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PornNewz · 07-24-2009, 07:37 PM

Guess I shouldn't have gone after getting laid, but without a sack full, it just seemed like a ripoff for $20.

Thoughts?

papagmp · 07-24-2009, 07:39 PM

Getting stiff from a stripper = cool

stiffing a stripper = uncool

Hank_Heartland · 07-24-2009, 07:41 PM

If you would stiff a stripper...you would stiff anybody

slapass · 07-24-2009, 07:42 PM

No security where she works?

d-null · 07-24-2009, 07:51 PM

that is very uncool, why are you bragging about being a cheapskate?

07-24-2009, 07:52 PM

I call bullshit. All strip clubs have bouncers that would have made you give her the $20.

papagmp · 07-24-2009, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB

I call bullshit. All strip clubs have bouncers that would have made you give her the $20.

Actually - in a lot of states, the bouncer can act tough - but in reality, there ain't much he can do. It's the dancer that has to press the charges - and few ever do. Seen too many of my friends get screwed over by cheap fuckers.

PornNewz · 07-24-2009, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank_Heartland

If you would stiff a stripper...you would stiff anybody

She was really ugly! but the best looking one there. I feel I did the right thing.

PornNewz · 07-24-2009, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB

I call bullshit. All strip clubs have bouncers that would have made you give her the $20.

nah, he was smaller than me. had bad breath too.

Iron Fist · 07-24-2009, 08:36 PM

With those kind of morals, i'm sure PornNewz has high standards as well.

NemesisEnforcer · 07-24-2009, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB

I call bullshit. All strip clubs have bouncers that would have made you give her the $20.

In LA, a bouncer can't touch you if you don't want to pay. All they can do is ask you to leave.

rayadp05 · 07-24-2009, 09:43 PM

Let me get this straight. Just because you were not that horny due to having sex before getting the lapdance, you somehow believed that the stripper was not entitled to be paid for her services.

That's really uncool if you ask me.

VeriSexy · 07-24-2009, 10:24 PM

you cheap bastard ;)

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lagcam · 07-24-2009, 10:38 PM

Ha ha a post clearly aiming for CULT status but missed by one letter

pornchannel · 07-24-2009, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by lagcam

Ha ha a post clearly aiming for CULT status but missed by one letter

Ha hA !

you got that right

papagmp · 07-24-2009, 11:28 PM

Damn - every time I read the title of this on I read:

I just SNIFFED a stripper on a lapdance.

And well hell, who here hasn't!

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fatfoo · 07-24-2009, 11:33 PM

Happened to me as well...

07-24-2009, 11:46 PM

I'm not sticking up for this cheapskate, but like others said, the bouncer can't really do anything but kick him out and it's up to the stripper to press charges, but can you actually see a stripper calling the cops and saying "I gave this douchebag a lapdance and he never paid!" and actually get the guy arrested for theft or something?

Jon Oso · 07-25-2009, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by papagmp

Actually - in a lot of states, the bouncer can act tough - but in reality, there ain't much he can do. It's the dancer that has to press the charges - and few ever do. Seen too many of my friends get screwed over by cheap fuckers.

I'm the GM of a strip club, that statement is 100% true.

You can walk into a strip club with enough money to pay cover and buy a drink, then find a girl who will stack a bunch of dances (dancing multiple songs in a row without collecting between... which a lot of girls do), and walk out without getting the shit kicked out of you.

All they can do is have you do if you can't pay is empty your pockets and then they have to send you on your way. They CAN call the police but it's ultimately not worth having a call to service on a liquor license (it's reported to the liquor board any time the police are called) or having to keep a guy there to get a few bucks out of him.

$20 would piss me off as I make a % of the money the girls make, but I would just have the guy kicked out and tell the stripper tough shit.

If she stacked a bunch of dances and lost out on big money (figure every 15 minutes @ 20 dollars a song it's $100 and you lose track of time when getting a little cock grinding) I would kick the guy out, 86 him, and yell at the stripper for about 20 minutes for being such a retard.

seeandsee · 07-25-2009, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papagmp

Getting stiff from a stripper = cool

stiffing a stripper = uncool

TheLegacy · 07-25-2009, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by PornNewz

She was really ugly! but the best looking one there. I feel I did the right thing.

Sorry I disagree - she works and that is her job

Your fault for choosing her and there are no strippers giving lapdances that you first don't say yes to her "face"!! You had to have known an could have said no thanks

sorry that was so uncool and shitty to do that to someone else no matter how you feel. Even if it was a shitty lapdance it was your fault for getting her - NOT hers. Go back, find her and pay her double and apologize for being an ass. You may find that she'll tell other girls first to watch out for you and if you do the right thing - she may also find you a girl that suits you and she'll respect the fact you were a man and owned up to your mistake and stupidity. These girls don't do it for fun - alot support their kids or school etc. not all are on drugs or would willingly at any time take their clothes off for you...ITS A JOB!!

jmcb420 · 07-25-2009, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso

All they can do is have you do if you can't pay is empty your pockets and then they have to send you on your way. They CAN call the police but it's ultimately not worth having a call to service on a liquor license (it's reported to the liquor board any time the police are called) or having to keep a guy there to get a few bucks out of him.

Just wondering,

If the guy emptys his pockets and does have some cash, aren't you breaking the law by taking it? (you have already violated his civil rights by having him empty his pockets, btw) If you cant really do anything that would involve police, how do you handle that?

Seems like as long as they make the cover, and buy a drink the rest is as expensive as they want to make it.

OP, pay for your lapdances man.

Machete_ · 07-25-2009, 05:58 AM

its bullshit. Just like 95% of whats written on his idiotic sblog Pornnewz .com - this "story* is a copy.

San · 07-25-2009, 05:59 AM

why does he have to pay if he didnt enjoy the performance?

she didnt do her par of the deal good enough = no pay

jmcb420 · 07-25-2009, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by San

why does he have to pay if he didnt enjoy the performance?

she didnt do her par of the deal good enough = no pay

I once spent $200 a pop for 2 front row tickets to see Tool.

They fucking sucked so bad, It ruined them for me.

I didn't get my money back. OP should have paid.....

CaptainHowdy · 07-25-2009, 07:26 AM

Now I know why mom came from work so pissed off!

PlugRush Sascha · 07-25-2009, 07:34 AM

You're gonna get attacked and robbed by a gang of angry strippers.

brassmonkey · 07-25-2009, 07:40 AM

damn messing with h0es

wyldblyss · 07-25-2009, 07:40 AM

Sad that someone would somehow feel empowered by cheating someone. Whether it is true or not, claiming it in an attempt to garner attention is pretty low level

Jon Oso · 07-25-2009, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jmcb420

Just wondering,

If the guy emptys his pockets and does have some cash, aren't you breaking the law by taking it? (you have already violated his civil rights by having him empty his pockets, btw) If you cant really do anything that would involve police, how do you handle that?

Seems like as long as they make the cover, and buy a drink the rest is as expensive as they want to make it.

OP, pay for your lapdances man.

No, making someone turn out their pockets is not violating any civil right what-so-ever. Almost every club in the state I live in has a sign posted saying that they have the right to search and customers for any reason at any time. The MAIN reason for this is weapons as it is highly illegal to carry in a bar, another reason is drugs, and the last legit reason would be for other weapons other than guns.

You can't just take the money from the guy, legally. What you can do is threaten to call the police and have him arrested for trespassing, or tell him that by law you are required to report when a patron has had too much to drink and tries to get in his car after you offer him a cab. Honestly I've never had a problem where the guy HAD the money and wouldn't pay. They usually don't have the money, or the girl gets called to the stage and the guy sneaks out.

Doormen at clubs have a LOT of duties, most of which include cleaning. So keeping track of even 10 dancers, 20 customers, getting yelled at by a manager, checking ID's at the door, helping waitresses clear tables, re arranging chairs etc you get a little backed up and can't see everything all at once. Although some clubs do have a person whose sole duty is to keep track of dances. Sometimes it's a waitress, sometimes a doorman.

It's a lot to get into but the cliffs are that legally you can search them on the pretense you are looking for weapons - though it's a civil matter between the stripper and patron if she decides to try to get the money from him and the best thing you can do is threaten to make his life hell if he doesn't pay up and then ultimately refuse him service ever again.

Strippers are pretty fucking stupid but even they know better than to call the police to the club they work at. Most of them run to the back even when City Health Inspectors or Liquor Board walks in

Jon Oso · 07-25-2009, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by San

why does he have to pay if he didnt enjoy the performance?

she didnt do her par of the deal good enough = no pay

Because that's not the point, it's not pay if you feel like it was worth it. She dances, you pay. If you have a dispute on number of songs danced or what you feel you owe take it up with a manager, not just stiff the stripper.

Coming from personal experience, most of the time I am so busy doing something else I tell the girl to eat the loss and I will make it up to her when it comes time to pay house. It's not worth arguing with a customer over why he shouldn't pay because she couldn't get his dick hard.

Manowar · 07-25-2009, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papagmp

Getting stiff from a stripper = cool

stiffing a stripper = uncool

Jman · 07-25-2009, 08:02 AM

Most people bragging about this kind of stupidity usually are bluffing. You stayed home all night, hate doritos and watch porn on tube site and come here to flaunt how you stiffed a stripper.

You ain't fooling no one kiddo.

Rangermoore · 07-25-2009, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornNewz

Guess I shouldn't have gone after getting laid, but without a sack full, it just seemed like a ripoff for $20.

Thoughts?

Maybe someone should do a few chargebacks to you and then maybe you would not be such an ASSHOLE..but wait you don't sell anything on you little site...lol

PornNewz · 07-25-2009, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papagmp

Getting stiff from a stripper = cool

stiffing a stripper = uncool

Why is it that the first replies are almost always the best?

PornNewz · 07-25-2009, 08:39 AM

Ok, so what if the stripper was my girlfriend, (and no, she's not ugly

)whom I just had sex with before I drove her to work and she was using me on a slow night to drum up more business?

bushwacker · 07-25-2009, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornNewz

Ok, so what if the stripper was my girlfriend, (and no, she's not ugly

)whom I just had sex with before I drove her to work and she was using me on a slow night to drum up more business?

I'd let her blow me.

VicD · 07-25-2009, 08:58 AM

Watch out you may become stiff!

Dennis69 · 07-25-2009, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornNewz

Ok, so what if the stripper was my girlfriend, (and no, she's not ugly

)whom I just had sex with before I drove her to work and she was using me on a slow night to drum up more business?

I'd say you are a dreamer LOL

Daddy Big Nuts · 07-25-2009, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by papagmp

Getting stiff from a stripper = cool

stiffing a stripper = uncool

BAM

Scott McD · 07-25-2009, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Now I know why mom came from work so pissed off!

Hahaha!

ContentSHOOTER · 07-25-2009, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornNewz

Guess I shouldn't have gone after getting laid, but without a sack full, it just seemed like a ripoff for $20.

Thoughts?

You were the guy that posted in my thread about a MILF, you said that you wanted me to hit you up, you said WhiteZilla wanted a shoot on her.... So I sent you an e-mail, to this point in time nothing back, was this more of your BULLSHIT......

dready · 07-25-2009, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by PornNewz

Ok, so what if the stripper was my girlfriend, (and no, she's not ugly

)whom I just had sex with before I drove her to work and she was using me on a slow night to drum up more business?

Either the whole story is BS, or you're back pedalling now to save face.

PornNewz · 07-25-2009, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER

You were the guy that posted in my thread about a MILF, you said that you wanted me to hit you up, you said WhiteZilla wanted a shoot on her.... So I sent you an e-mail, to this point in time nothing back, was this more of your BULLSHIT......

Never received it. Feel free to send it along to Hush Hush, they would be the ones interested in shooting her for WhiteZilla. Robert (at) hushinc.com

I love the responses everyone, keep them coming!

For a forum thats starts with "Fucking Around..." Some of you take life and this board way to seriously, this thread is a testament to that!

HorseShit · 07-25-2009, 10:42 AM

Typical PornNewz idiot style, can't do anything right.

PornNewz · 07-25-2009, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Justin

Typical PornNewz idiot style, can't do anything right.

Justin, my little love stalker! What took you so long, I figured you'd have been in here long ago! Welcome!

troncarver · 07-25-2009, 10:50 AM

congrats to the winners

jim911 · 07-25-2009, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by NemesisEnforcer

In LA, a bouncer can't touch you if you don't want to pay. All they can do is ask you to leave.

Once you walk out then they kick your ass for the $20 or $20 buck worth the stripper offers them

iTouch! · 07-25-2009, 11:06 AM

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