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Old 07-31-2008, 09:38 AM   #1
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:stoned 10 Facts About You That Most PPL Don't Know..

I ripped this thread Idea from zombiegirl on another forum, but it's pretty cool so here we go....

it's more interesting if all of your answers are not smart-ass lolz

1) I was smarter than you before I started drug binging in highschool
2) (rochard inspired) I'm a former US Marine
3) I was the top scoring shooter in all of my platoons in the Marines
4) I was CyberErotica's 1st assistant webmaster, in 1996
5) My first site in 1996 was hosted on AOL, and I used advertisement banners I copied from PK because I thought being 'sponsored' meant you were bigtime (like pro athletes) and I didn't want my site to look amateur, duh
6) I started in porn because I love communication, and when I refreshed PK's page I saw the counter go up like crazy, i had to get me a platform like that!
7) I hosted the adult internet's 1st webmaster radio show, livexxxradio
8) I dated a pre-op tranny for 9 months
9) My best friend is That IEG Guy
10) For some reason, even though I shower and wash properly, my asscrack always smells like Indian curry, and I don't eat Indian food.
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:40 AM   #2
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Dude... a pro op?

was she hung?
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8) I dated a pre-op tranny for 9 months
Doesn't that technically make you half a fag?
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Doesn't that technically make you half a fag?
yep


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mm maybe i should point out that you're supposed to post your list of 10 things too ppl!
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My question...

Did you guys break up when your mate lost the cock?
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:44 AM   #7
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8) I dated a pre-op tranny for 9 months
You could bang it with and without a cock? Damn iam jealous..
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:52 AM   #8
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hahahhah great thread....

1. I started in this biz when I was 18, with 100 bucks.

2. I got kicked out of a casino when I was 19 during a convention in new orleans

3. I work at netpond as the 'members president' went on later to host popular radio show on netpond radio which during its highest rated show had over 400 webmasters in 2 irc rooms whie being simucasted across multiple webmastster radio shows.

4. Who would of thought I could actually spell n write? Netpond did and I was the assistant chronicles edititor un jaYMan the then current chronicles edititor..

5. In my best year I went fishing over 265 times.

6. I ran a top 10 free host with over 1.5 million hits per day..

7. my wife is my high school sweet heart

8. What did sykkboy do too Timbos shampoo again?

9. I'm really a nice guy. Gfy is all an act. hhahahahahahahaa

10. I have a fear of heights and dying.
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:53 AM   #9
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Did you guys break up when your mate lost the cock?
LOLOLOLOLOL well this will be my once a week reply where I just laugh and have nothing else to say hahahaha
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11. oh yeah my tpos rock when posting from my cell....
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1. I'm a great cook. I wouldn't say Chef, yet. But I can stand with the best and know what I'm doing.
2. I'm not just a designer. That's a small fraction of my skills.
3. I scored the highest IQ of my class in high school.
4. I started working in adult with my Mother when I was 19.
5. I've never been to the east coast
6. I know a lot of secrets about a lot of you. Secrets they shall remain.
7. I smoked pot with Brad Pitt.
8. I have never successfully been able to design a gay site. Not that I have had many opportunities.
9. I love golf, but my putt is off! Working on it.
10. I've never been to jail nor arrested.
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1) Splum got me into the industry.
10) I can count binary; There aren't 8 more interesting things about me.
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1. I cant cook or iron
2. I live with a black gay guy who is 25 years older then i am
3. I moved to Amsterdam without knowing anyone here
4. I am self employed since iam out of school
5. I order pizza daily but i dont get fat
6. I fucked my first tranny not too long ago, since then it happends more or less by mistake
7. I didnt wake up before 10am for the last 4 years
8. I loose my driving license on a regular basis
9. I dont have ethics, morals nor do i care about any of your opinions
10. I am afraid of double teaming trannies with kman
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Old 07-31-2008, 10:20 AM   #14
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1. In porn since 13 years of age started with a quarter and free hosts, 7 years strong now.
2. Never fully completed an internship.
3. Never finished school.
4. Never had a ''real'' job and or daytime job.
5. I can eat drink all i want, every day at a different restaurant and dont gain a simple gramm of weight.
6. Went on 2-3 month holiday trips while supposed to be in school, multiple times a school year.
7. Lost my virginity to a hooker, fucked over 400 since. Still doing it on daily bases.
8. I cant keep regular schedule and havent woken up before 11 in the morning for many years.
9. I can cook & iron my shirts but I'm too lazy to do it.
10. I am actually really lazy when it comes to personal things, but when it comes to business I dont want to be a single day late.
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1. In porn since 13 years of age started with a quarter and free hosts, 7 years strong now.
2. Never fully completed an internship.
3. Never finished school.
4. Never had a ''real'' job and or daytime job.
5. I can eat drink all i want, every day at a different restaurant and dont gain a simple gramm of weight.
6. Went on 2-3 month holiday trips while supposed to be in school, multiple times a school year.
7. Lost my virginity to a hooker, fucked over 400 since. Still doing it on daily bases.
8. I cant keep regular schedule and havent woken up before 11 in the morning for many years.
9. I can cook & iron my shirts but I'm too lazy to do it.
10. I am actually really lazy when it comes to personal things, but when it comes to business I dont want to be a single day late.
We must be brothers
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God, I am such an open book that I think pretty much everyone knows all about me, but I'll try this one out. lol

1) I am a great cook, even if I don't do it like I used to, I love to invent new dishes
2) I love to share, be it recipes, knowledge, or anything else.. NOT my husband ladies, OR men. lmao
3) I was and still am the ORIGINAL Rude Bitch, the one and only. While some think I am not actually rude, I can be QUITE rude when provoked
4) I am extremely opinionated, even if I don't scream it in your face, I have very strong opinions
5) I started in this industry in 1999 as my own content without a dime in my pocket. Being my own content, I didn't need money to start
6) I was the original starter of body ads, as far as I can tell, I started with what people called "ass ads"
7) I don't party, no drugs, drinking or anything, I am just boring ole Tam
8) I am a GRANDMOTHER now. wow, that one hurt like hell to say at 43. lol
9) I married my childhood sweetheart 25 years ago
10) I can't think of anything else to put here, so I guess that makes me an airhead... lol

10 things you probably already knew but some may not. lol
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2) I have been coding since I was 9ish, and I still suck at coding.
3) I have moved 9 times in 10 years, 2 countries, 4 states.
4) I have drove across every state other than Maine and Oregon.
5) I have been pulled over for speeding once and lost my licenses for a year because of it.
6) Pain, while it hurts.. causes sexual arousal from the adrenaline.
7) I'm not naturally social, I have to force myself to visit friends, I don't call anyone.
8) For 8+ years I have hosted, now 20+, Veteran non profit org Websites at no cost.
9) I have married Kristin 3 times and never been divorced, ynotbob married us first.
10) I am a Marine!
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1. Got in this bizz after fucking Angelina Jolie on camera when she was 18 and I wanted to share it with the world.
2. still figuring out how to encode that from Betamax to share it online
3. never needed school, I gave porn mags to teachers for good grades
4. my trannies are all grannies with alzheimer (too afraid they will tell somebody)
5. bush thought me to biol an egg (since that's the only thing he can actually do)
6. sold all my casinos at age 17 when my parents found out sniffin' my draws looking for marihuana
7. Cameron diaz tought me .php by oral lessons
8. my first gallery @ thehun in 1998 gave me a hosting bill that still scares me
9. Indian food in our city smells like asscrack
10. why does GFY not sell me their site at 500$ ?
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1) After college, I was living in Cleveland, my nick name was Shabba for at least 2 years. (I was a huge Shabba Ranks fan)

2) Chicks dig me cause I rarely wear underpants (stole that from the movie Stripes)

3) I'm the quiet one in my family, KB is my brother.

4) Before adult, I was the VP of the California Alarm Association in San Diego.

5) I was the first person to ever have the US postal service to approve a design of mine to monitor alarms for communal mail boxes. Retirement checks were being stolen. Normally if the Postal Service see wires they think it's a bomb, so I had to go wireless. Got the rights to do it in all of California and Nevada, then walked away from that industry and landed in adult. ( I still might be the only to do this)

6) I lost half of my brain cells in Dokks first Jamaica trip.

7) I won a high school competition for "Cutest Baby Face", people voted by donating money to United Way, I raised over $300 in change during 2 days of lunch breaks.

8) I helped start a fraternity at Ohio State and got it recognized as an official frat and voted in my the other houses on campus. I was Rush Chairman too. Tau Epsilon Phi aka Tep

9) Besides Eric from GFY, I have the largest tongue you've ever seen. I used to dress up as Gene Simmons for Halloween as a kid.

10) I had of 5 years of speech therapy as a kid growing up for my real bad lisp. (if only my speech teacher could see me at a Players Ball or hear my D$ Show interviews)

and a bonus one for you...

11) In 10th grade I weighed 155 lbs and bench pressed 270 lbs. In 8th grade before ever working out I benched 180 lbs.

Who's turned on?
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1) After college, I was living in Cleveland, my nick name was Shabba for at least 2 years. (I was a huge Shabba Ranks fan)

2) Chicks dig me cause I rarely wear underpants (stole that from the movie Stripes)

3) I'm the quiet one in my family, KB is my brother.

4) Before adult, I was the VP of the California Alarm Association in San Diego.

5) I was the first person to ever have the US postal service to approve a design of mine to monitor alarms for communal mail boxes. Retirement checks were being stolen. Normally if the Postal Service see wires they think it's a bomb, so I had to go wireless. Got the rights to do it in all of California and Nevada, then walked away from that industry and landed in adult. ( I still might be the only to do this)

6) I lost half of my brain cells in Dokks first Jamaica trip.

7) I won a high school competition for "Cutest Baby Face", people voted by donating money to United Way, I raised over $300 in change during 2 days of lunch breaks.

8) I helped start a fraternity at Ohio State and got it recognized as an official frat and voted in my the other houses on campus. I was Rush Chairman too. Tau Epsilon Phi aka Tep

9) Besides Eric from GFY, I have the largest tongue you've ever seen. I used to dress up as Gene Simmons for Halloween as a kid.

10) I had of 5 years of speech therapy as a kid growing up for my real bad lisp. (if only my speech teacher could see me at a Players Ball or hear my D$ Show interviews)

and a bonus one for you...

11) In 10th grade I weighed 155 lbs and bench pressed 270 lbs. In 8th grade before ever working out I benched 180 lbs.

Who's turned on?
i've got something you can bench buddy boy
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11) In 10th grade I weighed 155 lbs and bench pressed 270 lbs. In 8th grade before ever working out I benched 180 lbs.

Who's turned on?

Who couldn't be turned on?


In 10th grade, the bar almost out weighed me. 6' tall 125lbs bag of bones, and a single curled chest hair to go with it all! Now that's a turn on!
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1. I served in Desert Storm(US Navy)
2. I've surfed Pipeline about 100 times
3. I've almost drowned on the verge of death 2 times.(see above)
4. I had a one night stand with a Miss Teen Nebraska.(it may have been Iowa)
5. I survived a coyote attack
6. I'm gifted with dogs/training(not with coyotes)
7. Latin girls have always had a thing for me. It's scary and weird, but I wouldn't change it.
8. I've scored a game winning 3 pointer in a championship basketball game, as well as hit game winning home-runs in 2 championship softball games.
9. I've been married twice.
10. My last meal on death row would be a grilled cheese sandwich and a bowl of Campbell's chicken noodle soup with crackers and a glass of milk.

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mm maybe i should point out that you're supposed to post your list of 10 things too ppl!
nah, fuck that, lets make fun of your list for the first 2 pages first...
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nah, fuck that, lets make fun of your list for the first 2 pages first...
i'd LOVE to see your list.. you're so mysterious!
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10) I was The Cleveland Press Spelling Bee Champion in 6th grade

9) Worked in the music industry for years in Cleveland and San Diego- Worked withmartists like NIN,Manson, EEK MOUSE, Too Short, Nirvana, P Funk etc

8) While Houston and I called each other BF/ GF I never slept with her. However I did do her labia surgery, anyone ever hear of it? lol

7) I have been featured in every newspaper on the Globe and have appeared on over 100 talk shows including Howard Stern, 20/20, Dr. Phil, ET, Access Hollywood, Wall Street Journal, NY Times, LA Times etc...

6) I was with Pimp C and Too Short the night before PIMP C died.

5) I had three very close friends of mine die at early ages. RIP Madd Russian ( AKA BRUCE) in a car accident, Mackay Gazdak suicide, Aaron Csank ( fell off of a bridge drunk)

4) I play guitar and have jammed with George Clinton and P Funk, Bo Diddley, and recorded a track with Too Short and Travis Barker

3) I star in the film, American Cannibal by accident. The producers were filming a show about pitching tv shows when they met me pitching the concept all changed and they knew they had lightning in a bottle. American Cannibal is NOT REAL- Many of the events were staged or complete BS and the girl never got hurt :-))

2) I am a hopeless romantic :-)) I have a new sexy gf in the business, I have been seeing for over a month now and I adore her more than words can ever say.

1) I am not the producer of the Paris Hilton Sex tape- nor did I ever come in contact with the actual tape. I was the promoter and PR company retained to handle all of the pres for Marvad/ sexbrat.com

But thanks to that event- I have now become infamous for being a celebrity sex tape broker

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1. In grade 4, I scored a 100% on my CAT (childhood achievement test) and was given the option to go to a school for the gifted but turned it down.
2. In college I took Radio Broadcasting. I moved the campus station from 8 track and cd onto an mp3 computer system and ended up more in charge of the station than the professors.
3. One of my short stories was taught to students in grades 9 and 10.
4. Up until 4 years ago, I had never lived in the same place for 2 years at a time. My family had even moved before I turned 2. I don't even remember some of the schools I went to, much less many of my friends from them.
5. I've never worked at any franchise of any kind.
6. I'm the only person in my entire family who's ever worked from home but I also make more than all of them.
7. I became a bartender when I was 9, when my family added a bar to the hunting and fishing lodge they owned. I also became trailer park supervisor (60 trailer lots and 7 cabins) when I was 15.
8. I got into adult when the internet sector bottomed out in 2000. I randomly said "if ever I can help, just let me know" to Jackie of MaskTV... she took me up on the offer, the rest is history.
9. AaronM is not only my best friend in and out of the industry, he was in my wedding party.
10. I'm a self taught script writer.. started in Coldfusion, moved onto PHP. I wrote the affiliate software for ATK in less than 8 months from the ground up while also doing 3 other projects plus taking care of my 2 year old while my wife was on bed rest with our second child.

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1) After college, I was living in Cleveland, my nick name was Shabba for at least 2 years. (I was a huge Shabba Ranks fan)

2) Chicks dig me cause I rarely wear underpants (stole that from the movie Stripes)

3) I'm the quiet one in my family, KB is my brother.

4) Before adult, I was the VP of the California Alarm Association in San Diego.

5) I was the first person to ever have the US postal service to approve a design of mine to monitor alarms for communal mail boxes. Retirement checks were being stolen. Normally if the Postal Service see wires they think it's a bomb, so I had to go wireless. Got the rights to do it in all of California and Nevada, then walked away from that industry and landed in adult. ( I still might be the only to do this)

6) I lost half of my brain cells in Dokks first Jamaica trip.

7) I won a high school competition for "Cutest Baby Face", people voted by donating money to United Way, I raised over $300 in change during 2 days of lunch breaks.

8) I helped start a fraternity at Ohio State and got it recognized as an official frat and voted in my the other houses on campus. I was Rush Chairman too. Tau Epsilon Phi aka Tep

9) Besides Eric from GFY, I have the largest tongue you've ever seen. I used to dress up as Gene Simmons for Halloween as a kid.

10) I had of 5 years of speech therapy as a kid growing up for my real bad lisp. (if only my speech teacher could see me at a Players Ball or hear my D$ Show interviews)

and a bonus one for you...

11) In 10th grade I weighed 155 lbs and bench pressed 270 lbs. In 8th grade before ever working out I benched 180 lbs.

Who's turned on?
I see u left out the part where u lost a wrestling match against a blind student in High School
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:05 PM   #29
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hahahhah great thread....

1. I started in this biz when I was 18, with 100 bucks.

2. I got kicked out of a casino when I was 19 during a convention in new orleans

3. I work at netpond as the 'members president' went on later to host popular radio show on netpond radio which during its highest rated show had over 400 webmasters in 2 irc rooms whie being simucasted across multiple webmastster radio shows.

4. Who would of thought I could actually spell n write? Netpond did and I was the assistant chronicles edititor un jaYMan the then current chronicles edititor..

5. In my best year I went fishing over 265 times.

6. I ran a top 10 free host with over 1.5 million hits per day..

7. my wife is my high school sweet heart

8. What did sykkboy do too Timbos shampoo again?

9. I'm really a nice guy. Gfy is all an act. hhahahahahahahaa

10. I have a fear of heights and dying.
12. I'm on a million psycho pills because I'm crazy
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Oy Vey.

  1. I've been programming since I was 11 years old (23 now)
  2. I dropped out of school in the middle of 9th grade
  3. I've spent time in a nut house
  4. I started in this business with $23 and my old bank account is still open with the remaining $3.70 in it as a reminder
  5. I live with my girlfriend who loves me but I don't love her
  6. Of my immediate family I'm the wealthiest and I'm far from rich
  7. I sometimes wank to tranny porn
  8. I have serve panic attacks everytime I go outside
  9. I'm not social - at all
  10. Atleast five times a year I cry myself to sleep
  11. I've moved every 2 years of my life - always
  12. I have a massive foot fetish and have since I was 6 years old

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1. I studied to be a proffessional ballerina for 13 years. I was put on point at age 8 which is very rare.

2. I love to read and have over 400 books at last count. I speed read and can finish a novel in 2-3 hours if not interupted. I also retain everything I read and can describe the whole story line of almost every book I ever read.

3. I have an intense fear of singing in front of people despite being on stage many times in dance recitals.

4. I am deathly afraid of geese, lizards and ferrets

5. I bartended/waitresses for 9 years and loved it. Still "guest" bartend from time to time.

6. People are usually afraid of me when the first meet me and I have no idea why.

7. I have a porn twin

8. I drink way to much Coke.

9. I am very crafty - I make candles and crochet. I crochet baby hats and blankets and donate them to the local neo-natal unit. Yes I made that hat in my avatar.

10. I once blew up jello, got arrested in a bar at 14 (not officially), caused $700 worth of damage to my former bosses car (and didnt get fired for it) and thats all I can think of.
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This is a cool thread. Here are mine.

1. I've been in this biz since 1998 and started with no money.
2. My first sites were on my local ISP hosting and got shut down for too much traffic.
3. I actually used to review galleries for K-man when he ran Raw Pussy Tgp in exchange for top listings of my galleries.
4. I used to work as a music journalist and wrote for a few different magazines and newspapers. I have a picture of Chelsy Clinton sitting with Bill at a table int he White House. He is reading the Wall Street Journal and she is reading the magazine I wrote for and my story is the cover story.
5. I have written a book and recently signed a development deal with a publisher for it (hopefully something comes of it)
6. Although I will have been in the biz 10 years in November I have never been to a big show. I have been to a couple of smaller local shows.
7. I once kissed hot singer liz Phair....well...it was more like she kissed me.
8. I took a vacation to Egypt and it changed my life.
9. I got fired from my pre-adult full time job because I ran an amateur site that took surfer submissions and my boss found out about it when he tried to submit pictures. He did some research on the site and saw I owned the domain and fired me.
10. Right after high school a good friend of mine's mom offered to give me head or told me I could fuck her any time I wanted....but I turned her down.
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:24 PM   #33
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10. Used a computer for the first time in 1996

9. Had an epiphany that summer when I discovered "copy and paste"

8. Was a male stripper throughout the 1990's as well as a touring guitarist and a professional wrestler on the indy scene.

7. Was a male "stunt cock" for Center Stage Productions and appeared in many of the original "Naughty Neighbors" series of vidoes.

6. Was on Playboy TV many times thanks to my "stunt cock" work.

5. Have a tested IQ of 138

4. Played and toured professionally in rock bands from 1978 to 1998...still play weekends at nightclubs for fun.

3. I've been married 4 times. Every one of them had blonde hair and huge tits. I think I'm seeing a pattern here....

2. Had a horrible car accident in May 2002 that broke my neck and both arms. Doctors said I wouldn't live. When I did they said I was paralyzed. When I got up and walked around they said it would take years of physical therapy to recover. When I hit the gym and started lifting weights 2 months later....they said "DAMN"

1. I'm very honest in my business dealings and very loyal to my friends.
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I see u left out the part where u lost a wrestling match against a blind student in High School
What chu gotta be bringin' old shit!

1) Had I known he was legally blind before the match started, I wouldn't have locked up with him.

2) He could still see shapes and outlines of bodies.

3) He placed in the state finals.

4) I never lost a 1st or 2nd round, I only lost in the 3rd because I had no conditioning since I wasn't a true wrestler and I never did cardio before I went out for the team. Wrestled my Junior year only... Never even watched a match before joining the team.

5) WHY AM I STILL NOT OVER THIS!!!!!!!


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1 I spent a month and a half exploring Superstitious mountain Arizona with 4 friends in search of The Lost Dutchman Mines.

2 I spent several days tripping my socks off on Peyote buttons while bareback on a horse up a mountain in Bakersfield, CA

3 The friends I had in Hollywood, CA were more true friends than the ones I grew up with

4 I spent several days fucking my bosses girlfriend only to discover she was cheating on her husband with my boss. Yep, the husband came home unexpectedly.

5 My Ex wife was a stripper

6 I fucked a girl on a gravestone in Forest Lawn, Hollywood in broad daylight.

7 I was a top honor student all throughout college

8 I was a bicycle messenger for 6 years

9 I smoked a joint with Helloween drummer Ingo Switzenberg back in the 80s

10 I haven't used drugs in 17 years now and haven't drank alchohol in 6 years.
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1. I went to school for sportswriting but ended up in porn. Baseball is still my favorite thing in life.
2. I sang mezzosoprano throughout my childhood/high school years but lost my voice before my senior choir solo and haven't sang much (outside of my shower/drunk karaoke) since!
3. I'm really into crossword puzzles, it's kind of weird.
4. I won a spelling bee in the second grade - still a great speller!
5. I minored in American history in college and if I ever go back to school, I'll get my masters in that.
6. I'm originally from a really small town in northeastern Pennsylvania so my first real job was at a Wal-Mart, and I worked there for three years through high school and college. Brutal!
7. Every day at lunch, HotMonica and I watch Maury in our break room. I think he's sexy, I can't explain it.
8. I'm a really bad driver, but every car accident I've ever been (3) in were surprisingly not my fault.
9. I don't fear speaking in public but I have an irrational fear of calling someone I've never called before.
10. in 22 years, I've never been stung by a bee or broken a bone.
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1. Was a standup comic in the 90's.I was the house mc for a comedy club in upstate NY.My first night ever I opened for Brian Reagan, I also opened for Ray Romano and Martin Lawrence. If they had paxil back then, I would probably been doing that for a living.

2. Went to a middle school where I had two hours of drama a day. Was invited to audition for the school of performing arts in NYC. My parents didn't let me because they thought I was too young to go to school in NYC and my father didn't see acting as a real profession.

3. Produced demos for songs to be sold by a management company,the biggest was for famous music.
4. Sang in a bar band
5. If you watch Carlin at Carnegie hall, you will see a much thinner me laughing with a beige members only jacket on.
6. my first adult job was at 20 as a bouncer.
7. I ran a jack shack and a pro dungeon
8. my first job was at 12 working at hot bagels and donuts
9. When I worked as a service advisor for Jaguar,me and my partner were rated number 2 for customer satisfaction in the country.
10. Working for myself is the longest Ive ever been at one job.
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1. I had speech therapy when I was 10 because I had a french accent, even though Im from Texas

2. I play piano and started teaching guitar at 15

3. I set my house on fire when I was 7

4. I am an honorary member of the Sons Of Silence biker gang

5. I was in a band that was signed to Atlantic records when I was 19, but the band broke up shortly after

6. I once got in a fist fight with Pat Travers

7. I can brew my own beer

8. I accidentally shot my girlfriend (grazed) at gun range once

9. I have been through more cars than many of you have had underwear

10. I have seen GregTx naked more than once
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Old 07-31-2008, 01:44 PM   #39
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1. Started in this business in 1997 when one of my film teachers asked me after class if I had a problem designing a site that had “adult content”. I went to school for cgi animation and can use Maya.

2. Once I started doing freelance adult and told my Dad, he told me “sex will always sell … what do you need to get this started for yourself?” He wired me $500 that day so I could start buying content.

3. Thanks to Freenet Pass and Sexkey my friends were very jealous when I was younger since according to them I “didn’t have to work” . Which also some how made me the beer buyer!

4. I used to run shanesworldcash.com. So yes … I can code & design. I can build and operate a website from start to finish .. but can’t change a tire to save my life.

5. I hate all feet .. except my own.

6. I collect miniature condiments … you know like the ones that come with your room service. I have NO idea why I do. I just hide them in a cupboard in my house .. they aren’t on display or anything. Someone once suggested maybe I was a midget in a past life and that’s why I have a strange affinity for anything miniature.

7. I was born with a cleft palate … they told my mom I wouldn’t be able to talk until I had 7 years of speech therapy … 2 weeks after my surgery I looked at my mom and said “can I have a cookie?” … in her words, she hasn’t been able to get me to shut up since!

8. I was naturally blonde until I was 7 … then my hair just got darker and darker each year (I am a very dark brunette for those who have never seen me)

9. I read almost every night to put myself to sleep .. otherwise I can’t shut off my mind from going over my “to do list” for the following day.

10. I love trashy websites and TV shows .. like thedirty.com and tmz.com … I also watch really bad reality shows like so you think you can dance, living Lohan, Americas’s next best dance crew!

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  1. I love the Yankees
  2. I was a top rep at Verizon corporate for 4 years running
  3. I'm not squeamish but spiders freak me out (eww)
  4. I won't date a guy who spends more time in front of a mirror than me
  5. I have a secret tattoo
  6. I'll drink you under the table if it's scotch, I'll pass out if it's tequila
  7. My dad was a roadie for the beatles
  8. I have three sisters and one baby brother
  9. I am lost without my iphone
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Old 07-31-2008, 02:42 PM   #42
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10. Before adult I worked in the music business, building and running websites for KISS, Ozzy, Motley, Britney, Jessica Simpson, Meat Loaf, Fleetwood Mac, Rod Stewart and a few others. I have had lunch and dinner with Britney Spears, years before she totalled went off the deep end. I used to find girls for Gene Simmons when he traveled, that is why I started the Girls of KISS for their website.

9. I built my first website in 1995.

8. My first computer was a Commodore VIC 20... 4k of memory and cassette tape storage! I still own my first Mac, a Mac Plus.

7. I have first hand experience seeing KB have a near blow out in front seat of his car. I have never seen him run so fast into a bathroom!

6. My first job was working in a bowling alley, cleaning up after bowlers.

5. Sportsheets and hot wax can make for a very wild night when you have someone strapped to your bed!

4. I have over 500 gig of music in my iTunes library.

3. I ride the cable car in SF to and from work everyday.

2. I spent two years in college radio, one of those as the music director.

1. I have been married and divorced twice.

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Old 07-31-2008, 02:46 PM   #43
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1. My family is Fire, Police, and Military. I was supposed to do one of those 3 things. My family got me into the Fire Department right out of High School.

2. I hated the Fire Department. Fire is scary. Helping people was cool though.

3. Hating my life and job, I became a truck driver.

4. I got hurt on the job, and was laid up for 3 months.

5. Laid up and bored out of my mind, I decided to check out this whole "Internet" thing. Not owning a computer, I hobbled down to Costco and told the sales guy, "I need a computer, and can you put that Internet thing on it?" $1200 later I had a piece of shit HP computer.

6. Set up the computer, got an AOL account, and immediately found porn. How does this all work, I wondered. I found "right click - view source" and tried to decipher what I was looking at.

7. Got a copy of dreamweaver and taught myself html.

8. My nickname comes from the first site I had freepornjunction.com.

9. Colin Rowntree gave me the best advice I have ever gotten business wise, and without hs advice, I wouldn't be where I am at now.

10. I am married to my high school sweetheart (10 years), have a 3 year old little girl, and a new one in the oven. I haven't been to an Industry event since my daughter was born.
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6. I collect miniature condiments ? you know like the ones that come with your room service. I have NO idea why I do. I just hide them in a cupboard in my house .. they aren?t on display or anything. Someone once suggested maybe I was a midget in a past life and that?s why I have a strange affinity for anything miniature.

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whoah!!! check this out.. i started collecting the ketchup packs that came with my mcdonalds and stuff like a year ago.. it was more of a running joke with my wife, about all of the ketchup packets we had in the fridge, we'd joke about not wasting ketchup and i'd run to the fridge with the packets when we had some.. surely this cant make me any weirder than dating trannies so I guess it's not really noteworthy
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Old 07-31-2008, 03:17 PM   #45
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It is a classic story. When I first started I was like most newbies and had no idea about licensed content or any of that. I ran a site that allowed surfers to submit amateur pics. Looking back on it I am sure most were just pics ripped from other sites. Anyway, my boss goes on vacation and while there he takes some pics of girls in thongs and topless at the beach. He tries to email them to my site ( I had no idea he was a fan and he had no idea I ran the site). For some reason the email bounced the first time he tried to send it. He knew enough about the internet to do a whois so he did to see if he could find another email address to send the pics to and he finds my name. The next day he calls me into his office and asks if I run the site. I tell him yes. He tells me that he can't allow me to run the site while I work there since some of the clients of this company had websites and were big name, well known companies and they would be pissed if they found out someone affiliated with them was running a porn site. I'm sure it was BS, but he was probably scared for his job if people found out he was trying to submit pics LOL. Anyway, he fires me. I devote myself to this full time and in about 6 months was making twice what I was at my old job so it was actually a great thing he did for me.

I found out a few months after I got fired how he found out about the site and I sent him an email telling him he could just email all his porn directly if he really wanted to.
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Old 07-31-2008, 03:52 PM   #47
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Old 07-31-2008, 05:04 PM   #48
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It's gonna be almost impossible to compete with all those cool people around here..

1) am a music addict, have more than 1 900 records with a wide variety of genres, used to write short columns and run rockotheques in a local club while at the college

2) used to play bass in a band before I moved out of my hometown to a college, Tony Levin among my favourite bass players

3) has been an avid reader since I was 5, apart from a lots of the fact literature the favourite authors vary from Oscar Wilde to Hubert Selby Jr.

4) have seen more than two thirds of the IMDB top 250 movies, with Martin Scorsese, John Huston, Michael Mann or Sidney Lumet among my all time favourite directors

5) was an extremely skinny post / hippie looking kid with long hair till I got turned down by my dreamgirl at the age of 17, got a haircut, started to intensely work out and gained over 55 pounds in two years

6) even not possessing a TV for more than 4 years already, I do own a collection of notoriously known TV series on a DVD, you may as well find me and my roommate drinking beer and watching / intensely commenting Dallas or Miami Vice in the leisure time

7) studied cybernetics and biomedical engeneering, used to be a private tutor of maths at one time, holding the "IT security manager" and "government IT systems specialist" certificates

8) owning a very comprehensive collection of some of the wildest 80's music videos at my home PC, with all the original 80's Modern Talking videos among others

9) owning a massive collection of the classical 80's hero action movies (Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Seagal, Van Damme), the movies I used to go to as a kid as well as a notable collection of 80's B horror movies, now aiming for the IMDB's worst 100 movies of all time

10) use to often speak with my roommate in German as we find it funny

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Old 07-31-2008, 05:20 PM   #49
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1. I'm deathly afraid of spiders...always have been, always will be.

2. I'm a huge numbers person...I loved math in school. I'm such a nerd that when I see the time displayed on a digital clock, I always rack my brain to make a mathematical equation out of the numbers in the order they appear.

3. I have been skeet shooting since I was seven years old and I can probably beat you. I even worked as a referee at a shotgun range for my last two years of high school where my nickname was "Tips." Yes, big boobs will always get the most tips from the old men that shoot guns.

4. I got into a car accident during my behind the wheel training...yeah that was tons of fun. Wasn't my fault at all and the best part was that the girl who caused the accident was a former student of my driving instructor!

5. Don't let my softcore persona fool you...I'm quite the dirty girl.

6. If I wasn't working in this biz I would probably be getting my Master's in Forensics. Or would be running my own doggie daycare. Two complete opposites, I know.

7. I have two bad habits that I will never be able to break...I constantly crack my knuckles and when I'm nervous I chew on my bottom lip.

8. I graduated Magna Cum Laude from college. Even though I'm not using my degree, it still led me to where I am today. If I hadn't been in film school I would never have been hired at my job in the adult biz which in turn led me to modeling. So I guess my 120k education wasn't a complete waste.

9. I don't want to get married and I don't want children...seems like a pretty rare thing these days.

10. Chocolate is gross. I can tolerate some of it if I have to but I really don't like it.
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