming, prostata massage.. i hope to see you in AMS, because i have the perfect place for you

Rock on. I have not been there in about 10 years.

Dez · 08-07-2008, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I really dont take one every day with my smoothie, but I have had it before.

Good to hear you are ok from that. Nasty stuff.

Thanks bud funny thing that it was the legal drugs that fucked me up. Didnt think I was going to make it for a while but Im such a fucking stonelife I pulled through^^ Fuck I need a ball wash now!

Evil E · 08-07-2008, 01:04 PM

Whats the Cipro for?

Dez · 08-07-2008, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil E

Whats the Cipro for?

Cipro pretty much kills everything including anthrax, nasty shit

Evil E · 08-07-2008, 01:18 PM

Yeah but what are people usually trying to kill with it? Gonorrhea or what?

I just checked my med. cabinet and realized that I had some given by my travel doc in case I got sick in Mexico.

Thanks for the info! I'll throw it away.

LisaWP · 08-07-2008, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

You can too if you follow these simple rules:

1) Only fuck the pretty ones.
2) Ask her if she is sick. Whores are honest, they will tell you the truth.
3) Ask her if she has had sex with Kman. If not, you are good to go.

Yes, that is very smart. Believe the foreign whore, she won't lie to you and no pretty girls ever get diseases. Brilliant.

Evil E · 08-07-2008, 01:25 PM

I agree with you Lisa, you're one of the only girls that I know with a deep sense of logic.

tranza · 08-07-2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

You can too if you follow these simple rules:

1) Only fuck the pretty ones.
2) Ask her if she is sick. Whores are honest, they will tell you the truth.
3) Ask her if she has had sex with Kman. If not, you are good to go.

Are you for real? Why would you even risk getting AIDS?

brassmonkey · 08-07-2008, 01:39 PM

id have to go with a number 9 and 2 on the side since their so cheap no raw business here post back here in a few dayz if u burnin

Dez · 08-07-2008, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil E

Yeah but what are people usually trying to kill with it? Gonorrhea or what?

I just checked my med. cabinet and realized that I had some given by my travel doc in case I got sick in Mexico.

Thanks for the info! I'll throw it away.

Trash that shit! If you get a STD just take a Zpack.

klinton · 08-07-2008, 01:54 PM

i paid few times more for good massage in poland, but the goal is to get them for free from various girls

czarina · 08-07-2008, 01:56 PM

you should all team up and go visit a ball massage spa together

Socks · 08-07-2008, 02:01 PM

So what's the youngest chick you've fucked there?

And why not just rock a condom and pull it off at the end? It's like I don't wipe my own toilet seat before I sit down, but I do wipe down a public toilet seat...

They are public dick holsters, no?

Would you share jocks on a football team? :P

DatingGameExpert · 08-07-2008, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

So what's the youngest chick you've fucked there?

And why not just rock a condom and pull it off at the end? It's like I don't wipe my own toilet seat before I sit down, but I do wipe down a public toilet seat...

They are public dick holsters, no?

Would you share jocks on a football team? :P

Why not just not pay for sex and not be a total loser who can't get laid without handing over currency in any form?

DWB · 08-07-2008, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil E

Yeah but what are people usually trying to kill with it? Gonorrhea or what?

I just checked my med. cabinet and realized that I had some given by my travel doc in case I got sick in Mexico.

Thanks for the info! I'll throw it away.

From Anthrax to an upset stomach to drippy dick and lots of nasties in the middle. It's a wonder drug really, though this is the first I've hear from people having such a serious problem with it.

Spooky.

DWB · 08-07-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by LisaWP

Yes, that is very smart. Believe the foreign whore, she won't lie to you and no pretty girls ever get diseases. Brilliant.

Don't worry baby, I believe ALL whores. Not just the foreign ones.

It's the non-whores you have to worry about. Lying, cheating, good for nothing, HIV spreading, once a month bleeding sperm banks.

Hookers are clean, especially the pretty ones, just ask Kman and BoneProne.

DWB · 08-07-2008, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil E

I agree with you Lisa, you're one of the only girls that I know with a deep sense of logic.

Unfortunately she has no sense of humor and doesn't pick up on the obvious.

DWB · 08-07-2008, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza

Are you for real? Why would you even risk getting AIDS?

As serious as a case of dick cancer.

Why would you risk getting into a car accident?
Why would you risk getting cancer from smoking or from second hand smoke?
Why do you risk dying in a plane crash?
Why do you risk your health by eating fast food?
Why do you risk ruining your eyes, your back and your wrists by being a webmaster?

People do things every day, even you, that could cause another to ask why.

AIDS, cancer, car wreck, plane wreck, diabetes, stroke, heart attack, gun fight at high noon, old age... we're all gonna die of something.

And for the record, you don't "get AIDS," you catch HIV and someday your immune system will be shot to hell. At that time they will say you have "AIDS" and you will be killed by something simple because you have no immune system left to fight it. "He died of an AIDS related illness" is what they will say, but in fact it may have been the common cold that killed you.

Look, I'm already 54 years old. If I catch HIV tomorrow, with all the medicine they have now, I will live for AT LEAST 10 more years before seeing problems. Maybe longer. So I get sick at 65 or 70 and die soon after. I've lived a full life, no regrets. 70... 80... 90... all the same to me. Though by then maybe they will have found a cure and I'll live to be 103. Nobody knows, so while they try to figure that out, I'm gonna do what I wanna do.

DWB · 08-07-2008, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dez

Trash that shit! If you get a STD just take a Zpack.

Yup. Usually only need 1000mg of Zithromax to kill it.

Though as far as I know, there are no generics for Zithro so it does much cost more than Cipro.

DWB · 08-07-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

So what's the youngest chick you've fucked there?

And why not just rock a condom and pull it off at the end? It's like I don't wipe my own toilet seat before I sit down, but I do wipe down a public toilet seat...

They are public dick holsters, no?

Would you share jocks on a football team? :P

Youngest chick?

Hmmmmmm. Hard to say.

Public dick holsters turn me on. Gang Bangs, Cuckholds, Glory Holes... I love all of that shit.

Reak AGV · 08-07-2008, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I opted for the Thai massage with Ball Massage for 400 Baht ($12 USD).

Then I payed the stunning young girl with big firm tits an extra 500 Baht and shot my sperm deep into her teenage twat.

Dreamteam massage soi buakauw right?

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