ePassporte Is Giving Away $1,000?. Find Out How To Win! - GoFuckYourself.com

Chris Mallick · 12-24-2005, 11:13 AM

ePassporte is giving away $1,000 (One thousand US Dollars) to a current cardholder that posts on this board the most creative thing they could do with an extra Grand in Vegas.

Example: Give the largest tip ever to the ugliest stripper in town to make her day?.

Come on, it?s a Holiday, and if you are reading this board, you are bored too? Get creative and funny and we will judge the winner on Monday. Keyser, Shaliza and I will act as judges. Shaliza has a sick sense of humor, so twisted is good?

Post as many times as you like?. Make sure you have an ePassporte, because you will have to provide the User Name to me, via email, to collect.

DO NOT POST THE USER NAMES IN THE THREAD PLEASE

Void where prohibited? No purchase necessary? Offers may differ in Alaska and Hawaii?..Some restrictions apply? yada, yada, yada?.

Happy Holidays from all of us at ePassporte!

C

tenderobject · 12-24-2005, 11:16 AM

i could donate that grand to ibill (just a joke). merry xmas guys! and to all the people here at GFY!

martinsc · 12-24-2005, 11:16 AM

bet it all on black and walk away before the spin stops...

Chris Mallick · 12-24-2005, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenderobject

i could donate that grand to ibill (just a joke). merry xmas guys! and to all the people here at GFY!

Now that's funny!

Shoehorn! · 12-24-2005, 11:20 AM

I'd take $500 worth of tomatoes up in a helicopter and throw them at people on the ground. Then I'd yell something in Spanish and they'd think they were in that tomato throwing thing in Spain.

aris78 · 12-24-2005, 11:20 AM

if i got the 1k bucks i will go to Vegas and make bet there.

but, i have not yet, so, i can not go to Vegas and have a bet with you.

Dirty F · 12-24-2005, 11:22 AM

haha edit whoops.

Chris Mallick · 12-24-2005, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

I'd take $500 worth of tomatoes up in a helicopter and throw them at people on the ground. Then I'd yell something in Spanish and they'd think they were in that tomato throwing thing in Spain.

And the other $500 is to rent the helo right? Would you video it and post it here? This is the sort of thing we are looking for... LOL!

C

OzMan · 12-24-2005, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

I'd take $500 worth of tomatoes up in a helicopter and throw them at people on the ground. Then I'd yell something in Spanish and they'd think they were in that tomato throwing thing in Spain.

you are Jack Handy's son

Deputy Chief Command · 12-24-2005, 11:27 AM

I will donate back to you guys so you can hire some extra programmers / make your backend work b etter

RogerV · 12-24-2005, 11:33 AM

I would let it all ride on Red

Amanda said she would Hire a hit man in Vegas to take me out.... since your next in Line.

Chris Mallick · 12-24-2005, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV

I would let it all ride on Red

Amanda said she would Hire a hit man in Vegas to take me out.... since your next in Line.

Shit, I will give her a thou for that Rog! HAHA!

RogerV · 12-24-2005, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick

Shit, I will give her a thou for that Rog! HAHA!

okay Chris...I'll send you my account info now...I know just the guy to take him out. LOL!!! xoxo- Amanda

cool1 · 12-24-2005, 11:40 AM

I would use it to rent a couple of hookers for a couple of homeless dudes.
Everyone should get laid at christmas time.

Makingcoin · 12-24-2005, 11:42 AM

Chris - how long does accountverification take? Once I have sent in my id and creditcard scans/pics?

Let me come up with a good idea for the $1000 now.

Stewie · 12-24-2005, 11:44 AM

4 words...

Nude Midget Mayonnaise Wrestling.

I'll take my winnings now...

slapass · 12-24-2005, 11:45 AM

Buy a $100 worth of garbage bags and give 9 of those out of work kids, $100 a piece to pick up all of those hooker cards. Clean up Vegas right there.

Juicy D. Links · 12-24-2005, 11:47 AM

Get 2 tranny hookers and send em to Lensman room after I get him drunk

Vanilla DeVille · 12-24-2005, 11:48 AM

I would rent a studly male porn stud, dress him in a leash and not much else, and have him follow me on stage as my devoted slave at the Player?s Ball when I get my woody!

Isn't your rate a thousand bucks, Chris?

JFK · 12-24-2005, 11:48 AM

I would make a 500 downpayment to have a big ass watch just like yours, spend the other 500 on 2 bottles of Cristal to celebrate my new acqusition, and you, Shaliza and Keyser would be invited................to watch me drink it

and Merry Christmas

Juicy D. Links · 12-24-2005, 11:49 AM

heheh better idea

Buy 1000 bucks worth of peanut shipping thingys and fill "editted" room with em and video tape it when he comes to room all drunk

Juicy D. Links · 12-24-2005, 11:50 AM

loll i love this

Hire a few twinks to stand in front of Ibills booth all day with there cocks swinging in the air

Deej · 12-24-2005, 11:52 AM

I would hire a arial sky writing plane to write gofuckyourself.com or epassporte.com or both .... then skydive ... with any other GFYers that wanted to be there also....with a POV cam of course.....

A grand would cover it right?

Deej · 12-24-2005, 11:54 AM

Bunny Ranch!!

RogerV · 12-24-2005, 11:55 AM

I got it.. Since i'm sure I can get him at a good rate now.

I would Hire Micheal Jackson to do an Epassporte Concert for all the webmasters so we can all rock out

I bet I could find a MJ lookalike in Vegas if he decided to turn us down so I do have a plan B

bangman · 12-24-2005, 12:01 PM

I'd take Anal Hobbit's advice and fuck the living shit out of as many hookers as I can, scam them, and then use the $1000 to pay off the pimps who would inevitably try to kill me.

wdsguy · 12-24-2005, 12:01 PM

I would take that 1 grand and hire the ugliest fattest trannies in town. Get them to CES and have them make an ass of themselves in front of booths until they pay me 1 grand each to leave them alone. Then put all of that money on black.

Deej · 12-24-2005, 12:03 PM

pay tom jones to shave his chest.....

is it still hairy and glistening?

Ross · 12-24-2005, 12:04 PM

I'd put it all on black and if it won, I'd leave it there and keep going till it lost. Unless I got to like 5K or so, then I'd take it and give it to a tranny to dance all week long for Ramos!

jaYMan · 12-24-2005, 12:05 PM

I would give it to http://smiletrain.org

Juilan · 12-24-2005, 12:05 PM

Sweet Revenge on Vegas Cabbies

Dressed in a nice business suit, I'll find a long line of cabs outside the casino. So I go up to the very first cab in the front of the line and ask "How much for a ride to the airport?"

He'll say
"Thirty bucks"

Then I'll ask

"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"

then he'll say "WTF! Get the hell out of my cab!"

Then I'll go to each cab in the line behind the first and ask each the same questions, as they each get pissed and refuse.

So by now all the cabbies I asked will be looking behind them to see the reaction of the driver I ask next.

When I get to last cabbie at the very back of the line, I'll get in and ask "How much for a ride to the airport?" When the cabbie replies with the price, I'll say ok and get in.

Then, as we drive slowly past the long line of cabs who refused me, I'll have a huge smile on my face and give 'em all the big thumbs up Borat style

IceMaster · 12-24-2005, 12:07 PM

I would tatoo Epassporte in my ass.

Alex · 12-24-2005, 12:08 PM

I would go to a Poker Texas hold em table.
Put down the bliinds. Wait till i get Ace -King, or Ace-Queen, etc.

Put the whole grand in, and then stand up and be like BLACK JACK BITCHES !!!!!!!

bangman · 12-24-2005, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

I would go to a Poker Texas hold em table.
Put down the bliinds. Wait till i get Ace -King, or Ace-Queen, etc.

Put the whole grand in, and then stand up and be like BLACK JACK BITCHES !!!!!!!

kane · 12-24-2005, 12:10 PM

There is a guy in the town I live in that annoys everyone. He has his entire yard decorated with bible quotes and every Friday and Saturday night he takes a big cross down and stands in front of a bar or club and tells everyone that goes in or comes out that they are going to hell for drinking and "whoreing" Everyone I know is annoyed by him. Even the local paper did a story on him and ended up slamming him.

So I would go down and buy about 25 blow up sex dolls and fill them with helium so they would float. Then I would dress them in various sexy outfits and on friday night, after he got home from harrasing the people at the bars I would sneak in and stake them down to his yard with some twine so that they will float about 10 feet of the ground. So in the morning, while he is sleeping in to rest up for a nother night of annoying the people of the town, the people driving by his house will see 25 sex dolls dressed like naughty maids, nurses, loves slaves and more. Some, of course would be posed is great sexual positions. I would then hide across the street in some bushes and videotape his response when he came out and saw them.

shaliza · 12-24-2005, 12:15 PM

Sick and Twisted? Where is Allison from topbucks when you need her?

SmokeyTheBear · 12-24-2005, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan

Sweet Revenge on Vegas Cabbies

Dressed in a nice business suit, I'll find a long line of cabs outside the casino. So I go up to the very first cab in the front of the line and ask "How much for a ride to the airport?"

He'll say
"Thirty bucks"

Then I'll ask

"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"

then he'll say "WTF! Get the hell out of my cab!"

Then I'll go to each cab in the line behind the first and ask each the same questions, as they each get pissed and refuse.

So by now all the cabbies I asked will be looking behind them to see the reaction of the driver I ask next.

When I get to last cabbie at the very back of the line, I'll get in and ask "How much for a ride to the airport?" When the cabbie replies with the price, I'll say ok and get in.

Then, as we drive slowly past the long line of cabs who refused me, I'll have a huge smile on my face and give 'em all the big thumbs up Borat style

haha

bjjb · 12-24-2005, 12:17 PM

Spend it on printing up fake internext passes, then sell the for $100 bucks apiece. Sell as many as I can till things start getting hot then take a big ass limo full of hookers to the airport, rent a private jet, and fly us all to a warm beach somewhere far far away that has no clothing restrictions or extradition treaties with the US

Chris Mallick · 12-24-2005, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makingcoin

Chris - how long does accountverification take? Once I have sent in my id and creditcard scans/pics?

Let me come up with a good idea for the $1000 now.

Should be a day or two depending on the workload. Email me if you are having an issue.

C

Chris Mallick · 12-24-2005, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie

4 words...

Nude Midget Mayonnaise Wrestling.

I'll take my winnings now...

You are a sick fucker. I like it!

Merry Xmas!

cool1 · 12-24-2005, 12:21 PM

I changed my mind, I would use it to help me take my kids to Disney Land/World

rml1608 · 12-24-2005, 12:24 PM

Hire a hooker for $1,000.00 and find the gayest person in the Casino - Tell her she has to at least suck him off to get the Grand

RonC · 12-24-2005, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick

ePassporte is giving away $1,000 (One thousand US Dollars) to a current cardholder that posts on this board the most creative thing they could do with an extra Grand in Vegas.

Example: Give the largest tip ever to the ugliest stripper in town to make her day?.

Come on, it?s a Holiday, and if you are reading this board, you are bored too? Get creative and funny and we will judge the winner on Monday. Keyser, Shaliza and I will act as judges. Shaliza has a sick sense of humor, so twisted is good?

Post as many times as you like?. Make sure you have an ePassporte, because you will have to provide the User Name to me, via email, to collect.

DO NOT POST THE USER NAMES IN THE THREAD PLEASE

Void where prohibited? No purchase necessary? Offers may differ in Alaska and Hawaii?..Some restrictions apply? yada, yada, yada?.

Happy Holidays from all of us at ePassporte!

C

I would use it for a upgrade from LV to Channel or how about the change fee to expedite a code 59 from europe

Off to the stadium to watch the Cardinals get killed with me little boy

Ron C

Chris Mallick · 12-24-2005, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

I would rent a studly male porn stud, dress him in a leash and not much else, and have him follow me on stage as my devoted slave at the Player?s Ball when I get my woody!

Isn't your rate a thousand bucks, Chris?

1500, but you get the Family discount....

KingK7 · 12-24-2005, 12:29 PM

Change the $1000 into $1 bills, get hammered, then head out to one of the shady all-nude clubs in the middle of the day with a couple friends. Get the 45 year old skank stripper to do a spread eagle on stage, the start shooting folded $1 bills at her crack. It's alot of fun

Chris Mallick · 12-24-2005, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RonC

I would use it for a upgrade from LV to Channel or how about the change fee to expedite a code 59 from europe

Off to the stadium to watch the Cardinals get killed with me little boy

Ron C

ROFLMFAO! "Flight 59 now departing Amsterdam for Hell; all aboard please..."

See you on tour P-I-M-P...

C

Lee · 12-24-2005, 12:35 PM

Slip the money to one of the security guards on the set of CSI so I can get on set. Pretend to be an extra and pull funny faces and flash my cock in the background while Grissom is examining a dead body on The Strip. Fly home and wait for the new season to finally hit our screens in the UK, then have all my buddies round for beers and just hope I didnt get edited out.

adultchica · 12-24-2005, 12:37 PM

I would have a "white christmas" theme in Vegas at the internext. I would pay props directors who work on porn movies to get some of the best liquids together that look like cum, and drop a huge bucket on random webmasters who act like asses at the internext show. Drunk and pinching ladies' nipples on the internext floor=huge bucket of cum-like liquid all over you! Sort of like from the old 80's nick show "you can't do that on television" except it's cum. Acting like a supreme jackass=huge bucket of cum-like liquid all over your head.

I would also be sure and pimp out an Elvis impersonator especially for the occasion who would come and dance and sing next to the jackass with the bucket full of cum all over them and pose in pictures taken especially for webmasters to view.

BTW I would also tip a few bucks all the twinks to come and lick the cum of people acting like jack asses at the vegas show.

Boy I'm good.

sperryvillesey · 12-24-2005, 12:37 PM

i will use 1k open 166 ($5 for the fees and $1 for the min balance and the other $4 will for my Xmas gift.)epass gifts acount. and then i will have 166 chances to win.

Alex · 12-24-2005, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee

Slip the money to one of the security guards on the set of CSI so I can get on set. Pretend to be an extra and pull funny faces in the background while Grissom is examining a dead body on The Strip. Fly home and wait for the new season to finally hit our screens in the UK, then have all my buddies round for beers and just hope I didnt get edited out.

Most CSI episodes are shot in L.A. I have seen at least 5 shootings by my area in the past few years

12-24-2005, 11:13 AM	#1
Chris Mallick Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Marina del Rey, CA, USA Posts: 679	ePassporte Is Giving Away $1,000?. Find Out How To Win! ePassporte is giving away $1,000 (One thousand US Dollars) to a current cardholder that posts on this board the most creative thing they could do with an extra Grand in Vegas. Example: Give the largest tip ever to the ugliest stripper in town to make her day?. Come on, it?s a Holiday, and if you are reading this board, you are bored too? Get creative and funny and we will judge the winner on Monday. Keyser, Shaliza and I will act as judges. Shaliza has a sick sense of humor, so twisted is good? Post as many times as you like?. Make sure you have an ePassporte, because you will have to provide the User Name to me, via email, to collect. DO NOT POST THE USER NAMES IN THE THREAD PLEASE Void where prohibited? No purchase necessary? Offers may differ in Alaska and Hawaii?..Some restrictions apply? yada, yada, yada?. Happy Holidays from all of us at ePassporte! C __________________ Chris Mallick [email protected]

12-24-2005, 11:16 AM	#2
tenderobject Need Designs? 312352846 Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere Posts: 11,684	i could donate that grand to ibill (just a joke). merry xmas guys! and to all the people here at GFY! __________________ NEED DESIGNS?!?

12-24-2005, 11:16 AM	#3
martinsc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 27,047	bet it all on black and walk away before the spin stops... __________________ Make Money

12-24-2005, 11:20 AM	#5
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	I'd take $500 worth of tomatoes up in a helicopter and throw them at people on the ground. Then I'd yell something in Spanish and they'd think they were in that tomato throwing thing in Spain. __________________

12-24-2005, 11:20 AM	#6
aris78 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 719	if i got the 1k bucks i will go to Vegas and make bet there. but, i have not yet, so, i can not go to Vegas and have a bet with you. __________________ pussycash

12-24-2005, 11:22 AM	#7
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	haha edit whoops.

12-24-2005, 11:27 AM	#10
Deputy Chief Command Deputy Chief Command Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,482	I will donate back to you guys so you can hire some extra programmers / make your backend work b etter __________________

12-24-2005, 11:33 AM	#11
RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	I would let it all ride on Red Amanda said she would Hire a hit man in Vegas to take me out.... since your next in Line.

12-24-2005, 11:40 AM	#14
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	I would use it to rent a couple of hookers for a couple of homeless dudes. Everyone should get laid at christmas time. __________________

12-24-2005, 11:42 AM	#15
Makingcoin Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Ditch Posts: 8,919	Chris - how long does accountverification take? Once I have sent in my id and creditcard scans/pics? Let me come up with a good idea for the $1000 now. __________________ www.MAKINGCOIN.com icq. 166-662-831 "Start making large coin!" Daddy I Get Paid To Be A Whore - Coming Soon

12-24-2005, 11:44 AM	#16
Stewie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In bed with Vanilla Posts: 3,670	4 words... Nude Midget Mayonnaise Wrestling. I'll take my winnings now...

12-24-2005, 11:45 AM	#17
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,627	Buy a $100 worth of garbage bags and give 9 of those out of work kids, $100 a piece to pick up all of those hooker cards. Clean up Vegas right there.

12-24-2005, 11:47 AM	#18
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Get 2 tranny hookers and send em to Lensman room after I get him drunk

12-24-2005, 11:48 AM	#19
Vanilla DeVille Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona! Posts: 8,097	I would rent a studly male porn stud, dress him in a leash and not much else, and have him follow me on stage as my devoted slave at the Player?s Ball when I get my woody! Isn't your rate a thousand bucks, Chris? __________________ Kisses, Vanilla DeVille SKYPE: vanilladeville DeVilleDigital Twitter

12-24-2005, 11:48 AM	#20
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,382	I would make a 500 downpayment to have a big ass watch just like yours, spend the other 500 on 2 bottles of Cristal to celebrate my new acqusition, and you, Shaliza and Keyser would be invited................to watch me drink it and Merry Christmas __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

12-24-2005, 11:49 AM	#21
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	heheh better idea Buy 1000 bucks worth of peanut shipping thingys and fill "editted" room with em and video tape it when he comes to room all drunk

12-24-2005, 11:50 AM	#22
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	loll i love this Hire a few twinks to stand in front of Ibills booth all day with there cocks swinging in the air

12-24-2005, 11:52 AM	#23
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	I would hire a arial sky writing plane to write gofuckyourself.com or epassporte.com or both .... then skydive ... with any other GFYers that wanted to be there also....with a POV cam of course..... A grand would cover it right? __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880 Last edited by Deej; 12-24-2005 at 11:55 AM..

12-24-2005, 11:54 AM	#24
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	Bunny Ranch!! __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

12-24-2005, 11:55 AM	#25
RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	I got it.. Since i'm sure I can get him at a good rate now. I would Hire Micheal Jackson to do an Epassporte Concert for all the webmasters so we can all rock out I bet I could find a MJ lookalike in Vegas if he decided to turn us down so I do have a plan B Last edited by RogerV; 12-24-2005 at 11:57 AM..

12-24-2005, 12:01 PM	#26
bangman Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: PA, USA Posts: 5,283	I'd take Anal Hobbit's advice and fuck the living shit out of as many hookers as I can, scam them, and then use the $1000 to pay off the pimps who would inevitably try to kill me. __________________ - David Hall ICQ: 312744199

12-24-2005, 12:01 PM	#27
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	I would take that 1 grand and hire the ugliest fattest trannies in town. Get them to CES and have them make an ass of themselves in front of booths until they pay me 1 grand each to leave them alone. Then put all of that money on black.

12-24-2005, 12:03 PM	#28
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	pay tom jones to shave his chest..... is it still hairy and glistening? __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

12-24-2005, 12:04 PM	#29
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	I'd put it all on black and if it won, I'd leave it there and keep going till it lost. Unless I got to like 5K or so, then I'd take it and give it to a tranny to dance all week long for Ramos!

12-24-2005, 12:05 PM	#30
jaYMan peace&profit, Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 4,885	I would give it to http://smiletrain.org __________________ peace&profit, jaYMan

12-24-2005, 12:05 PM	#31
Juilan Sultan of Swing Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: XXXodus Posts: 15,141	Sweet Revenge on Vegas Cabbies Dressed in a nice business suit, I'll find a long line of cabs outside the casino. So I go up to the very first cab in the front of the line and ask "How much for a ride to the airport?" He'll say "Thirty bucks" Then I'll ask "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" then he'll say "WTF! Get the hell out of my cab!" Then I'll go to each cab in the line behind the first and ask each the same questions, as they each get pissed and refuse. So by now all the cabbies I asked will be looking behind them to see the reaction of the driver I ask next. When I get to last cabbie at the very back of the line, I'll get in and ask "How much for a ride to the airport?" When the cabbie replies with the price, I'll say ok and get in. Then, as we drive slowly past the long line of cabs who refused me, I'll have a huge smile on my face and give 'em all the big thumbs up Borat style __________________ My Best Converting VOD Sponsor \|

12-24-2005, 12:07 PM	#32
IceMaster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 8,920	I would tatoo Epassporte in my ass.

12-24-2005, 12:08 PM	#33
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	I would go to a Poker Texas hold em table. Put down the bliinds. Wait till i get Ace -King, or Ace-Queen, etc. Put the whole grand in, and then stand up and be like BLACK JACK BITCHES !!!!!!! __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

12-24-2005, 12:10 PM	#35
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	There is a guy in the town I live in that annoys everyone. He has his entire yard decorated with bible quotes and every Friday and Saturday night he takes a big cross down and stands in front of a bar or club and tells everyone that goes in or comes out that they are going to hell for drinking and "whoreing" Everyone I know is annoyed by him. Even the local paper did a story on him and ended up slamming him. So I would go down and buy about 25 blow up sex dolls and fill them with helium so they would float. Then I would dress them in various sexy outfits and on friday night, after he got home from harrasing the people at the bars I would sneak in and stake them down to his yard with some twine so that they will float about 10 feet of the ground. So in the morning, while he is sleeping in to rest up for a nother night of annoying the people of the town, the people driving by his house will see 25 sex dolls dressed like naughty maids, nurses, loves slaves and more. Some, of course would be posed is great sexual positions. I would then hide across the street in some bushes and videotape his response when he came out and saw them.

12-24-2005, 12:15 PM	#36
shaliza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 548	Sick and Twisted? Where is Allison from topbucks when you need her? __________________ Email: shaliza.somani at ePassporte dot com

12-24-2005, 12:17 PM	#38
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	Spend it on printing up fake internext passes, then sell the for $100 bucks apiece. Sell as many as I can till things start getting hot then take a big ass limo full of hookers to the airport, rent a private jet, and fly us all to a warm beach somewhere far far away that has no clothing restrictions or extradition treaties with the US

12-24-2005, 12:21 PM	#41
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	I changed my mind, I would use it to help me take my kids to Disney Land/World __________________

12-24-2005, 12:24 PM	#42
rml1608 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Central IL Posts: 985	Hire a hooker for $1,000.00 and find the gayest person in the Casino - Tell her she has to at least suck him off to get the Grand

12-24-2005, 12:29 PM	#45
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Change the $1000 into $1 bills, get hammered, then head out to one of the shady all-nude clubs in the middle of the day with a couple friends. Get the 45 year old skank stripper to do a spread eagle on stage, the start shooting folded $1 bills at her crack. It's alot of fun

12-24-2005, 12:35 PM	#47
Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kernow Posts: 2,977	Slip the money to one of the security guards on the set of CSI so I can get on set. Pretend to be an extra and pull funny faces and flash my cock in the background while Grissom is examining a dead body on The Strip. Fly home and wait for the new season to finally hit our screens in the UK, then have all my buddies round for beers and just hope I didnt get edited out. Last edited by Lee; 12-24-2005 at 12:37 PM..