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JFK · 09-11-2010, 08:06 AM

700...............Epass statements............

chronig · 09-11-2010, 08:09 AM

gpaps · 09-11-2010, 08:10 AM

Thanks for ruining my breakfast AlexUA!

2intense · 09-11-2010, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

i am fucked.

gumdrop · 09-11-2010, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo

From 9-7 (3 days ago) Visa released their statement as reported here on AVN:

http://business.avn.com/articles/Vis...ts-411375.html

This sentence from Visa contains the truth if someone had the inside scoop:

"At the request of St. Kitts-Nevis-Anguilla National Bank (SKNA), on September 2, 2010, Visa blocked network access for prepaid cards issued by SKNA and operated by ePassporte.com to address certain program deficiencies."

1) "Visa blocked network access" - So that is certainly true.

2) "to address certain program deficiencies" - This is the million dollar question. What were the program deficiencies?

Were they just new regs in which case Epass did nothing maliciously or intentionally wrong. Or are the deficiencies internal to Epassporte and "breakdowns" within Epassporte.

Thus, New Regulations being implimented or Current Regulations being broken? OR a combination of both?

Would think that if it was just new regs then why not just tell everyone what's up. However, if they broke regs, then I would understand the quiet.

So that does not look good but, also does not conclude they broke any current regs.

Either way it could be assumed that after the deficiencies are "addressed" and met, Visa may flip the switch back on. But that can only be assumed.

What were the program deficiencies? That is the million dollar question.

You know this visa statement only appears at Krebs...
http://krebsonsecurity.com/2010/09/v...ks-epassporte/

Some people here say they got the same one from Visa, however I am skeptical at this point whether it is genuine.

Every media outlet quotes the Krebs article.

But what we do know is:

1.) Visa cards not functioning.
2.) It's been been a week or more...
3.) People only reporting ACH transfers from "Wallet Account" only, wire transfers are yet to be reported coming in.
4.) Where's the cash from the Visa Virtual Account...no access available...can't transfer..it's sitting in never never land?

2intense · 09-11-2010, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steiger

gooddomains, fuck you troll.

i agree

TheDA · 09-11-2010, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gumdrop

You know this visa statement only appears at Krebs...
http://krebsonsecurity.com/2010/09/v...ks-epassporte/

Some people here say they got the same one from Visa, however I am skeptical at this point whether it is genuine.

Every media outlet quotes the Krebs article.

But what we do know is:

1.) Visa cards not functioning.
2.) It's been been a week or more...
3.) People only reporting ACH transfers from "Wallet Account" only, wire transfers are yet to be reported coming in.
4.) Where's the cash from the Visa Virtual Account...no access available...can't transfer..it's sitting in never never land?

Finally you are coming round.

Caligari · 09-11-2010, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GotGauge

FAIL!

Not saying he isn't going to get paid, but "They are absolutely getting paid" is not true, yet!

Try to go pay a bill with that confirmation, ha!

So let me get this straight. Shap ordered a wire transfer. They DEBITED his account and stated that they sent the transfer.

So you actually think they are just going to fuck with his mind and not give him the money?

Wow this shit has made people loony toons.

Also, yes please READ other posts. People are CONFIRMING they have RECIEVED ACH transfers. Confirmed. They have the money.

Will everyone get paid what they had in their accounts? Who knows, but one thing for certain right now is that people are getting money from their Epassport wallet accounts.

GotGauge · 09-11-2010, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari

So let me get this straight. Shap ordered a wire transfer. They DEBITED his account and stated that they sent the transfer.

So you actually think they are just going to fuck with his mind and not give him the money?

Wow this shit has made people loony toons.

Also, yes please READ other posts. People are CONFIRMING they have RECIEVED ACH transfers. Confirmed. They have the money.

Will everyone get paid what they had in their accounts? Who knows, but one thing for certain right now is that people are getting money from their Epassport wallet accounts.

Did I say anything about ACH? I was quoting you about the Wire(s).
Everyone Knows ACH is working JUST fine.
The "Check is in the mail" statement is nothing more than that, till it shows up in his account. Honestly I think it WILL, for good or bad reasons.
Were you even around during the ibill melt down?

Loony toons is trusting your money is safe, given everything that has happened, and NO REAL Answers to date!
Even Shap, who is some what defending them, (mostly hoping for the best) is Working his ass off to get his Money out..

Will Epass work things out, I Hope!
Does missleading info in either direction help, NO.

suesheboy · 09-11-2010, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari

So let me get this straight. Shap ordered a wire transfer. They DEBITED his account and stated that they sent the transfer.

So you actually think they are just going to fuck with his mind and not give him the money?

You are retarded.

2012 · 09-11-2010, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexUA

did you check your upper lip ?

Mystica · 09-11-2010, 11:25 AM

any real good news from epass yet regarding VV?

nikki99 · 09-11-2010, 11:49 AM

news news news???

suesheboy · 09-11-2010, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mystica

any real good news from epass yet regarding VV?

Only if "No News is Good News" which I don't believe.

lucPL · 09-11-2010, 12:02 PM

till monday we can G F Y

gooddomains · 09-11-2010, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steiger

gooddomains, fuck you troll.

thank you very much

gooddomains · 09-11-2010, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2intense

i agree

thanbk you as well

nikki99 · 09-11-2010, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucPL

till monday we can G F Y

monday 9am

Double trouble · 09-11-2010, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexUA

DEA - banned for life · 09-11-2010, 01:58 PM

gooddomains · 09-11-2010, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99

monday 9am

wgivh timecone ?

Litzer · 09-11-2010, 02:53 PM

Week 2 is coming up quick....

Marshal · 09-11-2010, 03:13 PM

sgreen · 09-11-2010, 03:20 PM

Yeah sure it does you stupid cunt

selena · 09-11-2010, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus

Because it was my understanding that Chris Mallick wasnt moonlighting as a Filipino chatter.

CYF · 09-11-2010, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust

sologirlcontent · 09-11-2010, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litzer

Week 2 is coming up quick....

and a company the size of EPASS doesn't know WHY they have no VV access...but yet they are not suing the bank or Visa..strange..I would feel this would damage a name brand..so why not have some more FIRE in his belly to fight those that have hurt him for "no reason"

wolfshade · 09-11-2010, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sologirlcontent

and a company the size of EPASS doesn't know WHY they have no VV access...but yet they are not suing the bank or Visa..strange..I would feel this would damage a name brand..so why not have some more FIRE in his belly to fight those that have hurt him for "no reason"

There are several possible answers to that:

The optimistic one being that usually it is faster to settle things outside courts then the time it takes to fight, win and then solve the problem.

The more likely pessimistic reason would be that he bloody well knows the reason, and knows he can't win.

sologirlcontent · 09-11-2010, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfshade

There are several possible answers to that:

The optimistic one being that usually it is faster to settle things outside courts then the time it takes to fight, win and then solve the problem.

The more likely pessimistic reason would be that he bloody well knows the reason, and knows he can't win.

Pat, I'll take #2 for $400

AlexUA · 09-11-2010, 05:54 PM

V. Zhirinovsky to Christopher Mallick.
------------------------------------------------
Transcript of the video.

Camera pans down and catches Vladimir Wolfych Zhirinovsky sitting on the leather sofa in front of a huge table with scattered snacks and a five-liter bottle of ?Putinka?. On the left hand of Vladimir Zhirinovsky is Berezovsky. Throughout the video Berkova gives a blowjob to Zhirinovsky. Vladimir Zhirinovsky embraces Pope with his right arm, Pope eagerly nods his head each time Zhirinovsky says something, but has no idea where he is and what is happening. On the wall hangs a polished RPG ?Fly? with an engraved inscription "To my dear beloved Vladimir Zhirinovsky from Vladimir Putin". Just barely visible on the edge of the picture someone riding a horse.

- Look, Chris! You fuckin cowboy! You decided to screw the system? So you're trying to screw not only webmasters. We consulted with Berezovsky and came to the conclusion that you're trying to screw us too! Fethard was crap, but we didn't hold funds there, Berezovsky ran to the personal ATM with the card issued to the Chinese and took all the cash! Okay we had a problem with Vadim, owner of Fethard, but they are all the inconvenienced over the fact that I was not able to properly masturbate to the galleries! And to no longer communicate with such scum, I had to buy Berkova and this stupid blonde!

.. In the frame appears naked Sylvia Saint and tries to give a blowjob to Zhirinovsky .

- I say - stupid blonde! Take your mouth away from the Soviet Power, I am not finished!

.. Silvia Saint slowly disappears from the frame.

- Look, Chris! Did you forget who you are? Did you forget who you work with? No? So please check accounts "Bereza" and "Wolfych" and take a look at the balance sheets and on the movement! You will understand that compared to us, all others webmasters are small, like these!

.. Vladimir Zhirinovsky shows two inches with his fingers, Silvia Saint appears in the frame again, Zhirinovsky kick her in the but with calf boot, she disappears from the frame.

- I said to remove that stupid blonde! So, Chris, you are a fuckin cowboy, you will not hide from us and we don't give a fuck about your problems with these fucking banks on the islands! Tomorrow morning our scientists can do one small thing to move the magnetic poles of the earth and all these islands are fucked together with their fucking banks! However, first you will return money to me and Bereza! And I don't give a fuck about the remaining money in the Wallet. Normal guys use only a Visa! Who is these Wallet to you? Dad? Uncle? Dick from the mountain? You tell me!

- Do you hear me, Chris? Do you think you can get away from us without punishment? You remember drunkenness with Russian director in Hollywood? Yes, the one after you woke up in the morning you did not fucking remember anything! So, on that drunk night our valiant KGB shoved an anal probe in your ass! We now know exactly where you are, what you think, what you eat and how you shit and we can destroy you at any moment! Tomorrow morning our scientists will push the button, and your ass will blow the fuck up, Chris! Think about it! Do you recognize this person?

.. Camera slowly pulls out of the room - in the shadows on the royal throne sits Nikita Mikhalkov, wrapped in sheets, the tattoo on his chest "USSR". Mikhalkov embarrassed smiles.

- So, Chris! Don?t try to brain fuck me, Bereza or our brave scientists. I don't give a shit who will clean your shit after your ass explodes in a million peices!

.. Camera slowly moves to Nikita Mikhalkov's smiling face with good-kindest eyes.

- Chris! Don't fuck around! Think about your name and think about all the coincidences in life. You have a small dick, but mine is big enough to pierce through the entire earth and fuck you in the ass from the other side of the planet, scum!

.. In the background rapturous laughter from Mikhalkov is heard.

- Chris, you fuckin cowboy! We all look forward to automatic update! It better be on Friday! And no "might be Tuesday or Wednesday"! This Friday, Chris!

.. Zhirinovsky gently leans back, in the frame appears naked Sylvia Saint, Pope lifts the mantle, the frame slowly fades and we hear an enthusiastic cry of Sylvia ..

------------------------------------------------
To see prehistory of these story watch these https://youtube.com/watch?v=YbKuYPVQuOk

suesheboy · 09-11-2010, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfshade

The optimistic one being that usually it is faster to settle things outside courts then the time it takes to fight, win and then solve the problem.

My sue them later.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfshade

The more likely pessimistic reason would be that he bloody well knows the reason, and knows he can't win.

Most likely.

TheMaster · 09-12-2010, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-12-2010, 04:05 AM

Mallick and ePassporte were entrusted by their clients to manage their company and their clients money properly, but instead have run afoul of the rules more than once, and in this most recent Virtual Visa case, may have permanently damaged numerous people and companies, it appears perhaps due to a non-compliance issue.

After well over a week, Mallick and company claim to not have a clue as to why their clients virtual visa accounts were shut down, and when, or how, they will ever be able to get their virtual visa money back.

If after a week, they don't even have the slightest clue as to why all this happened, yet alone have an action plan for rectifying the problem, then they are unworthy of anyone's trust as money managers ever again in my opinion.

ADG

Emil · 09-12-2010, 04:09 AM

New mail:

We at ePassporte are as distressed as you, our valued cardholders, over an action that we did not see coming and as of today we still have received no good basis for it.

First, be assured that your funds are fully safe and protected. You are owed that and it will be fulfilled. The funds are secure.

Second, ePassporte is working with the St. Kitts bank to work out how all payments will be made and when. The details are complicated, because there are funds in motion and where and when they settle requires us to all be careful that we fully and properly account for all those funds and their rightful owner. This issue stems from our processing and reporting ability through the Visa system and their processor.

Third, ePassporte's most important asset has always been our account holder's. We are not going to undermine that asset by treating cardholders in any manner other than the best we can.

Most of us have had the unfortunate experience of dealing with banks and card associations that simply "cut us off" and did not pay us. Those actions were limited to card acquiring (merchant accounts), not card issuing, which is what we do. We can all take some comfort in the fact that this situation is not anything like the acquiring side of the business.

We all fully understand that communication to our cardholders is critical. However, it does not help any of us if we are constantly updating you on the basis of the calls that take place almost hourly. It seems to us that giving you facts, based on agreements we are working on is the best form of communication. This is what we will be doing. When we know something, that is a fact, we will report it, quickly. Our staff is all working diligently to resolve these issues and the many moving and complicated parts of getting the funds returned. Therefore, please do not mistake our silence as "hiding", "avoiding" or "stringing you along". We too have funds that are stuck in the system, as well as massive costs of operation without any income.

Rest assured that when we know, you will know and you will all be satisfied with the results. Again, your money is safe.

For those of you that have been in the industry for many years, I hope you will recall that I have a very strong track record of fighting for the rights of webmasters, program sponsors, billing companies, merchants and the industry; that dedication continues.

Thanks you for your understanding in this difficult time and for your support over the last 8 years of our operations.

Chris Mallick
For ePassporte

Inter-Sex · 09-12-2010, 04:27 AM

You lived under a stone the last week "emil" ?

Denny · 09-12-2010, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inter-Sex

You lived under a stone the last week "emil" ?

evil · 09-12-2010, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inter-Sex

You lived under a stone the last week "emil" ?

I think this message is sent to the inbox as soon as the user logs in. I wasn't logged in to my epass account since this epassporte madness started (or few days after it started) and since I also didn't get any email about "New Message Received" at the epassporte inbox, I now logged in to see if I just overlooked it. At the exact same second I logged in, I got an email about new message from epassporte. The time of the message received from epassporte is also the same as when I logged in. Actually now when I think about it, the same happened with the previous message which was also received right after logged in and I was like "wow, I logged in exactly when they sent some news, cool!" but now I see I wasn't that lucky :-) They are simply holding these messages until you log in to the account, not sure why.

suesheboy · 09-12-2010, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust

What a face to wake up to

Steiger · 09-12-2010, 06:12 AM

fuck face

nikki99 · 09-12-2010, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust

genius

Emil · 09-12-2010, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inter-Sex

You lived under a stone the last week "emil" ?

I've been in Cyprus on a vacation. So in a way, yes!

Anyway. What was that email about, I didn't read it.

Juicy D. Links · 09-12-2010, 08:07 AM

I need a woman

gooddomains · 09-12-2010, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2intense

i agree

thanks for the heads up

ShellyCrash · 09-12-2010, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I need a woman

I am just a simple girl.

nikki99 · 09-12-2010, 08:36 AM

I need a girl with a cock

Chosen · 09-12-2010, 08:49 AM

Yeah beautiful woman by my side would make me forget about this ePass situation... At least for a while...

suesheboy · 09-12-2010, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen

Yeah beautiful woman by my side would make me forget about this ePass situation... At least for a while...

3 minutes for me.

Chosen · 09-12-2010, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suesheboy

3 minutes for me.

I can last much longer

blofer80 · 09-12-2010, 09:16 AM

Where is michael?

CaptainHowdy · 09-12-2010, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99

I need a girl with a cock

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

I am just a simple girl.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I need a woman

I need a womanly girl with a simple cock...

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Emil Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 5,623	New mail: We at ePassporte are as distressed as you, our valued cardholders, over an action that we did not see coming and as of today we still have received no good basis for it. First, be assured that your funds are fully safe and protected. You are owed that and it will be fulfilled. The funds are secure. Second, ePassporte is working with the St. Kitts bank to work out how all payments will be made and when. The details are complicated, because there are funds in motion and where and when they settle requires us to all be careful that we fully and properly account for all those funds and their rightful owner. This issue stems from our processing and reporting ability through the Visa system and their processor. Third, ePassporte's most important asset has always been our account holder's. We are not going to undermine that asset by treating cardholders in any manner other than the best we can. Most of us have had the unfortunate experience of dealing with banks and card associations that simply "cut us off" and did not pay us. Those actions were limited to card acquiring (merchant accounts), not card issuing, which is what we do. We can all take some comfort in the fact that this situation is not anything like the acquiring side of the business. We all fully understand that communication to our cardholders is critical. However, it does not help any of us if we are constantly updating you on the basis of the calls that take place almost hourly. It seems to us that giving you facts, based on agreements we are working on is the best form of communication. This is what we will be doing. When we know something, that is a fact, we will report it, quickly. Our staff is all working diligently to resolve these issues and the many moving and complicated parts of getting the funds returned. Therefore, please do not mistake our silence as "hiding", "avoiding" or "stringing you along". We too have funds that are stuck in the system, as well as massive costs of operation without any income. Rest assured that when we know, you will know and you will all be satisfied with the results. Again, your money is safe. For those of you that have been in the industry for many years, I hope you will recall that I have a very strong track record of fighting for the rights of webmasters, program sponsors, billing companies, merchants and the industry; that dedication continues. Thanks you for your understanding in this difficult time and for your support over the last 8 years of our operations. Chris Mallick For ePassporte __________________ Free 🅑🅘🅣🅒🅞🅘🅝🅢 Every Hour (Yes, really. Free ₿itCoins.) (Signup with ONLY your Email and Password. You can also refer people and get even more.)

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AlexUA Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 200	V. Zhirinovsky to Christopher Mallick. ------------------------------------------------ Transcript of the video. Camera pans down and catches Vladimir Wolfych Zhirinovsky sitting on the leather sofa in front of a huge table with scattered snacks and a five-liter bottle of ?Putinka?. On the left hand of Vladimir Zhirinovsky is Berezovsky. Throughout the video Berkova gives a blowjob to Zhirinovsky. Vladimir Zhirinovsky embraces Pope with his right arm, Pope eagerly nods his head each time Zhirinovsky says something, but has no idea where he is and what is happening. On the wall hangs a polished RPG ?Fly? with an engraved inscription "To my dear beloved Vladimir Zhirinovsky from Vladimir Putin". Just barely visible on the edge of the picture someone riding a horse. - Look, Chris! You fuckin cowboy! You decided to screw the system? So you're trying to screw not only webmasters. We consulted with Berezovsky and came to the conclusion that you're trying to screw us too! Fethard was crap, but we didn't hold funds there, Berezovsky ran to the personal ATM with the card issued to the Chinese and took all the cash! Okay we had a problem with Vadim, owner of Fethard, but they are all the inconvenienced over the fact that I was not able to properly masturbate to the galleries! And to no longer communicate with such scum, I had to buy Berkova and this stupid blonde! .. In the frame appears naked Sylvia Saint and tries to give a blowjob to Zhirinovsky . - I say - stupid blonde! Take your mouth away from the Soviet Power, I am not finished! .. Silvia Saint slowly disappears from the frame. - Look, Chris! Did you forget who you are? Did you forget who you work with? No? So please check accounts "Bereza" and "Wolfych" and take a look at the balance sheets and on the movement! You will understand that compared to us, all others webmasters are small, like these! .. Vladimir Zhirinovsky shows two inches with his fingers, Silvia Saint appears in the frame again, Zhirinovsky kick her in the but with calf boot, she disappears from the frame. - I said to remove that stupid blonde! So, Chris, you are a fuckin cowboy, you will not hide from us and we don't give a fuck about your problems with these fucking banks on the islands! Tomorrow morning our scientists can do one small thing to move the magnetic poles of the earth and all these islands are fucked together with their fucking banks! However, first you will return money to me and Bereza! And I don't give a fuck about the remaining money in the Wallet. Normal guys use only a Visa! Who is these Wallet to you? Dad? Uncle? Dick from the mountain? You tell me! - Do you hear me, Chris? Do you think you can get away from us without punishment? You remember drunkenness with Russian director in Hollywood? Yes, the one after you woke up in the morning you did not fucking remember anything! So, on that drunk night our valiant KGB shoved an anal probe in your ass! We now know exactly where you are, what you think, what you eat and how you shit and we can destroy you at any moment! Tomorrow morning our scientists will push the button, and your ass will blow the fuck up, Chris! Think about it! Do you recognize this person? .. Camera slowly pulls out of the room - in the shadows on the royal throne sits Nikita Mikhalkov, wrapped in sheets, the tattoo on his chest "USSR". Mikhalkov embarrassed smiles. - So, Chris! Don?t try to brain fuck me, Bereza or our brave scientists. I don't give a shit who will clean your shit after your ass explodes in a million peices! .. Camera slowly moves to Nikita Mikhalkov's smiling face with good-kindest eyes. - Chris! Don't fuck around! Think about your name and think about all the coincidences in life. You have a small dick, but mine is big enough to pierce through the entire earth and fuck you in the ass from the other side of the planet, scum! .. In the background rapturous laughter from Mikhalkov is heard. - Chris, you fuckin cowboy! We all look forward to automatic update! It better be on Friday! And no "might be Tuesday or Wednesday"! This Friday, Chris! .. Zhirinovsky gently leans back, in the frame appears naked Sylvia Saint, Pope lifts the mantle, the frame slowly fades and we hear an enthusiastic cry of Sylvia .. ------------------------------------------------ To see prehistory of these story watch these https://youtube.com/watch?v=YbKuYPVQuOk

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