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HorseShit · 12-30-2008, 01:01 PM

page 6, nice.

MrBro · 12-30-2008, 01:04 PM

So how long until Jonboy comes here and makes claims that he's now working for 2 of the top programs in adult being paid way more then most of us make, but he cannot tell us who he is working for or what they are doing because it's all top secret.

nico-t · 12-30-2008, 07:25 PM

holy shit this thread is a train wreck

skrinkladoo · 12-30-2008, 08:00 PM

This is the thread that never ends. Suicide thread.

Kimmykim · 12-30-2008, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by »Rob Content«

It's not a complete thread on GFY until KB name drops in it.

OK, that is funnier than the shit Jon Clark posted about himself as Superman.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-30-2008, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

OK, that is funnier than the shit Jon Clark posted about himself as Superman.

ADG

Imortyl Pussycat · 12-30-2008, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

coming on here telling ridiculous fairy tales and showing off photographs of his easy bake oven ring set..

i swore to myself i would not post in this thread and add to the attention whoring of the thread creator until i saw the above. that is some seriously funny shit and made me LMFAO

this thread has it all:

drama
old friends catching up
side stories
historical gfy facts
offshoot fights
old drama revisited by posters other than JC
great pics
hilarious quotes

AaliyahLove · 12-30-2008, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis

Wow, what a disrespectful insult to MetaMan the great

LOL!!!!

Iron Fist · 12-30-2008, 11:25 PM

Jay-Rock · 12-30-2008, 11:43 PM

This thread just gets better and better!!!

candyflip · 12-31-2008, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay-Rock

This thread just gets better and better!!!

This is the thread the never ends.

Clarise · 12-31-2008, 09:45 AM

WOW.. such drama lol.

this is my first post.
Directed at Jon ... Under your name you have "pimp" ... why not pimp your wife off for some money.

It is official that I will be a regular reader of this board now, thanks to Jon starting this thread. This is better then daytime soaps (which i dont watch so this board is perfect for me LOL)

Happy New Year

PS .. I originally came here because I have an adult web site that I would love to direct some more traffic too, now I have another purpose lol

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-31-2008, 09:59 AM

Oh snap... page 6

Matyko · 12-31-2008, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

i swore to myself i would not post in this thread and add to the attention whoring of the thread creator until i saw the above. that is some seriously funny shit and made me LMFAO

this thread has it all:

drama
old friends catching up
side stories
historical gfy facts
offshoot fights
old drama revisited by posters other than JC
great pics
hilarious quotes

This is why we love GFY

brassmonkey · 12-31-2008, 10:39 AM

hope u get better

candyflip · 01-01-2009, 07:35 AM

Happy New Year Jon.

HorseShit · 01-01-2009, 07:42 AM

he is doing just fine now as Ibills head of janitorial services

fris · 01-01-2009, 09:46 AM

i got a kick out of his sig where he said hes sent millions of hits to sponsors.

hjnet · 01-01-2009, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

jesus christ, you are the white version of pussyserver...

Well, after reading what he did for our Industry, and for mankind at all I think it's save to say that he IS Jesus Christ, which is nothing else than a synonym for Jon Clark.

Somehow this thread remindy me about Chuck Norris Jokes......

Arnjen · 01-01-2009, 07:43 PM

WOW jon man so much ways to make money online and you keep failing?
only 3 explanations for that
1:You are the laziest bastard in the world.
2 You are the biggest liar in the world.
3:you are the biggest idiot in the world.
Look to it on the bright side at least you are the biggest in something.

Just go do something would be my only advice

EddieBrock · 01-01-2009, 07:43 PM

This thread should be ending soon. Jon did say he was leaving GFY after he hit 8K.

candyflip · 01-01-2009, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddieBrock

This thread should be ending soon. Jon did say he was leaving GFY after he hit 8K.

He did leave. This thread is just everyone here trying to do what we can to bring him back.

BAKO · 01-01-2009, 10:25 PM

this thread took a wrong turn

[db] · 01-01-2009, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps

sell your ice
http://www.gfy.com/15233851-post40.html

He posted this 5 days before he started this thread? Is this serious?

I can't wait to read the rest of this thread.

If this guy is for real I think he snuck in under the wire to become GFY's biggest douche of 2008.

welcome to the real world asshole.

[db] · 01-01-2009, 11:31 PM

Dear god he even responds on page two.

[db] · 01-01-2009, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

tubes would have ruined this industry if I would not have talked to a few of the right people about embracing them years ago.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

In order for me to come back and save the day I need you guys to help me out here... Help me up and I will make it happen for all of us again!

The biggest downside of the internet continues to be the fact that you can not punch someone in the face over it.

[db] · 01-01-2009, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask

I can offer you hosting space on my dedi I have with Mojohost for free, until you;re able to get your own hosting. No catch

info [at] pornask [dawt] com

Oh man, I really hope you didn't give this prick anything:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

If it gets bad enough.. But I would never sell anything for a adult industry comeback.. You guys want me back you have to bring me back..

In his first post he talks about overdue bills and almost losing his house. I guess he won't sell his "ice" for those reasons either.

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

Oh wow... now this just takes the cake.. oh you can't be bother to risk any of your own property or selling anything that's "yours" to help "yourself" out of your "own" problem. Yet you can come to GFY and beg for money and then act as if we all need you, because your just so great and all.

only on GFY...

indeed

[db] · 01-02-2009, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blingbaby

Unfortunately, although I'm not sure that this guy's story is what it is, there was a time when I sent a certain major, even a MAX major porn company that I sent some sizable traffic on *porno* keyword from AOL, I had #3 listing in Google, this yummy vein lasted about 3 months and was a result of months of SEO work for all my sites back in maybe around 2000. Anyway this spike got me my first 4 digit check from one company and gave me the energy to keep the effort up only to find that the next month, the same traffic from same source to same sponsor only earned me a fraction of the returns from the month before. So, NO most people in this industry do not help their earners, they piss on everyone and only care about where the next coke shipment comes from. Sad but true and sadly I have a feeling this beggar is in the same camp..

try spamming instead and earn 5 or 6 figure checks and you will find that almost any large sponsor will jump on an opportunity to help you. Send 50+ joins/day to any program for a couple weeks or months and they would be crazy not to prepay you for the next 500.

Back when I was dealing with larger amounts of traffic I could have had 5 companies offer big prepays over icq in ten minutes.

Anyway it's obvious that this clown didn't send millions of SE hits to any sponsors. He's either a con artist like nocarrier and countless others, or a fake nick fake drama character of some GFY addict who's had a good laugh at all this. I would suspect that he's a full blown con artist, since he seems to have run sites/domains etc, which if true makes a real person rather than a fake nick. I mean Juicylinks or whatever bastard(s) do the fake nicks have fooled me before but this one looks realer (to quote southpark).

Walter Gropius · 01-02-2009, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [db]

The biggest downside of the internet continues to be the fact that you can not punch someone in the face over it.

WeirdHomer · 01-02-2009, 03:05 AM

I am the one who chose my path
I am the one who couldn't last
I feel the life pulled from me
I feel the anger changing me

dynastoned · 01-02-2009, 03:44 AM

epic troll thread

Snake Doctor · 02-24-2009, 09:17 AM

brassmonkey · 02-24-2009, 09:21 AM

hahahaha

SteveHardeman · 02-24-2009, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

I haven't seen one of JC's new threads since he's been on my ignore list for the last few months but nonetheless, fucking hilarious that you bumped this.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-24-2009, 09:42 AM

This is the most successful thread ever... !

candyflip · 02-24-2009, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

This is the most successful thread ever... !

Funny you're the only person seeing it as such.

You're a phony. And in my opinion, a two bit scammer.

brassmonkey · 02-24-2009, 12:49 PM

your the center of a virtual trashing

Deej · 02-24-2009, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

This is the most successful thread ever... !

its an oxymoronic thread...

Super Successful Fail

vanillaice · 02-24-2009, 12:55 PM

hi I own a house and three cars. I'm a rock bottom, pls help k thx

Quagmire · 02-24-2009, 02:53 PM

candyflip · 10-29-2010, 06:20 PM

I miss Jon Clark.

fris · 10-29-2010, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I miss Jon Clark.

saw him on #jquery on freenet the other day.

candyflip · 10-29-2010, 06:27 PM

Free Jon Clark

Considering I got him banned for life, this should amount to about

Deej · 10-29-2010, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Free Jon Clark

Fuck you! What kind of fucked up masochist are you?

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12-30-2008, 01:01 PM	#251
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	page 6, nice.

12-30-2008, 01:04 PM	#252
MrBro So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 323	So how long until Jonboy comes here and makes claims that he's now working for 2 of the top programs in adult being paid way more then most of us make, but he cannot tell us who he is working for or what they are doing because it's all top secret.

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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	holy shit this thread is a train wreck

12-31-2008, 09:45 AM	#262
Clarise Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Southwestern Ontario Posts: 5	WOW.. such drama lol. this is my first post. Directed at Jon ... Under your name you have "pimp" ... why not pimp your wife off for some money. It is official that I will be a regular reader of this board now, thanks to Jon starting this thread. This is better then daytime soaps (which i dont watch so this board is perfect for me LOL) Happy New Year PS .. I originally came here because I have an adult web site that I would love to direct some more traffic too, now I have another purpose lol

12-31-2008, 09:59 AM	#263
Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE North Coast Pimp Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: 304-534-757 Posts: 9,395	Oh snap... page 6

01-01-2009, 07:42 AM	#267
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	he is doing just fine now as Ibills head of janitorial services

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01-01-2009, 07:43 PM	#270
Arnjen Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 184	WOW jon man so much ways to make money online and you keep failing? only 3 explanations for that 1:You are the laziest bastard in the world. 2 You are the biggest liar in the world. 3:you are the biggest idiot in the world. Look to it on the bright side at least you are the biggest in something. Just go do something would be my only advice

01-01-2009, 07:43 PM	#271
EddieBrock Registered User Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 94	This thread should be ending soon. Jon did say he was leaving GFY after he hit 8K. Last edited by EddieBrock; 01-01-2009 at 07:48 PM..

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01-01-2009, 11:31 PM	#275
[db] Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 327	Dear god he even responds on page two.

01-02-2009, 03:05 AM	#280
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01-02-2009, 03:44 AM	#281
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02-24-2009, 12:55 PM	#289
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10-29-2010, 06:20 PM	#291
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10-29-2010, 06:27 PM	#293
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,052	Free Jon Clark Considering I got him banned for life, this should amount to about __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me