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Vendzilla · 12-11-2009, 10:43 AM

this thread soooo fails

WebAdultSolution · 12-11-2009, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sicone

Where are the pics

Yeah...post pics plz

RevSand · 12-11-2009, 10:52 AM

Pics or it did not happen!

greg80 · 12-11-2009, 01:05 PM

pic with blacked out head should be no problem

dpl girls · 12-11-2009, 01:14 PM

cumtard.com is available...

campimp · 12-11-2009, 01:15 PM

sounds like wife material right there

dpl girls · 12-11-2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

She could be the next next Barbie Cummings!

What ever happened to that budding flower of lovliness?

MikeSmoke · 12-11-2009, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Raf1

"the doctor said that im not crazy but that my IQ is under the population average"

well you can comfort her a little because that goes for at least half the content on the hardcore sites. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, it's simply the truth

Um.......doesn't it go for half the population, period?
Just asking

cykoe6 · 12-11-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

I was thinking the exact same thing, marriage material even...

I could not agree more. I would need to see some pics first..... but otherwise she meets all of my requirements for a wife.

Titan · 12-11-2009, 03:59 PM

I like how you guys think the perfect girl is a retarded cum slut who likes being abused, rofl.

Titan · 12-11-2009, 04:00 PM

Ok here is one of the edited pics. I thought the email was probably a prank until I saw some of the pics.

Agent 488 · 12-11-2009, 04:07 PM

yep she looks like semi-retarded cum slut.

have a link to her facebook?

VikingMan · 12-11-2009, 04:15 PM

body looks good, what did you think of her face?

Titan · 12-11-2009, 04:16 PM

face isn't that bad looking, her eye lids look a little droopy like she is half asleep

VikingMan · 12-11-2009, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan

her eye lids look a little droopy like she is half asleep

BradM · 12-11-2009, 04:24 PM

finally the thread delivers.

spazlabz · 12-11-2009, 04:48 PM

Kinda depends on just how semi-retarded she is....is she legally able to give consent?

spaz

lazycash · 12-11-2009, 04:50 PM

Email sounds a little fake.

DreamGirls · 12-11-2009, 04:52 PM

I'm kinda ready to see an update with her as the star...

Titan · 12-11-2009, 04:56 PM

Another pic

JD · 12-11-2009, 04:57 PM

dude c'mon... wreck that shit!

BradM · 12-11-2009, 04:59 PM

The last set of pics totally did it for me. When can I start shooting content with her?

Agent 488 · 12-11-2009, 05:02 PM

this has to be some sort of promo for your site.

CYF · 12-11-2009, 05:09 PM

i'd hit it.

VikingMan · 12-11-2009, 05:12 PM

"I will suck ton of cock for you"

Have her take another pic with your website address on the card. See if she is real.

Quagmire · 12-11-2009, 05:19 PM

is it legal to shoot retarded porn? seriously. not concerned about ethics.

ArsewithClass · 12-11-2009, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Titan

Ok so i get this email from a girl saying she saw Slap Happy and that she wanted to be treated rough like that. It seemed like maybe a joke by one of her friends or something but she sent another letter with pics and stuff. I can tell by the pics its not a joke at all. The girl must be completely nuts lol.

Hi,

Im Claudia, im glad that you contact me, excuse me if it is late but i have some family in visit, uncle and aunt and they dont know that im just a fuckign cum whore, plus those people really care about me because im retard a little, the doctor said that im not crazy but that my IQ is under the population average... im kind of slow and dumb but i dont think that i need to be a genius to suck cock and eat cum.. that what i prefer in life, im thrill to maybe have the chance to work for you and be use and abuse all day long i really like it rough i know that will sound strange but i do need to be humiliate and degrade in real life by a rough man, the doctor told me that i need that probably because i was abused by my daddy when i was young and that im looking for same kind of treatement from all men. i really enjoy and need that all men tell me that im just a fucking cum whore a walking cum buckett a cum vaccum machine... I REALLY NEED THAT THAT REMIND ME WHAT I AM NOTHIGN ELSE excuse me if im telling you all this but i just want to be sure that you understand my need and see if maybe you can provide me that im real life and feature me to help me be know as one of the biggest cum suckign machine.

Im sending you some pics of me including a special pic that i made for you.

Please reply to me and tell me what are you plan for me.

P.S. im ready to work off cam if you want

Hmmm, Im a guy and I have nothing better to do while my wife is at work and I want to wank thinking of myself as a woman and you doing what you can for me!

Can you give me something to spunk over please!

Thanks for everything as you shall never hear from me again as I am going to delete this email address now I have spunked my load. Wow that was good.

all the best, some mother fucking arsehole that doesnt want to take up membership to any website.

Platinumpimp · 12-11-2009, 05:23 PM

Holy shit

RevSand · 12-11-2009, 05:34 PM

Thread came thru... and I would hit it based on those tits alone..

MrMaxwell · 12-11-2009, 07:46 PM

10:1 she'd just love a good hard spanking, too.
If she had more ass she'd be housegirl material!

12-11-2009, 08:15 PM

First off, That email is now the first thing anyone who I send an email too will read..

Second, hit it, even with the tard face, I'd still spray my goo on her.

Playboy-Deak · 12-11-2009, 08:23 PM

Yo Titan, thx for posting the pics before I read all of this...

I lov them type of emails as well but your email supplied wit pics take the cake... I wouldve been flew ol girl in and jus, ya kno... Gave her her needs! lol, on a regular basis!

Do u mind giving me her email?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

is it legal to shoot retarded porn? seriously. not concerned about ethics.

Sounds like a good niche dont it? Fake girls acting retarded... Since so many guys think retard gals are easy to fuck... Think about it!

PornMD · 12-11-2009, 09:07 PM

Well she can write - so not too retarded at least, just "retard a little". Let her know you need empirical evidence that she can suck cock.

B O B · 12-11-2009, 10:03 PM

she smart enough to shave her pussy that clean without cutting herself, she is smart enough to swallow a niagra bath of cum.

Playboy-Deak · 12-11-2009, 10:07 PM

funny@semi-retard

discountencoding · 12-11-2009, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest

pics she sent you or it didnt happen

So wrong yet so funny

ClickYou · 12-12-2009, 01:45 AM

If we only conduct business with those who have IQ's above average, we would have problems. Who would be casting news on Fox, dancing with the stars, or voting on bills? And who would have any money to buy Dallas Cowboys hats? World economies and all.

Statistically speaking, remember, 50% of the population is below average. The real question is how far below average. The law protects the incapable not the stupid. If she has contractual capacity, you're in. The doctor seems to think so but you may want to investigate further. Now that I think about it, see a lawyer. Or flip a coin.

Either way she sounds as smart or smarter than many of the other girls, and she knows what she wants. That puts her ahead of the crowd. Or she could be some kind of savant, like Rainman. Good luck with your decision.

On a sidenote, don't forget to spay or neuter your pets.

VikingMan · 12-12-2009, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ClickYou

On a sidenote, don't forget to spay or neuter your pets.

Stay away from my gonads!!! woof woof!!

okny · 12-12-2009, 02:02 AM

She is full of protein

Not to bad for being abused all her life.

LoveSandra · 12-12-2009, 09:08 AM

looks nice

srhcom · 12-12-2009, 09:13 AM

She can write a coherent email, which puts her somewhere around average, but the poor chick just has some serious self esteem issues after being abused.

mmcfadden · 12-12-2009, 09:26 AM

success!!!!

VikingMan · 12-12-2009, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srhcom

She can write a coherent email, which puts her somewhere around average, but the poor chick just has some serious self esteem issues after being abused.

I agree. Guys have you ever seen a pornstar rant online? This girl IS actually average compared to the rest.

fatfoo · 12-12-2009, 01:35 PM

"i do need to be humiliate and degrade in real life by a rough man, the doctor told me that i need that probably because i was abused by my daddy when i was young and that im looking for same kind of treatement from all men"

- It is unfortunate that she was abused by her father when she was young. I think sexual abuse and rape of children by their parents is what leads to such tragic cases of grown up women who want to be cum whores and like to be abused by men. Very tragic indeed.

cykoe6 · 12-12-2009, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan

I like how you guys think the perfect girl is a retarded cum slut who likes being abused, rofl.

How could she be any more perfect??? Maybe if she had an on/off switch?

fatfoo · 12-12-2009, 01:39 PM

P.S. From what she wrote - it seems coherent and concise. Probably her IQ is not much below average like the doctor said? But, anyway there's no way to properly measure a person's IQ. A person has too many talents that can't be measured by IQ tests, such as:
- Singing talent / music talent
- Interpersonal skills
- Artistic talent / drawing skills
- etc. etc.

Paul Markham · 12-12-2009, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz

Kinda depends on just how semi-retarded she is....is she legally able to give consent?

spaz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

is it legal to shoot retarded porn? seriously. not concerned about ethics.

This would be my main concern especially if I lived in the US. Any sponsor who shot her after receiving that email is putting themselves at risk to a huge court case.

Defendant = Pornographer who shot a self confessed retard of low IQ and spread her content over the Internet.

Plaintiff = A girl of low IQ who did not realise what she was getting into.

It's not what a model release states it's what a jury decides.

pornlaw · 12-12-2009, 09:18 PM

I had a pornstar client -- a very popular pornstar client that is now out of the business that I swore was mildly mentally handicapped... She had the attention span of a flea.

Lights were on but no one was home not even next door...

But she did a great scene....and she shot constantly.

Not saying its right, but it wouldnt be a first.

Doctor Feelgood · 12-14-2009, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan

Ok here is one of the edited pics. I thought the email was probably a prank until I saw some of the pics.

thats hot!

sicone · 12-14-2009, 02:44 PM

Her wallpaper is awesome

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12-11-2009, 08:15 PM	#81
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12-11-2009, 09:07 PM	#83
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12-12-2009, 01:35 PM	#94
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12-12-2009, 01:39 PM	#96
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	P.S. From what she wrote - it seems coherent and concise. Probably her IQ is not much below average like the doctor said? But, anyway there's no way to properly measure a person's IQ. A person has too many talents that can't be measured by IQ tests, such as: - Singing talent / music talent - Interpersonal skills - Artistic talent / drawing skills - etc. etc. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]