Statement from ePassporte. Please Read - Page 7 - GoFuckYourself.com

rublerum · 09-09-2010, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

What a clusterfuck. Out of all the people, entities, and businesses that have created or are involved with this current situation, Michael is the last one who deserves this abuse.

And yet he takes it, and tries to remain calm and professional. Personally, I could not deal with this pressure in a civilized manner.

I hate to come across as an ass-kisser, but it pains me to see one of the most honest (my perception, due to having dealt with Michael occasionaly for about ten years or so) and hard working men in this business treated this way.

I agree, at least give us a full detail on what really happen with no lie

kaktusan · 09-09-2010, 01:57 PM

it appears that nobody is getting wires, but did anyone manage to get out money by withdrawal to their real credit card?

As Michael says that process is automatic, not reviewed by hand as wires..

Anyone with such luck?

okdesign · 09-09-2010, 01:58 PM

I'm optimist and ePassporte rocks!

alias · 09-09-2010, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig

The money is gone, plain and simple. Deal with it. All this speculation and false hope is just going to hurt you in the long run.

In the faint chance you do get it back, consider it a miracle. Until then, stop hoping, you're just going to fuck yourself over even more than you already are.

This ^.

Jack Sparrow · 09-09-2010, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O

We have received a high number of wire disbursement requests and we must manually review each one at this time. Please bear with us while we work through this
backlog. We will notify you once your wire is sent.

Why do you manually need to review them?

Fatalspeed · 09-09-2010, 01:59 PM

Michael you should try and get some real answers yourself at management level or directly from Chris, Epassorte can't just bring out a statement like that after a week and leave us in the dark. This brings even more questions than answers. If you don't want people to overload you with calls/emails then give us some real answers. We need a time frame for when Epassporte thinks this will be solved (days, weeks, months??) and an actual explanation about what the real cause of these problems are. Epassporte says "the funds are safe and secure", but also says "there are funds in motion", so what is it? Sounds to me millions are missing?!

Michael, if you can get some real answers for us I am sure everyone will calm down a bit. Right now it looks like things only get worse with no real news...

McSpike · 09-09-2010, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trax

Michael O: I really think you owe us an update about the status of outgoing wires! I see nobody on GFY posting that any wire has successfully gone out... all i see is people waiting

What he said

McSpike · 09-09-2010, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

*Applying for a payoneer account*

made a deal where you can transfer from epass wallet to payoneer?

count me in.

Dating Port · 09-09-2010, 02:01 PM

Michael, before epass dies completely can you bring back Keyser Soze?
Then all our problems will be solved! Keyser knows how to deal with banks.

anexsia · 09-09-2010, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fatalspeed

Michael you should try and get some real answers yourself at management level or directly from Chris, Epassorte can't just bring out a statement like that after a week and leave us in the dark. This brings even more questions than answers. If you don't want people to overload you with calls/emails then give us some real answers. We need a time frame for when Epassporte thinks this will be solved (days, weeks, months??) and an actual explanation about what the real cause of these problems are. Epassporte says "the funds are safe and secure", but also says "there are funds in motion", so what is it? Sounds to me millions are missing?!

Michael, if you can get some real answers for us I am sure everyone will calm down a bit. Right now it looks like things only get worse with no real news...

This. Michael, if you really want to help everyone out you should demand answers from your company and tell them you're not going to stand by any longer watching lots of hardworking webmasters fumble through the dark desperate to get ahold of any information about their money.

Jdoughs · 09-09-2010, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia

This. Michael, if you really want to help everyone out you should demand answers from your company and tell them you're not going to stand by any longer watching lots of hardworking webmasters fumble through the dark desperate to get ahold of any information about their money.

You asking him to be a martyr for you..lol get real.

themadwriter · 09-09-2010, 02:03 PM

i have probably lost business due to only having paypal, direct wire transfer to my bank and western union as payment options, but i am glad i wasn't ever able to get an epassporte account after seeing what everyone is going through.

Sorry everyone! I sincerely hope you're able to recover your funds, as well as able to recover from whatever collateral damage this may have caused your business!

Fat Panda · 09-09-2010, 02:03 PM

good luck to those with 1000s stuck in their epassporte accounts...I wouldn't be holding my breath...gl

Atticus · 09-09-2010, 02:05 PM

Playing detective here but....

From the previous posts Michael O has made it appeared that English was not his first language. Numerous grammatical mistakes etc.

Now this statement comes from Michael O's account and is filled with horrible English but signed by Chris Mallick.

Looks like someone just attached their name (or had their name attached) to a pre-written statement.

FrankHardcore · 09-09-2010, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beta-tester

I really can't believe that they don't have the reason why they are cut off of VISA's network. They must have that, otherwise a bad ass lawsuit could come without any doubt!

So, there are some information that they are obviously not willing to share with us, probably afraid of all clients running away from them once this is resolved. Well, I am myself afraid that a lot of clients will run away regardless....

Not cool... but as I said I expect this to be a long process.

Afraid the clients are running away???

I think a guy called Chris mallick is running away!!! with our money or maybe he already used for the shitty movie called "Middle men".

Afraid clients are running away - they are all gone and he know it. You might say something else her on the board but in reality no one is ever going to use epass again.
Even sponsor have changed this payout option or most of the sponsor I use.

I would luv my money back just do see it happening.

In russia you can have a man killed for less then 20 bucks.

klinton · 09-09-2010, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

What a clusterfuck. Out of all the people, entities, and businesses that have created or are involved with this current situation, Michael is the last one who deserves this abuse.

And yet he takes it, and tries to remain calm and professional. Personally, I could not deal with this pressure in a civilized manner.

I hate to come across as an ass-kisser, but it pains me to see one of the most honest (my perception, due to having dealt with Michael occasionaly for about ten years or so) and hard working men in this business treated this way.

Cyber Fucker · 09-09-2010, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fatalspeed

Michael you should try and get some real answers yourself at management level or directly from Chris, Epassorte can't just bring out a statement like that after a week and leave us in the dark. This brings even more questions than answers. If you don't want people to overload you with calls/emails then give us some real answers. We need a time frame for when Epassporte thinks this will be solved (days, weeks, months??) and an actual explanation about what the real cause of these problems are. Epassporte says "the funds are safe and secure", but also says "there are funds in motion", so what is it? Sounds to me millions are missing?!

Michael, if you can get some real answers for us I am sure everyone will calm down a bit. Right now it looks like things only get worse with no real news...

FrankHardcore · 09-09-2010, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by okdesign

I'm optimist and ePassporte rocks!

What planet do you lkive on?!

zeuse · 09-09-2010, 02:08 PM

No, i don't think Chris wrote that statement either. But i know what he did do, he stole my fucking money!

rewn · 09-09-2010, 02:08 PM

ePassporte will go bust over this.

Barry-xlovecam · 09-09-2010, 02:09 PM

ACH is an acronym for Automated Clearing House

It is a function of the National Automated Clearing House Association (NACHA) the US Federal Reserve Bank.

Direct deposit to your checking account is one example.

ACH Wikipedia

kaktusan · 09-09-2010, 02:09 PM

OK, did anyone got their documents reviewed?

I am waiting for 2 days for review and nothing yet...

Alprazolam · 09-09-2010, 02:10 PM

anyone know where i can get an account? i have a design job that i'm doing and i need to take monies via epassporte. how long does it take to get an account there?

wyldblyss · 09-09-2010, 02:10 PM

Sorry but that *statement* is not only very poorly written but is one of the biggest pieces of condescending doublespeak with a load of crap on top that I have ever read.

Shap · 09-09-2010, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by kaktusan

OK, did anyone got their documents reviewed?

I am waiting for 2 days for review and nothing yet...

I sent in documents to be reviewed last friday. Everything was approved yesterday.

anexsia · 09-09-2010, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs

You asking him to be a martyr for you..lol get real.

Not a martyr, an employee who will take pride in his job is more like it.

FrankHardcore · 09-09-2010, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC

good luck to those with 1000s stuck in their epassporte accounts...I wouldn't be holding my breath...gl

That me you are talking about and I consider them lost. But would like to meet of your enemies in a dark alley.

It funny many things comes to reality when thinking enough about it....

mrsmut · 09-09-2010, 02:12 PM

Reading the statement i understand you are giving our detailes (name, address, etc) to SKNA, with our amounts, and will be SKNA who pays us in some way, not epassporte.

This reading has good and bad sides.

good: The bank has our money and is taking some steps to guarantee our money is not lost

bad: the bank doesn't trust on you to return the money and want to do it themselves, and doesn't want to continue working with you, SKNA doesn't trust epassporte.

With these readings, money in VV may be safer than money in eWallet.

If SKNA is reading this, i'm european and would like to get a resonable fee for a bank transfer, don't want you to try to profit with huge transfer fees por epassporte users

hotcontent · 09-09-2010, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I love ePassporte...

¡mamá!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-09-2010, 02:14 PM

Does "Funds in motion" = spin cycle?

Nice spin control...

ADG

gumdrop · 09-09-2010, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrankHardcore

In russia you can have a man killed for less then 20 bucks.

According to his movie Middle Men he knows a few Russians as well....

Denny · 09-09-2010, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus

Playing detective here but....

From the previous posts Michael O has made it appeared that English was not his first language. Numerous grammatical mistakes etc.

Now this statement comes from Michael O's account and is filled with horrible English but signed by Chris Mallick.

Looks like someone just attached their name (or had their name attached) to a pre-written statement.

zeuse · 09-09-2010, 02:17 PM

Last time i visited a bank in the carribean there was a guy sitting on the steps with a pump action shotgun. Good luck arguing the toss in there.

PornMD · 09-09-2010, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

What a clusterfuck. Out of all the people, entities, and businesses that have created or are involved with this current situation, Michael is the last one who deserves this abuse.

And yet he takes it, and tries to remain calm and professional. Personally, I could not deal with this pressure in a civilized manner.

I hate to come across as an ass-kisser, but it pains me to see one of the most honest (my perception, due to having dealt with Michael occasionaly for about ten years or so) and hard working men in this business treated this way.

I hope you're talking about Michael being abused by his employer, because that's exactly what this is.

If Visa dug Epassporte's grave, CM just pushed Epassporte into it and covered it with this statement. People who are actually saying they would continue using Epassporte if they somehow weathered this storm are asking to be taken for a fool. Michael is not the bad guy - he's the pawn of his employer. You all realize Michael has said all this week that it would be resolved this week, and the only reason someone like him would SAY something like that is because his employer told him such. His employer is abusing his good rapport with this community to death.

Chris Mallick got a taste of Hollywood, and with this statement has brought Hollywood to all of you. Red flags surrounded by a bunch of empty words and some of you are still eating it up. Prior to this statement, I thought that perhaps people would still get their VV funds back eventually but now I wouldn't put money on it (no pun intended). Something is seriously wrong and they're not telling you all what it is.

That's even aside from the wire situation on the Wallet funds, which WOULD be serious except given some people's ACHs have worked, I kind of doubt those funds are frozen.

AlexUA · 09-09-2010, 02:18 PM

sologirlcontent · 09-09-2010, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus

Playing detective here but....

From the previous posts Michael O has made it appeared that English was not his first language. Numerous grammatical mistakes etc.

Now this statement comes from Michael O's account and is filled with horrible English but signed by Chris Mallick.

Looks like someone just attached their name (or had their name attached) to a pre-written statement.

u noticed that too

Domain Broker · 09-09-2010, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsmut

If SKNA is reading this,

baddog · 09-09-2010, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Why do you manually need to review them?

Oh man.

Phoenix66 · 09-09-2010, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Why do you manually need to review them?

In all banks I've used they processed swift wires manually. You only make an order through the interface and then wait until they execute it manually. That's why wires normally pass through only at business days. Most banks clearly say that in wire order form.

So, nothing unusual in this. Plus, I suppose that in case of Epass they have a two-stage process. First they review wire orders from the clients and then make orders to the bank where bank employees also execute them manually.

With a big amount of wires being requested I do not find it surprising they are moving slow. Though I'm also concerned if they are sending them at all. From another hand - I see no reason for Michael to say they are sending them when they are not. Would be much simplier just to say the money are frozen if they really are.

My real concern is that epass will be killed by all this before I withdraw all my money. Big guys probably will get theirs if yet have not. And they do not write on forums.

Alprazolam · 09-09-2010, 02:24 PM

anyone get wires yet?

digi · 09-09-2010, 02:26 PM

has anyone tried to contact SKNA directly about withdrawing funds without epassporte?

chronig · 09-09-2010, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus

Playing detective here but....

From the previous posts Michael O has made it appeared that English was not his first language. Numerous grammatical mistakes etc.

Now this statement comes from Michael O's account and is filled with horrible English but signed by Chris Mallick.

Looks like someone just attached their name (or had their name attached) to a pre-written statement.

Nothing to worry about Sir. That's just the new CEO of ePassporte speaking. Abullah Muhundah Rakishi - the 4th Prince of Nigeria. Your funds are safe. (He's royalty).

wyldblyss · 09-09-2010, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alprazolam

anyone get wires yet?

From all the reading I have done, everyone is saying no one has received a wire. Some people have reported getting ACH and funds sent to their credit cards.

Since Mr. Mallick has stated his expenses are enormous and he has no money coming in either, I wouldn't count on getting a wire anytime soon.

greg80 · 09-09-2010, 02:29 PM

This is no news. Would be great to at least hear when the solution will come. I am sure that epass needs to know what to do to get the cards back up after a full week of talks.

gumdrop · 09-09-2010, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig

Nothing to worry about Sir. That's just the new CEO of ePassporte speaking. Abullah Muhundah Rakishi - the 4th Prince of Nigeria. Your funds are safe. (He's royalty).

They are always doctors so it should be Dr. Abullah Muhundah Rakishi

wyldblyss · 09-09-2010, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digi

has anyone tried to contact SKNA directly about withdrawing funds without epassporte?

I did. I was abruptly told it was not their problem, that even if Visa said we could get money from them, we can't. They told me to contact epassporte.

gumdrop · 09-09-2010, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digi

has anyone tried to contact SKNA directly about withdrawing funds without epassporte?

Yes there are reports of people actually contacting St. Kitt's but have been brushed off or hung up on.

chronig · 09-09-2010, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gumdrop

They are always doctors so it should be Dr. Abullah Muhundah Rakishi

Jarmusch · 09-09-2010, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by USA

I want my money!

AzteK · 09-09-2010, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captcha

Its Lawyer time

Count me in.

09-09-2010, 01:57 PM	#302
kaktusan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Pornblogspace.com Posts: 334	it appears that nobody is getting wires, but did anyone manage to get out money by withdrawal to their real credit card? As Michael says that process is automatic, not reviewed by hand as wires.. Anyone with such luck? __________________ Superior Blogging Scripts \| Porn Blog Space - not just another free blog hosting!

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09-09-2010, 01:59 PM	#306
Fatalspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy? Posts: 2,100	Michael you should try and get some real answers yourself at management level or directly from Chris, Epassorte can't just bring out a statement like that after a week and leave us in the dark. This brings even more questions than answers. If you don't want people to overload you with calls/emails then give us some real answers. We need a time frame for when Epassporte thinks this will be solved (days, weeks, months??) and an actual explanation about what the real cause of these problems are. Epassporte says "the funds are safe and secure", but also says "there are funds in motion", so what is it? Sounds to me millions are missing?! Michael, if you can get some real answers for us I am sure everyone will calm down a bit. Right now it looks like things only get worse with no real news... __________________ Faber est quisque fortunae suae

09-09-2010, 02:01 PM	#309
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09-09-2010, 02:05 PM	#314
Atticus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,051	Playing detective here but.... From the previous posts Michael O has made it appeared that English was not his first language. Numerous grammatical mistakes etc. Now this statement comes from Michael O's account and is filled with horrible English but signed by Chris Mallick. Looks like someone just attached their name (or had their name attached) to a pre-written statement.

09-09-2010, 02:08 PM	#319
zeuse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: + ENGLAND Posts: 499	No, i don't think Chris wrote that statement either. But i know what he did do, he stole my fucking money!

09-09-2010, 02:08 PM	#320
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09-09-2010, 02:09 PM	#321
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09-09-2010, 02:09 PM	#322
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09-09-2010, 02:10 PM	#323
Alprazolam So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 864	anyone know where i can get an account? i have a design job that i'm doing and i need to take monies via epassporte. how long does it take to get an account there?

09-09-2010, 02:10 PM	#324
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	Sorry but that statement is not only very poorly written but is one of the biggest pieces of condescending doublespeak with a load of crap on top that I have ever read.

09-09-2010, 02:12 PM	#328
mrsmut Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 121	Reading the statement i understand you are giving our detailes (name, address, etc) to SKNA, with our amounts, and will be SKNA who pays us in some way, not epassporte. This reading has good and bad sides. good: The bank has our money and is taking some steps to guarantee our money is not lost bad: the bank doesn't trust on you to return the money and want to do it themselves, and doesn't want to continue working with you, SKNA doesn't trust epassporte. With these readings, money in VV may be safer than money in eWallet. If SKNA is reading this, i'm european and would like to get a resonable fee for a bank transfer, don't want you to try to profit with huge transfer fees por epassporte users

09-09-2010, 02:14 PM	#330
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09-09-2010, 02:17 PM	#333
zeuse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: + ENGLAND Posts: 499	Last time i visited a bank in the carribean there was a guy sitting on the steps with a pump action shotgun. Good luck arguing the toss in there.

09-09-2010, 02:18 PM	#335
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09-09-2010, 02:24 PM	#340
Alprazolam So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 864	anyone get wires yet?

09-09-2010, 02:26 PM	#341
digi Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ON, Canada Posts: 1,314	has anyone tried to contact SKNA directly about withdrawing funds without epassporte? __________________

09-09-2010, 02:29 PM	#344
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