I need some help getting back on my feet.... Please! - GoFuckYourself.com

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-27-2008, 12:50 PM

I am a proud person that doesn't ask anyone for anything.. And I hate having to now..

I have helped countless people in this industry.. I have even helped the industry as a whole at times..

I have always been honest, I have done the best I could to be sure everyone that has dealt with me gets the long end of the stick..

Some of you know.. Some of you don't, but I was almost dead several times over the last few months due to unexplained medical conditions.. My nervous system, lungs, heart and pancreas all was failing at one point or another over the last six months... At one point my blood sugar was almost 500, doc looked me straight in the eyes and told me I should have either been in coma or dead at that exact moment....

I have lost everything.. All my savings, most of my domains... I am close to loosing my home, all three of my vehicles are broke down..

I have been feeling alot better and my health is almost all the way back, but I have pretty much zero income.. I have been doing small handyman work just to make ends meet... I had to cancel christmas in my home and most of my bills are way over due..

I need to get back on my feet, but I have no capital to work with at all.. My epass' are all expired and I got fucked royally by paypal so I don't even have a way to take in funds at this time for grunt work around here...

I plan on putting a resume together and putting myself up for hire, but that will not solve any of my immediate problems...

I do not want a hand out.. But I really need something.. Maybe you guys can make a pool or something that is organized and raise a few bucks to give me the hand I need to stand back up and make things happen like I used to.. I still have it in me!

Thanks for reading this... Please do not think less of me due to this.. I have worked hard in life and never expected to be in this situation, asking for help is a new low for me...

This is rock bottom!

brassmonkey · 12-27-2008, 12:58 PM

damn i hope it works out 4u my cheerins take all my cash

WarChild · 12-27-2008, 01:00 PM

Just last week you were posting pictures of fancy watches and loose diamonds. Were you lying then or lying now?

john_63 · 12-27-2008, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I am a proud person that doesn't ask anyone for anything.. And I hate having to now..

I have helped countless people in this industry.. I have even helped the industry as a whole at times..

I have always been honest, I have done the best I could to be sure everyone that has dealt with me gets the long end of the stick..

Some of you know.. Some of you don't, but I was almost dead several times over the last few months due to unexplained medical conditions.. My nervous system, lungs, heart and pancreas all was failing at one point or another over the last six months... At one point my blood sugar was almost 500, doc looked me straight in the eyes and told me I should have either been in coma or dead at that exact moment....

I have lost everything.. All my savings, most of my domains... I am close to loosing my home, all three of my vehicles are broke down..

I have been feeling alot better and my health is almost all the way back, but I have pretty much zero income.. I have been doing small handyman work just to make ends meet... I had to cancel christmas in my home and most of my bills are way over due..

I need to get back on my feet, but I have no capital to work with at all.. My epass' are all expired and I got fucked royally by paypal so I don't even have a way to take in funds at this time for grunt work around here...

I plan on putting a resume together and putting myself up for hire, but that will not solve any of my immediate problems...

I do not want a hand out.. But I really need something.. Maybe you guys can make a pool or something that is organized and raise a few bucks to give me the hand I need to stand back up and make things happen like I used to.. I still have it in me!

Thanks for reading this... Please do not think less of me due to this.. I have worked hard in life and never expected to be in this situation, asking for help is a new low for me...

This is rock bottom!

or

Barefootsies · 12-27-2008, 01:04 PM

Sorry toe hear dat.

Get some cash toegether, and give me a call. We'll do some bidness.

directfiesta · 12-27-2008, 01:05 PM

Who had that thread years ago about his on dying .. to finally get a plasma screen and holidays in Cuba ???

NoCarrier ???? not sure ...

brassmonkey · 12-27-2008, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by john_63

or

ewww wow i guess option #2 is the only choice

pornask · 12-27-2008, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

This is rock bottom!

I don't mean to be a pain, but if this is rock bottom for you, then you must have lived a pretty comfortable, steady life and you don't know how bad it really can get. I have seen rock bottom, and it wasn't no where near the cloud 9 you are going through.

dropped9 · 12-27-2008, 01:22 PM

oh boy this one will be a doozy

Jdoughs · 12-27-2008, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I have lost everything.. All my savings, most of my domains... I am close to loosing my home, all three of my vehicles are broke down..

This is rock bottom!

Grats on the House and 3 cars.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I am a seo king.. I have slammed a million hits a day to major sponsors.. I have turn nothing into something...

Obviously, this isnt true.

CamTraffic · 12-27-2008, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I am a seo king.. I have slammed a million hits a day to major sponsors.. I have turn nothing into something...

why dont you use your knowledge in that and start making money

I don't get it...

Monique Niccole · 12-27-2008, 01:27 PM

Well, we haven't had one of these threads in a while. I love cyber-begging.

IllTestYourGirls · 12-27-2008, 01:29 PM

why would you even post this?

Va2k · 12-27-2008, 01:30 PM

Damn hope you get to feeling better about yourself! When I hit rock bottom Me and my two kids lived in a 8x10 garage with no running water for 8 months! If I can pull out of it anyone can!! Good luck

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-27-2008, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamTraffic

why dont you use your knowledge in that and start making money

I don't get it...

5k and I will make a site of your choice organically #1 for 5 choice key phrases inside of six months...

~Ray · 12-27-2008, 01:31 PM

no thank you

Barefootsies · 12-27-2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

no thank you

The Duck · 12-27-2008, 01:35 PM

You brag a lot in your sig. Why dont you use your knowledge to make some cash?

Agent 488 · 12-27-2008, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

5k and I will make a site of your choice organically #1 for 5 choice key phrases inside of six months...

why didn't you seo your sites for "porn" six months ago?

marketsmart · 12-27-2008, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

5k and I will make a site of your choice organically #1 for 5 choice key phrases inside of six months...

are you partnering with jens van amsterdam on this offer?

woj · 12-27-2008, 01:41 PM

wow, you have a house, 3 cars, claim you are good at seo and you are trying to beg for $$ on gfy?!

you need to go back to the drawing board and come back with a better story...

Agent 488 · 12-27-2008, 01:48 PM

good luck.

GAMEFINEST · 12-27-2008, 01:50 PM

sorry to hear that man, hope it works out..

Tjeezers · 12-27-2008, 01:52 PM

from bragging to begging... you deserved it, being where you are now.

d-null · 12-27-2008, 01:53 PM

john_63 · 12-27-2008, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

JuiceMonkey · 12-27-2008, 01:59 PM

Just a couple of ideas:
1. Sell your 3 cars?
2. Sell your house? If you rent, move into something cheaper or a family members house (for the amount of time it takes you to build up a network of sites)
3. Contact one of the many people you have worked with and given crazy SEO results in the past, ask them for a cash advance, and do the work for 75% discount..

Seems quite simple.

notoldschool · 12-27-2008, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

no thank you

Happy holidays and thanks for the laugh.

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes

why didn't you seo your sites for "porn" six months ago?

Holy shit this thread is getting funny.

MrBro · 12-27-2008, 02:03 PM

If you are an SEO king and you have an internet connection then it should be simple to get some Revenue coming in with ease..

You had a few employees working for you, why did they not keep your business running while you were sick? Why not have your wife run the business while you are sick?

If you did work for youtube and developed things for them to use, with ease you can find more work.

If you were the one who showed megarotic, and redtube, and youporn how to make money in adult then with ease you can just do more consulting for them, they would not forget who made them who they are.

I thought you could put a tube site together and sell banner ads 2 days later for 500 because your SEO skills were unmatched and you would have it filled with traffic in a matter of days. Why not make another tube? I mean you were the one who created them.

If you saved adult from .xxx just give your friends at Icann a call and ask them for a job, obviously you worked with them directly to vote against .xxx

And of course if you pounded many sponsors with millions of hits a day from your amazing SEO skills just contact them and I can assure you they would hire you spot on to do SEO work for them. If you sent them a million hits a day from your SEO work, no way they'd turn you down to do SEO sites for them. So just hit all these sponsors up.

OR sell some of your rolex watches, and if you are really at rock bottom sell your 3 cars, sell your computer and go get a real job, McDonald's, Taco Bell, your wife can get work as well. Sell your house take the money to pay off loads, get a 1 bedroom apartment, both work normal jobs and build yourself back up.

You also use to own quite a few 50-100k dollar domains that you claimed to own, why not sell a few of those off?

Or sell off the datacenter you purchased for your hosting company, you said you were not a reseller, but had your own datacenter.. Sell that.

notoldschool · 12-27-2008, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes

good luck.

OMG. this might end up second funniest thread of the year.

crockett · 12-27-2008, 02:06 PM

Not to judge anyone, because who knows if your story is legit or not. However if what you have said is true, then the affiliate programs you sent joins to should remember you.

If you were able to do what you claimed, then you should be talking to the affiliate programs you sent traffic to. If you can do what you claimed then they should be more than happy to work a deal out with you, to get you back as an affiliate.

MrBro · 12-27-2008, 02:08 PM

What about your record label, can't you borrow some money from that? I thought you were working with d-$ to have them perform?

john_63 · 12-27-2008, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

If you were able to do what you claimed, then you should be talking to the affiliate programs you sent traffic to. If you can do what you claimed then they should be more than happy to work a deal out with you, to get you back as an affiliate.

brassmonkey · 12-27-2008, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

OMG

i think his ears are smoking

i guess youll have 2 work your way out 5k what you need 5k i need 5k

Grapesoda · 12-27-2008, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

wow, you have a house, 3 cars, claim you are good at seo and you are trying to beg for $$ on gfy?!

you need to go back to the drawing board and come back with a better story...

hit me with a great story in some email woj.... I'll split the money with you

john_63 · 12-27-2008, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

But I really need something.. Maybe you guys can make a pool or something that is organized and raise a few bucks to give me the hand I need to stand back up and make things happen like I used to.. I still have it in me!

here is your pool big-guy-pimp-boss-wannabe.

Violetta · 12-27-2008, 02:13 PM

good luck on getting back on track!

MrBro · 12-27-2008, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

Besides me...Well... Who is the biggest player in the industry in your eyes..? And why?

HorseShit · 12-27-2008, 02:16 PM

thread is so fucking funny LOL

Helix · 12-27-2008, 02:17 PM

MrBro · 12-27-2008, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

What that means is that if you invest 10k.. you will get back 12...

This will be a completely blind investment with a return time of 18 months..

If you are interested email me at [email protected] with a number..

I will only be taking one investor... So let the highest bidder win!

niceeeeeeeeeee

Tjeezers · 12-27-2008, 02:25 PM

had to read this again
in some sort of way it pleasures me to read this.

pocketkangaroo · 12-27-2008, 02:26 PM

Least surprising thread of the year. Someone should seriously come up with a math formula for this. Brag for a year on the boards on how rich you are, then come begging a few months later with some lame excuse.

HorseShit · 12-27-2008, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Least surprising thread of the year. Someone should seriously come up with a math formula for this. Brag for a year on the boards on how rich you are, then come begging a few months later with some lame excuse.

AlienQ style

Jdoughs · 12-27-2008, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

5k and I will make a site of your choice organically #1 for 5 choice key phrases inside of six months...

Countdown timer for post titled "Jon Clark wheres my fuckin money or serps" set to 5 months 30 days, 14 hrs, and 23 minutes.

starpimps · 12-27-2008, 02:32 PM

sell your ice
http://www.gfy.com/15233851-post40.html

CrkMStanz · 12-27-2008, 02:36 PM

This...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBro

If you are an SEO king and you have an internet connection then it should be simple to get some Revenue coming in with ease..

You had a few employees working for you, why did they not keep your business running while you were sick? Why not have your wife run the business while you are sick?

If you did work for youtube and developed things for them to use, with ease you can find more work.

If you were the one who showed megarotic, and redtube, and youporn how to make money in adult then with ease you can just do more consulting for them, they would not forget who made them who they are.

I thought you could put a tube site together and sell banner ads 2 days later for 500 because your SEO skills were unmatched and you would have it filled with traffic in a matter of days. Why not make another tube? I mean you were the one who created them.

If you saved adult from .xxx just give your friends at Icann a call and ask them for a job, obviously you worked with them directly to vote against .xxx

And of course if you pounded many sponsors with millions of hits a day from your amazing SEO skills just contact them and I can assure you they would hire you spot on to do SEO work for them. If you sent them a million hits a day from your SEO work, no way they'd turn you down to do SEO sites for them. So just hit all these sponsors up.

OR sell some of your rolex watches, and if you are really at rock bottom sell your 3 cars, sell your computer and go get a real job, McDonald's, Taco Bell, your wife can get work as well. Sell your house take the money to pay off loads, get a 1 bedroom apartment, both work normal jobs and build yourself back up.

You also use to own quite a few 50-100k dollar domains that you claimed to own, why not sell a few of those off?

Or sell off the datacenter you purchased for your hosting company, you said you were not a reseller, but had your own datacenter.. Sell that.

And MOSTLY this...

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps

sell your ice
http://www.gfy.com/15233851-post40.html

charity is for those who NEED

all others are beggars and scammers

Fucksakes · 12-27-2008, 02:38 PM

wow.. this guy has and knowns 100x more than me and he is begging for money.. am I that poor? or should I ask.. when I am suppose to start begging.. when I need that new 100k car I can't afford?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-27-2008, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I am a seo king.. I have slammed a million hits a day to major sponsors...

You sound more like the lying king than the seo king.

If you can command and direct such traffic for others, why not do it for yourself and get rich?

Anyway, while I feel for anyone that is down and out, I also don't think appealing for money to strangers on a web board is appropriate. Did you consider a private appeal to all of the people you say you have benefitted or helped over the years? They would seem to be the ones most inclined to help.

BTW, if you want to add credibility to your claims, then perhaps you should start posting some of your medical paperwork going back 6 months, etc.

In looking at threads you started over the past few months, I see that you launched a record label in September, the same month you launched a tube site, noted that you had two design companies (even though you outsourced a design to AlienQ in exchange for free hosting, that he apparently didn't deliver on) - oh, and you were trying to hire an affiliate manager for your program.

Couldn't decide which one I liked better, so here are two pix:

Anyway, best wishes for a happy, healthy, and prosperous 2009!

ADG

Agent 488 · 12-27-2008, 03:00 PM

this may help.

12-27-2008, 01:00 PM	#3
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Just last week you were posting pictures of fancy watches and loose diamonds. Were you lying then or lying now? __________________ .

12-27-2008, 01:04 PM	#5
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	Sorry toe hear dat. Get some cash toegether, and give me a call. We'll do some bidness. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

12-27-2008, 01:05 PM	#6
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12-27-2008, 01:29 PM	#13
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12-27-2008, 01:30 PM	#14
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	Damn hope you get to feeling better about yourself! When I hit rock bottom Me and my two kids lived in a 8x10 garage with no running water for 8 months! If I can pull out of it anyone can!! Good luck __________________

12-27-2008, 12:50 PM	#1
Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE North Coast Pimp Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: 304-534-757 Posts: 9,395	I need some help getting back on my feet.... Please! I am a proud person that doesn't ask anyone for anything.. And I hate having to now.. I have helped countless people in this industry.. I have even helped the industry as a whole at times.. I have always been honest, I have done the best I could to be sure everyone that has dealt with me gets the long end of the stick.. Some of you know.. Some of you don't, but I was almost dead several times over the last few months due to unexplained medical conditions.. My nervous system, lungs, heart and pancreas all was failing at one point or another over the last six months... At one point my blood sugar was almost 500, doc looked me straight in the eyes and told me I should have either been in coma or dead at that exact moment.... I have lost everything.. All my savings, most of my domains... I am close to loosing my home, all three of my vehicles are broke down.. I have been feeling alot better and my health is almost all the way back, but I have pretty much zero income.. I have been doing small handyman work just to make ends meet... I had to cancel christmas in my home and most of my bills are way over due.. I need to get back on my feet, but I have no capital to work with at all.. My epass' are all expired and I got fucked royally by paypal so I don't even have a way to take in funds at this time for grunt work around here... I plan on putting a resume together and putting myself up for hire, but that will not solve any of my immediate problems... I do not want a hand out.. But I really need something.. Maybe you guys can make a pool or something that is organized and raise a few bucks to give me the hand I need to stand back up and make things happen like I used to.. I still have it in me! Thanks for reading this... Please do not think less of me due to this.. I have worked hard in life and never expected to be in this situation, asking for help is a new low for me... This is rock bottom!

12-27-2008, 12:58 PM	#2
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12-27-2008, 01:22 PM	#9
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	oh boy this one will be a doozy

12-27-2008, 01:27 PM	#12
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	Well, we haven't had one of these threads in a while. I love cyber-begging.

12-27-2008, 01:31 PM	#16
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12-27-2008, 01:35 PM	#18
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12-27-2008, 01:41 PM	#21
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	wow, you have a house, 3 cars, claim you are good at seo and you are trying to beg for $$ on gfy?! you need to go back to the drawing board and come back with a better story... __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

12-27-2008, 01:48 PM	#22
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	good luck.

12-27-2008, 01:50 PM	#23
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12-27-2008, 01:52 PM	#24
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12-27-2008, 01:53 PM	#25
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12-27-2008, 01:59 PM	#27
JuiceMonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brisbane/Vancouver/SanFran Posts: 3,581	Just a couple of ideas: 1. Sell your 3 cars? 2. Sell your house? If you rent, move into something cheaper or a family members house (for the amount of time it takes you to build up a network of sites) 3. Contact one of the many people you have worked with and given crazy SEO results in the past, ask them for a cash advance, and do the work for 75% discount.. Seems quite simple. __________________ ICQ: 72251955 GTalk: JuiceMonkey

12-27-2008, 02:03 PM	#29
MrBro So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 323	If you are an SEO king and you have an internet connection then it should be simple to get some Revenue coming in with ease.. You had a few employees working for you, why did they not keep your business running while you were sick? Why not have your wife run the business while you are sick? If you did work for youtube and developed things for them to use, with ease you can find more work. If you were the one who showed megarotic, and redtube, and youporn how to make money in adult then with ease you can just do more consulting for them, they would not forget who made them who they are. I thought you could put a tube site together and sell banner ads 2 days later for 500 because your SEO skills were unmatched and you would have it filled with traffic in a matter of days. Why not make another tube? I mean you were the one who created them. If you saved adult from .xxx just give your friends at Icann a call and ask them for a job, obviously you worked with them directly to vote against .xxx And of course if you pounded many sponsors with millions of hits a day from your amazing SEO skills just contact them and I can assure you they would hire you spot on to do SEO work for them. If you sent them a million hits a day from your SEO work, no way they'd turn you down to do SEO sites for them. So just hit all these sponsors up. OR sell some of your rolex watches, and if you are really at rock bottom sell your 3 cars, sell your computer and go get a real job, McDonald's, Taco Bell, your wife can get work as well. Sell your house take the money to pay off loads, get a 1 bedroom apartment, both work normal jobs and build yourself back up. You also use to own quite a few 50-100k dollar domains that you claimed to own, why not sell a few of those off? Or sell off the datacenter you purchased for your hosting company, you said you were not a reseller, but had your own datacenter.. Sell that.

12-27-2008, 02:06 PM	#31
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Not to judge anyone, because who knows if your story is legit or not. However if what you have said is true, then the affiliate programs you sent joins to should remember you. If you were able to do what you claimed, then you should be talking to the affiliate programs you sent traffic to. If you can do what you claimed then they should be more than happy to work a deal out with you, to get you back as an affiliate. __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

12-27-2008, 02:08 PM	#32
MrBro So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 323	What about your record label, can't you borrow some money from that? I thought you were working with d-$ to have them perform?

12-27-2008, 02:13 PM	#37
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12-27-2008, 02:16 PM	#39
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	thread is so fucking funny LOL

12-27-2008, 02:17 PM	#40
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12-27-2008, 02:25 PM	#42
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12-27-2008, 02:26 PM	#43
pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	Least surprising thread of the year. Someone should seriously come up with a math formula for this. Brag for a year on the boards on how rich you are, then come begging a few months later with some lame excuse.

12-27-2008, 02:32 PM	#46
starpimps Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: internets Posts: 6,954	sell your ice http://www.gfy.com/15233851-post40.html

12-27-2008, 02:38 PM	#48
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	wow.. this guy has and knowns 100x more than me and he is begging for money.. am I that poor? or should I ask.. when I am suppose to start begging.. when I need that new 100k car I can't afford?

12-27-2008, 03:00 PM	#50
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	this may help.