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Old 12-27-2008, 06:43 PM   #101
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yep , NoCarrier..
Being a father and knowing how painful it'd be to possibly lose one of you kids, I stepped up and helped him put a site together to take donations, and then when it got larger than he expected .. he tried to deny the whole story and it ended up with a radio story in quebec how I was the mastermind behind the whole "scam" .. which was just beautiful..

I've got burned every time I've tried to help anyone from GFY, I've been near homelessness myself due to some unfortunate circumstances a few years back, and I never came on here to beg for money.. anyone that helps this guy is a fool.

And yes, there was a scammer by the name of AWstuff Jon a few years back that came back as Adult warden and promised to pay all his debts to me, Then once I said publicly on the board that he was making due on his debts, he disappeared again..scamming more people on his way out. and never did pay me back the $1200 he owed me ( that almost got me evicted at Xmas 5 years ago.. was seriously hurt by that rip off )

And for some reason every time I read this Jon's posts.. I've also wondered if it's the same Jon...

( if so pay me my fucking money Jon! )
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if you go looking money its best to come in really humble, hat in hand.
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I'm amazed anyone would even half believe this nonsense. I just hope no one sends him money.
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why not sell 2 of your 3 cars to have cash to pay the immediate problems? Do you really need 3 vehicles?
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Old 12-27-2008, 06:52 PM   #105
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Old 12-27-2008, 06:55 PM   #106
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Old 12-27-2008, 06:57 PM   #108
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what's up baby
Same ol' buddy :D

Just came by GFY to see if anything has changed, as I haven't been around in awhile,
and as expected nothing has changed, losers that are too lazy to work to save their ass begging for money, scammers run amok in the buy and sell forums and a bunch of useless posts haha

Glad I skip this place most of the time.
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Old 12-27-2008, 07:09 PM   #110
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Just a couple of ideas:
1. Sell your 3 cars?
2. Sell your house? If you rent, move into something cheaper or a family members house (for the amount of time it takes you to build up a network of sites)
3. Contact one of the many people you have worked with and given crazy SEO results in the past, ask them for a cash advance, and do the work for 75% discount..

Seems quite simple.
Now this sounds like a solid plan, especially option #3.
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Old 12-27-2008, 07:13 PM   #111
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lmao... I just thought about this.... Even at rock bottom I have more and make more then most of you... jeez.. wtf am I doing... I wear 100k on my pinky for gods sakes...

Thanks for waking me up guys.. Life is great, I am getting better by the day... I just needed you guys to set me straight...
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Old 12-27-2008, 07:15 PM   #112
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If it gets bad enough.. But I would never sell anything for a adult industry comeback.. You guys want me back you have to bring me back..
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Old 12-27-2008, 07:19 PM   #113
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I am a proud person that doesn't ask anyone for anything.. And I hate having to now..

I have helped countless people in this industry.. I have even helped the industry as a whole at times..

I have always been honest, I have done the best I could to be sure everyone that has dealt with me gets the long end of the stick..



Some of you know.. Some of you don't, but I was almost dead several times over the last few months due to unexplained medical conditions.. My nervous system, lungs, heart and pancreas all was failing at one point or another over the last six months... At one point my blood sugar was almost 500, doc looked me straight in the eyes and told me I should have either been in coma or dead at that exact moment....

I have lost everything.. All my savings, most of my domains... I am close to loosing my home, all three of my vehicles are broke down..


I have been feeling alot better and my health is almost all the way back, but I have pretty much zero income.. I have been doing small handyman work just to make ends meet... I had to cancel christmas in my home and most of my bills are way over due..

I need to get back on my feet, but I have no capital to work with at all.. My epass' are all expired and I got fucked royally by paypal so I don't even have a way to take in funds at this time for grunt work around here...

I plan on putting a resume together and putting myself up for hire, but that will not solve any of my immediate problems...


I do not want a hand out.. But I really need something.. Maybe you guys can make a pool or something that is organized and raise a few bucks to give me the hand I need to stand back up and make things happen like I used to.. I still have it in me!




Thanks for reading this... Please do not think less of me due to this.. I have worked hard in life and never expected to be in this situation, asking for help is a new low for me...

This is rock bottom!
i don't read this board often enough anymore. you bring the term douchebag to a whole new level.
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Old 12-27-2008, 07:23 PM   #115
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lmao... I just thought about this.... Even at rock bottom I have more and make more then most of you... jeez.. wtf am I doing... I wear 100k on my pinky for gods sakes...

Thanks for waking me up guys.. Life is great, I am getting better by the day... I just needed you guys to set me straight...
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lmao... I just thought about this.... Even at rock bottom I have more and make more then most of you... jeez.. wtf am I doing... I wear 100k on my pinky for gods sakes...

Thanks for waking me up guys.. Life is great, I am getting better by the day... I just needed you guys to set me straight...
You paid $100k for this piece of shit ring that someone made in metal shop?!?:



Nice tabletop too. Must have got a good deal at Goodwill...might want to buff out the scratches to showcase your bling better.

BTW, any jewelry worth 1/10th that much comes with a certificate. Post yours!!! I'm expecting you to do that right after you post the medical documents proving your recent ailments.

Well, good to know that you don't need the money anymore, and that the industry is saved.

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Old 12-27-2008, 07:39 PM   #119
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He isn't selling his "bling" because he has none. Never has and probably never will. The guy is a broke nobody who plays internet millionaire to make himself not feel like such a failure. Anyone with half a brain could have spotted this years ago.

These guys all end up the same way. Coming to the message boards begging for money with some pathetic excuse as to why they magically went broke. There is no good SEO who would lose all their rankings and all their income in a matter of 6 months. There is no way anyone who was making as much money as he claimed would suddenly go broke so fast. No savings accounts and no health insurance. That's how the big ballers roll I guess.

As someone said, it's the white pussyserver. Another character on GFY claiming to be something bigger than they are. Isn't the first and won't be the last.

The best advice anyone can give is to head into town and pick up an application at McDonalds or some retail chain. Get a real job that pays the bills. There is no shame in an honest days work. After this many years, if you're coming to message boards begging for handouts, you aren't cut out for this industry.

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lmao... I just thought about this.... Even at rock bottom I have more and make more then most of you... jeez.. wtf am I doing... I wear 100k on my pinky for gods sakes...

Thanks for waking me up guys.. Life is great, I am getting better by the day... I just needed you guys to set me straight...
so you ticked off gfy as an option for quick cash after everyone laughed at you

now trying to save face should you ever try and return

you are a funny and tragic figure
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You paid $100k for this piece of shit ring that someone made in metal shop?!?:


Nice tabletop too. Must have got a good deal at Goodwill...might want to buff out the scratches to showcase your bling better.

BTW, any jewelry worth 1/10th that much comes with a certificate. Post yours!!! I'm expecting you to do that right after you post the medical documents proving your recent ailments.

Well, good to know that you don't need the money anymore, and that the industry is saved.

ADG

It's my desktop ADG, well worn, I paid 25k for the pinky, I got a deal.. It is set in SS, and it is made extra ridged so not to loose any of them FL-VVS2 D stones when I assault someone. The is a total of 6 carats and yes they have been inspected by both the GIA and AGSL, certificates aren't handy nor would I scan up something like that.. Same with med records..
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Yeah check out how crystal clear that earing is, you know how the good stones are so see through.
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Yeah check out how crystal clear that earing is, you know how the good stones are so see through.
There is no earing there.. them are loose stones...

Clear flawless and colorless diamonds are more valuable...
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lmao... I just thought about this.... Even at rock bottom I have more and make more then most of you... jeez.. wtf am I doing... I wear 100k on my pinky for gods sakes...

Thanks for waking me up guys.. Life is great, I am getting better by the day... I just needed you guys to set me straight...
damn posts like that make me feel bad about my finances......oh well at least i still have the whole tall and goodlooking and huge dick thing going for me
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lmao... I just thought about this.... Even at rock bottom I have more and make more then most of you... jeez.. wtf am I doing... I fucking created unicorns. I'm the one that taught XXXjay how to SEO, I was there with Fantasyman in 90's and told him to go with porn and not to try and sell tv's online. I'm the one who gave 11clicks his 12th click and his name was born. I told Lens to go with go fuck yourself over what he wanted to use with go shit yourself, I also told Ron Cadwell to work with Visa and not diners club when he started ccbill. I sold Sweet T his first server. I gave Dog his first bounty to hunt. I showed Greg Lasrado how to mail. I helped Donny find the lord. the list goes on you fuckers just don't get it.
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Go fuck yourself and never come back...
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SHit man.. this thread was weird.. I figured you guys would pool 500k or so together for me to make something happen... Instead you shit on me and laughed at me and MOTIVATED ME! lmao
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Who the hell puts 100K in stones in Sterling Silver? Platinum maybe but Sterling Silver? never
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It's my desktop ADG, well worn, I paid 25k for the pinky, I got a deal.. It is set in SS, and it is made extra ridged so not to loose any of them FL-VVS2 D stones when I assault someone. The is a total of 6 carats and yes they have been inspected by both the GIA and AGSL, certificates aren't handy nor would I scan up something like that.. Same with med records..
Once again, that is the honestly the most white trash piece of shit ring I have ever seen. Seriously, look closely at it. You call that a setting?!? You can see the frigging spot welds on it for christsakes!!!

I keep giving you a chance to post details to prove your plight (medical docs, jewelry certs, etc), and you sidestep, like all con artists do. I mean, why would anyone provide proof when it is the only way they can exonerate themselves or their self-fabricated reputation?

So far, only Stinky has risen to your defense - oh gee, go figure, since he has been known to beg on GFY as well, and is once again down on his luck (the only luck he seems to have is in conning women into supporting his sorry ass).

Well, good to know that you have a garbage can ring worth $25,000 to fall back on if your GFY fundraising drive falls a little short.

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Who the hell puts 100K in stones in Sterling Silver? Platinum maybe but Sterling Silver? never
I am Native American I have all kinds of custom sterling...
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SHit man.. this thread was weird.. I figured you guys would pool 500k or so together for me to make something happen... Instead you shit on me and laughed at me and MOTIVATED ME! lmao
sure thing







still trying to save face? lol


here we go again some other spaz said almost the same thing a while ago...

you motivated me bla bla I will get on my feet again bla bla


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So when is the thread where we all go looking for "Jon Clarke" because he supposedly dissappeared, and is having ICQ problems.
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a liar does that knows nothing about jewelry...

except for sterling silver and cubic zirconias....
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lmao... I just thought about this.... Even at rock bottom I have more and make more then most of you... jeez.. wtf am I doing... I wear 100k on my pinky for gods sakes...

Thanks for waking me up guys.. Life is great, I am getting better by the day... I just needed you guys to set me straight...
Broke loser, or swindling scumbag?

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Once again, that is the honestly the most white trash piece of shit ring I have ever seen. Seriously, look closely at it. You call that a setting?!? You can see the frigging spot welds on it for christsakes!!!

I keep giving you a chance to post details to prove your plight (medical docs, jewelry certs, etc), and you sidestep, like all con artists do. I mean, why would anyone provide proof when it is the only way they can exonerate themselves or their self-fabricated reputation?

So far, only Stinky has risen to your defense - oh gee, go figure, since he has been known to beg on GFY as well, and is once again down on his luck (the only luck he seems to have is in conning women into supporting his sorry ass).

Well, good to know that you have a garbage can ring worth $25,000 to fall back on if your GFY fundraising drive falls a little short.

ADG
I just had the stones looked at because I am thinking of selling them for offline capital...

I was offered 100k and had it reinsured for 250k, it is a family heirloom I plan on passing down for generations.. Something for the subservient of the future to put there lips on in grace...
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So when is the thread where we all go looking for "Jon Clarke" because he supposedly dissappeared, and is having ICQ problems.
very true

although compared to many other figures that pulled this off this will never happen

as this guy never did have a rep ever, just been a laughing stock
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What a chump.
Should I get something bigger to pass down..?
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Can't even keep his lies straight 10 minutes after telling one.
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Old 12-27-2008, 08:45 PM   #143
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I just had the stones looked at because I am thinking of selling them for offline capital...

I was offered 100k and had it reinsured for 250k, it is a family heirloom I plan on passing down for generations.. Something for the subservient of the future to put there lips on in grace...
take a close look at your ring and the rest, then look at yourself

both are very very similar, worthless!!!

do you live in a fantasy world?

are you on drugs?
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Old 12-27-2008, 08:50 PM   #144
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I paid 25k for the pinky, I got a deal.. It is set in SS, and it is made extra ridged so not to loose any of them FL-VVS2 D stones when I assault someone. The is a total of 6 carats and yes they have been inspected by both the GIA and AGSL, certificates aren't handy nor would I scan up something like that..
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I was offered 100k and had it reinsured for 250k, it is a family heirloom I plan on passing down for generations..
No wonder your ass is broke...

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Old 12-27-2008, 09:03 PM   #146
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nevermind, this is too entertaining...

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nevermind, this is too entertaining...


this idiot probably doesnt even have 100 dollars to his name.. What a joke John Clark is
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nevermind, this is too entertaining...
I liked your pre-edit advice...

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