Top ten Excuses Why a porn girls doesn't show up for a shoot.

[nickey1952]

1. My grandmother died last night.
2. My grandfather died last night.
3. My mother died last night.
4. My father died last night.
5. My grandmother and grandfather died again last night.
6. My mother and father died last night.
7. My car broke down.
8. The Rental car got towed. Like they have a credit card that works!!
9. I had an accident and I am going home to get my id's.
10. It s too hard to tell the truth so I will just pick a lie from here and tell you that.

Please add on and see who has the most creative one, when we decide which is the best I will give it to the next talent that gives me the "family emergency" excuse...lol

[Rochard]

This was funny back in 2001.

[billywatson]

My two today:

"I don't feel well." (Watch what you tweet after you call in sick to work).

"I got into an accident! I can take pics to prove it!"

[Jim_Gunn]

"I dropped my phone in the toilet" is a perennial favorite.

[Robbie]

And the top excuse for why a porn girl doesn't show up for a shoot:

There aren't enough companies left shooting to make it a viable career anymore.
Thanks Manwin and other pirates!

[DBS.US]

9. (b.) I had an accident, my car will not run, and I hit my head and don't feel well

[JustDaveXxx]

Girl- "My dad intercepted all of my emails regarding my scene tomorrow. He got a hold of all of my shoot details and location"

Me- "Cool, I will call and audible on that one and we will shoot it at my friends house mansion, he has gates and pit-bulls that roam the yard"


It actually turned out o be very real. He did too show up to an empty studio to. The girl Was Natalia Rossi and it was her very 1st scene.

[NaughtyRob]

My period started. (which is lame because most girls work when on the period anyway)

I had a fucking girl a few weeks ago tell me "my boyfriend won't let me go to the shoot"

[SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN]

I keep getting "I have been in the hospital" line/excuse

[Si]

These seem to be the most used:

"Boyfriend decided it isn't a good idea" or "I have a boyfriend" or "Car isn't working"

[xenigo]

Huh... I don't normally get an excuse. What I get is an unanswered phone, and unreturned voicemails.

[rowan]

When they're late, how long do you guys wait until you start chasing up the content?

What's the rough percentage of sessions that end in a chick flaking? Sounds pretty common...

[Peter Romero]

My Mom wants to come to the shoot. (Cancelled)
My Boyfriend drove 1200 miles from Montana to come get me, he's down the street. (he was)
My Dad wants to watch. (WTF?!)
Does it have to be nude? (seriously?)
My Thunderdike girlfriend wants to watch and lick the cum off my face afterwards... is that cool? Otherwise I have to cancel. (300 pounds - swear to God, I let her watch!)
My Mom drove from Arizona and is at Dennys down the street. (Seriously?)
My Boyfriend only wants me doing solo girl and him now. (After 30 Inter-racial anal scenes)
Can it just be girl/girl? (the boy/girl shoot? Uhm..)
My friends just got murdered last night... and I was a witness. (The cops were talking to her on the phone all day, I listened in)
I gotta go to the tractor pull!!! (Yehaw!)

All true stories.

[emmanuelle]

Somebody jumped in front of the metro, so my train will be delayed for hours

Someone I haven't seen for 12 years died LAST WEEK and it just hit me, I was too much of a mess to pick up the phone and cancel

[Grapesoda]

Originally Posted by Rochard

This was funny back in 2001.

I'm running very close to 50% shoot failure right now.... last year it was about 8%. I'm thinking HIV SCARE!!!!!!!!!!

[Grapesoda]

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

Girl- "My dad intercepted all of my emails regarding my scene tomorrow. He got a hold of all of my shoot details and location"

Me- "Cool, I will call and audible on that one and we will shoot it at my friends house mansion, he has gates and pit-bulls that roam the yard"


It actually turned out o be very real. He did too show up to an empty studio to. The girl Was Natalia Rossi and it was her very 1st scene.

just got a shoot dumped, the dad called the agent. shoot dumped

[Barefootsies]

Hmmm.... lemme think.

1. "Stomach flu" - This is a classic on Friday/Sunday mornings after a night at bar.
2. "Car won't start" - Then they post on their profiles all day about being at the mall, etc..
3. "My babysitter didn't show up" - Another personal favorite
4. "Baby daddy didn't show up" - This has a lot of different combos with "baby daddy..."
5. "Power went out" - I guess this sounds better than, "forgot my alarm" or what not.

There are endless others from, "I forgot to do my laundry", or "I was half way there and forgot... ", also blaming shit on their ride. Whomever that was supposed to be.. roommate, boyfriend, whatever.

But my absolute personal favorite is when they do not show up, then later that same day hit you up asking when the next shoot will be or if you will pay them to fuck their feet/face/clam whatever because they reaaaaaaaaaaally need cash.

[SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN]

Originally Posted by Peter Romero

My Mom wants to come to the shoot. (Cancelled)
My Boyfriend drove 1200 miles from Montana to come get me, he's down the street. (he was)
My Dad wants to watch. (WTF?!)
Does it have to be nude? (seriously?)
My Thunderdike girlfriend wants to watch and lick the cum off my face afterwards... is that cool? Otherwise I have to cancel. (300 pounds - swear to God, I let her watch!)
My Mom drove from Arizona and is at Dennys down the street. (Seriously?)
My Boyfriend only wants me doing solo girl and him now. (After 30 Inter-racial anal scenes)
Can it just be girl/girl? (the boy/girl shoot? Uhm..)
My friends just got murdered last night... and I was a witness. (The cops were talking to her on the phone all day, I listened in)
I gotta go to the tractor pull!!! (Yehaw!)

All true stories.

These are all true as well.. Yup after 30 interracial scenes they want to be pure for the NEW temp BF and will be back fucking black cock after she dumps him.

[NaughtyRob]

Yeah, I've seen TONS of girls that did DP, anal, gangbangs end up on MM and want to do up to lingerie or implied nude only.

Originally Posted by SDA CASH

These are all true as well.. Yup after 30 interracial scenes they want to be pure for the NEW temp BF and will be back fucking black cock after she dumps him.

[MediaGuy]

Most of those above as well as mine were also provided back when I was a strip-club DJ...

• Spotted by boyfriend, uncle, family... (request to take down content usually follows).
  
• Menses...
  
• Exams...
  
• Forgot or double-dosed meds...
  
• Flu or cold (hangover, usually provided Saturdays or Sundays)...
  
• Forgot, mistake, scheduling mix-up...
  
• Day job schedule change (usually valid)...

hmmm....

:D

[Kolargol]

broken / twisted leg - epidemic among models
My hamster died - happened twice )
I went out with my girlfriends last night and this morning we were too drunk to wake up - honest at least

[Spunky]

It's a little messy down there

[billywatson]

Originally Posted by Robbie

And the top excuse for why a porn girl doesn't show up for a shoot:

There aren't enough companies left shooting to make it a viable career anymore.
Thanks Manwin and other pirates!

Amen brother.

[2intense]

[Buzz]

wow I can see models all over the world has pretty good imagination, because where we shoot top excuses are:

1. periods - fuck, it always come soooo unexpected!
2. got sick, high tempeature
3. phone turned off

and by all means we try to avoid shooting on weekends (well at least for the first half of the day)

[Paul Markham]

Originally Posted by xenigo

Huh... I don't normally get an excuse. What I get is an unanswered phone, and unreturned voicemails.

Rarely had a problem with no shows at I always did casting first. If a girl won't turn up for a casting she can forget about working for me.

When we booked a girl she phoned 24 hours prior to the shoot to confirm. Then very rarely got a no show. And never got an excuse. No point as we wouldn't work with her again unless she was a regular and they phoned up with the truth. For couples work it was a failed test, for solo can't remember a no show.

Originally Posted by rowan

When they're late, how long do you guys wait until you start chasing up the content?

30 minutes to see if she's running late.

What's the rough percentage of sessions that end in a chick flaking? Sounds pretty common...

When I was shooting in the UK the Astral Blue videos it was fairly common to find a girl who simply couldn't come over horny enough on video. Shoot one scene and/or some Readers Wives shots and send her home. Sometimes a girl would have a period during the shoot. the craziest one was a girl who had PMT which made her very aggressive. She lasted 5 minutes.

The most often for a girl flaking was not good enough and I wasn't wasting my time and money on her. She didn't flake on me.

[seeandsee]

Reason number 1:

I been kidnapped by aliens!

[CurrentlySober]

I guess I have been lucky... Pretty much everyone I have ever booked has showed up... Those that didnt, I can count on one hand.

Excuses? None. They simply stopped replying to me, and I stopped chasing them - No point in flogging a dead whorse

[MaDalton]

usually i tend not to believe the car accident thing but the last time the girl sent us a picture from her phone cam by mms directly from the highway where it happened

[Peter Romero]

Paul, do you ever write ANYTHING that isn't self-fluff? And, do you fake orgasm after self-fluffturbation?

[ManuteBol]

1. Thinks the shooter is a creep.

is the #1 reason, the truth.

it hurts

[camperjohn64]

We were supposed to shoot Tera Patrick at 10am and she was a no-show. About 11am I called her and they were still in bed. Evan Seinfeld answered and says: "We don't feel like it"

Thanks. The cameraman, studio rental, hair&makup artist, etc are are grateful for letting us know.

[SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN]

Originally Posted by ManuteBol

1. Thinks the shooter is a creep.

is the #1 reason, the truth.

it hurts

Naw this doesnt hurt at all.. but is very very true indeed.

These stupid shallow American girls are too stupid for their own good.

We dont pay the girl to like us. We pay them to masturbate or simply fuck on video.

[SimonScans]

When we shoot in Ibiza during the summer season the excuses are amazing.

1. My boyfriend OD'd and I had to go to hospital with him.
2. My boyfriend got beat up by a drunk/bouncer/Guardia Civil and I had to go to hospital with him.
3. I fell off a moped and have a road rash from ankle to hip, can we still shoot?
4. I thought it was tomorrow (even though she had used the same excuse the day before)
5. My boyfriend got arrested because the cops thought he was a dealer. (Was he? Yes. Well that would explain it then.)
6. Tiesto is playing at Space. (Just like he does every Monday. I may be old, but I can read posters)
7. It's sunny so I want to go to the beach instead of the shoot (and get tanlines/burnt because I'm a retarded Brit)
8. My new tattoo is infected
9. I'm flying home because my mum/gran/dad/cat/dog has died

[cherrylula]

"Aim is closed for remodeling and I can't get a copy of my test."

[Paul Markham]

Originally Posted by Peter Romero

Paul, do you ever write ANYTHING that isn't self-fluff? And, do you fake orgasm after self-fluffturbation?

No, I rarely had a no show. In the UK prior to the Internet it wasn't that common. If the girl was flaky she flaked out on coming to the casting or said "I don't do castings" to which I replied "OK" which really meant F off.

Here we shot prior to this place becoming a center for porn shoots and the girls getting seen doing porn by friends on friends on porn sites. We also had a reputation for giving girls a lot of work and being good to work with.

We shot mostly new girls or girls we had worked with.

I have spoke to shooters here and they say the number one problem is failed tests.

[camperjohn64]

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

....

I have spoke to shooters here and they say the number one problem is failed tests.

You mean they have an STD? Can you disclose the most common STD's that they had?

[NALEM]

Originally Posted by Peter Romero

My Mom wants to come to the shoot. (Cancelled)
My Boyfriend drove 1200 miles from Montana to come get me, he's down the street. (he was)
My Dad wants to watch. (WTF?!)
Does it have to be nude? (seriously?)
My Mom drove from Arizona and is at Dennys down the street. (Seriously?)
My Boyfriend only wants me doing solo girl and him now. (After 30 Inter-racial anal scenes)
Can it just be girl/girl? (the boy/girl shoot? Uhm..)
All true stories.

Classics ... and oh so true

[CDSmith]

This thread brought back a lot of memories from my shooting days.

[merina0803]

why can't they just say it like is and 1) hungover or 2) coming down

[rowan]

Would be fun if there was a site to rate flaky models, so you could calculate the risk of them not turning up to your booked shoot and decide accordingly whether to book them in the first place.

[GARY LEE]

You mean they actually call you with an excuse? We usually do our first shoots at 1:00 in the afternoon and we wait till 2:00 and go back to business as usual.

[Porno Dan]

Originally Posted by bm bradley

I'm running very close to 50% shoot failure right now.... last year it was about 8%.

I am going to do well over 400 booking this year which more than likely is a much as anyone on this board.

This is what I did to cut back on the "flake rate"

We were having an issue with one agency as their girls were flaking about 30% of the time, they couldn't correct it and we stopped booking with them.

I praise the models who do a great job in board posts, my blogs, twitter etc; models love to read about themselves doing well and I feel models really do try harder on our sets since I make it known that we write about those that excel.

I started listing models who flaked on us. The agents were behind me doing this booking as having to rebook a scene caused griefs on both of us.

I make it known to the models that my four directors all shoot for other companies as well as mine.

We do all our shoots live and again make it well known how much an inconvenience it causes when we have to reschedule or replace them.

This is what worked for me and my company, it may or may not work for you.

[amacontent]

Book girls from LA Direct If they dont show they pay kill fee and all expenses that occurred to no show

[cam_girls]

went next door by accident and fucked all the guys there instead!

[Paul Markham]

Originally Posted by camperjohn64

You mean they have an STD? Can you disclose the most common STD's that they had?

From what I heard it's chlamydia.

Wasn't a big problem 3 years ago. Today it appears it is.

[scarlettcontent]

my apartment is flooded and I'm currently standing on my dresser waiting for the firemen to arive.

[Sabby]

hmmmm...

prolly a pisces... who is the most likely to pose for porn anyway...

the pisces M.O. is this : Promise ANYTHING... then try and get out of it later


Sabby

[SGS]

Started shooting in the mid 80s and I can honestly say with hand on heart that we have only ever had one no-show in all that time.

[thickcash_amo]

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

But my absolute personal favorite is when they do not show up, then later that same day hit you up asking when the next shoot will be or if you will pay them to fuck their feet/face/clam whatever because they reaaaaaaaaaaally need cash.

aint that the truth!!!