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spazlabz · 02-01-2012, 09:10 AM

as long as it wasnt illegal or resulted in a long term hospital stay

good clean fun so to speak.

For me when I was a little kid my older brother perfected the sport of baby brother bashing and I had enough and thought I would play a prank on him. So one day after he had got up and made his bed I went into the kitchen and got a handful of corn flakes. I crushed them up into very small crumbs, pulled his blanket back and liberally spread them around his bed, then remade the bed.

I was a little feller, probably around 6 or 7 so my attention span was about a 1/2 second and I forgot all about it.... that is until he got into bed... screamed, completely freaked out because the bugs were attacking him (no there were no bugs just corn flake crumbs). My mom and my sister came running in because he was terrified and screaming...

My mom saved my life that night.....

rogueteens · 02-01-2012, 09:31 AM

A simple one i once did when i worked in a shop. I had an empty box, closed up and pretended it was really heavy. I shouted to this spaz to help me quickly. He ran over, took the box off me and because he was expecting it to be really heavy, took the strain ... and ended up bashing his face with it! :D

spazlabz · 02-01-2012, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

A simple one i once did when i worked in a shop. I had an empty box, closed up and pretended it was really heavy. I shouted to this spaz to help me quickly. He ran over, took the box off me and because he was expecting it to be really heavy, took the strain ... and ended up bashing his face with it! :D

f'ing spazzes huh?

newB · 02-01-2012, 09:45 AM

So many, but the above post reminded me of telling a meat-head I could best him in 'Polish Arm Wrestling'. He made a fist like you do when you're 'making a muscle' and his objective was to pull his fist toward his shoulder. I placed my hand over his fist, and my objective was to pull his fist back towards me. When he started to pour it on, I let go and he busted himself in the mouth - which skinned his knuckles on his braces!

spazlabz · 02-01-2012, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by newB

So many, but the above post reminded me of telling a meat-head I could best him in 'Polish Arm Wrestling'. He made a fist like you do when you're 'making a muscle' and his objective was to pull his fist toward his shoulder. I placed my hand over his fist, and my objective was to pull his fist back towards me. When he started to pour it on, I let go and he busted himself in the mouth - which skinned his knuckles on his braces!

LOL you DICK!!

newB · 02-01-2012, 09:55 AM

The funny part is, I convinced him that my hand slipped and we should try it again! Unfortunately, he was prepared for it the second time.

Far-L · 02-01-2012, 09:57 AM

This is one we did to Mark Kulkis, who used to be at AVN before he left for his own company Kickass.

My brother and I were pushing for a story on Homegrown Video hitting the 500 title milestone. Instead of a story we were given a paragraph buried in the mag with a small headline that read "Big fucking Deal" then went on to describe me and my bro having "Dr. Suess sounding names" and other affronts to our honor. So we knew we had some serious payback to deliver.

At the AVN show in Vegas, we went out early and got some breakfast and some green food coloring. We went up to Mark at the show and said "Let's let bygones by bygones, here is breakfast on us, no hard feelings". When Mark opened the lid, inside he had a big heaping helping of green eggs and ham. Inside the top of the box we wrote "I do not like them here or there I do not like them anywhere." He laughed about it. So then we said let's get a picture of us all shaking hands and get something in AVN about how we are all friends again.

My bro and I wore plain black shirts. We got the pic and sent it to our friends at Hustler, they doctored it up so our shirts read "I'm with stupid" and "He's a dick" and had arrows which of course pointed at Mark in between us. They ran a small bit in Hustler with that version of the picture and an article mocking Mark and AVN.

He was a great sport about it and of course once he left his editorial position there he stopped being so corrupted with his power and became a very decent chap.

But we weren't done with getting back at AVN... pulling a prank of monumental proportions that even involved the cooperation of Slash from G&R... but I can save that one for another time.

brassmonkey · 02-01-2012, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

as long as it wasnt illegal or resulted in a long term hospital stay

good clean fun so to speak.

For me when I was a little kid my older brother perfected the sport of baby brother bashing and I had enough and thought I would play a prank on him. So one day after he had got up and made his bed I went into the kitchen and got a handful of corn flakes. I crushed them up into very small crumbs, pulled his blanket back and liberally spread them around his bed, then remade the bed.

I was a little feller, probably around 6 or 7 so my attention span was about a 1/2 second and I forgot all about it.... that is until he got into bed... screamed, completely freaked out because the bugs were attacking him (no there were no bugs just corn flake crumbs). My mom and my sister came running in because he was terrified and screaming...

My mom saved my life that night.....

EddyTheDog · 02-01-2012, 10:17 AM

I suppose it fits in here.

I found out that my boy friend at the time was sleeping with a friend of mine - I was seriously pissed off, betrayed by both of them.

On the radio there was a some sort of fund raising going on for kids with cancer - So I got his credit card and donated a load of money to it in his name. Much better than slashing all of his clothes.

spazlabz · 02-01-2012, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

This is one we did to Mark Kulkis, who used to be at AVN before he left for his own company Kickass.

My brother and I were pushing for a story on Homegrown Video hitting the 500 title milestone. Instead of a story we were given a paragraph buried in the mag with a small headline that read "Big fucking Deal" then went on to describe me and my bro having "Dr. Suess sounding names" and other affronts to our honor. So we knew we had some serious payback to deliver.

At the AVN show in Vegas, we went out early and got some breakfast and some green food coloring. We went up to Mark at the show and said "Let's let bygones by bygones, here is breakfast on us, no hard feelings". When Mark opened the lid, inside he had a big heaping helping of green eggs and ham. Inside the top of the box we wrote "I do not like them here or there I do not like them anywhere." He laughed about it. So then we said let's get a picture of us all shaking hands and get something in AVN about how we are all friends again.

My bro and I wore plain black shirts. We got the pic and sent it to our friends at Hustler, they doctored it up so our shirts read "I'm with stupid" and "He's a dick" and had arrows which of course pointed at Mark in between us. They ran a small bit in Hustler with that version of the picture and an article mocking Mark and AVN.

He was a great sport about it and of course once he left his editorial position there he stopped being so corrupted with his power and became a very decent chap.

But we weren't done with getting back at AVN... pulling a prank of monumental proportions that even involved the cooperation of Slash from G&R... but I can save that one for another time.

AWE-FUCKING-SOME!

spazlabz · 02-01-2012, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I suppose it fits in here.

I found out that my boy friend at the time was sleeping with a friend of mine - I was seriously pissed off, betrayed by both of them.

On the radio there was a some sort of fund raising going on for kids with cancer - So I got his credit card and donated a load of money to it in his name. Much better than slashing all of his clothes.

did it for the kids.... good one, that would be a morally challenging chargeback to make

justinsain · 02-01-2012, 10:32 AM

Every xmas someone in our family puts lotto scratch off tickets in the tree for everyone and we've never had a big winner. One year I found those fake lotto tickets and put one in an envelope marked for my brother in-law. It was a fake winner for $10,000.

Of course I had the video camera going as everyone scratched their tickets and when he thought he had won ten grand the room erupted in joy as the year had been tough on us all financially. Everyone was super happy until he read the back of the ticket and figured out it was fake. The mood of the room sudden turned sour and my sister was reduced to tears.

I've got it all on video and the range of emotions from high to low displayed in that room would rival anything on America's Funniest Home Videos. I felt bad and they were mad until I gave my brother in-law a couple extra fake tickets and he played the same prank on his boss the next day. Then he thought it was pretty cool.

spazlabz · 02-01-2012, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by justinsain

Every xmas someone in our family puts lotto scratch off tickets in the tree for everyone and we've never had a big winner. One year I found those fake lotto tickets and put one in an envelope marked for my brother in-law. It was a fake winner for $10,000.

Of course I had the video camera going as everyone scratched their tickets and when he thought he had won ten grand the room erupted in joy as the year had been tough on us all financially. Everyone was super happy until he read the back of the ticket and figured out it was fake. The mood of the room sudden turned sour and my sister was reduced to tears.

I've got it all on video and the range of emotions from high to low displayed in that room would rival anything on America's Funniest Home Videos. I felt bad and they were mad until I gave my brother in-law a couple extra fake tickets and he played the same prank on his boss the next day. Then he thought it was pretty cool.

IMHO....justifiable homicide....nuff said

MediaGuy · 02-01-2012, 10:46 AM

One time I hid under my sister's bed with one of those old camera flash-cubes and a jeweller's screwdriver.

After she had settled and turned off the light, I quietly went to the foot of the bed, stood up, screamed like a lunatic and set off the flashcube.

That image is now imprinted in my mind and to this day, cruelly, still makes me laugh...

Sigh...

:D

Spunky · 02-01-2012, 10:52 AM

Some of those pranks are hilarious

DWB · 02-01-2012, 10:53 AM

We took a guy who passed out drunk and put him in the middle of a farm field about 20 minutes away wearing nothing but his underwear and socks, and we left him with a sledge hammer that was in the garage.

spazlabz · 02-01-2012, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by MediaGuy

One time I hid under my sister's bed with one of those old camera flash-cubes and a jeweller's screwdriver.

After she had settled and turned off the light, I quietly went to the foot of the bed, stood up, screamed like a lunatic and set off the flashcube.

That image is now imprinted in my mind and to this day, cruelly, still makes me laugh...

Sigh...

:D

freaking classic!

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Originally Posted by DWB

We took a guy who passed out drunk and put him in the middle of a farm field about 20 minutes away wearing nothing but his underwear and socks, and we left him with a sledge hammer that was in the garage.

pure evil!

Rochard · 02-01-2012, 10:58 AM

When I was in college a kid I went to school with worked at a furniture store and they had this long plastic wrap they used to wrap up huge couches for shipping, etc. One night he wrapped up my entire car with this huge plastic wrap making it impossible to get into the car without getting a knife and cutting through it.

To get back at him I lifted up his car on a jack. Enough so that he wouldn't notice as he got into the car, but enough so that the rear tires were just off the ground. He hit the gas and nothing happened.

spazlabz · 02-01-2012, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

When I was in college a kid I went to school with worked at a furniture store and they had this long plastic wrap they used to wrap up huge couches for shipping, etc. One night he wrapped up my entire car with this huge plastic wrap making it impossible to get into the car without getting a knife and cutting through it.

To get back at him I lifted up his car on a jack. Enough so that he wouldn't notice as he got into the car, but enough so that the rear tires were just off the ground. He hit the gas and nothing happened.

both deserve videos!

96ukssob · 02-01-2012, 11:33 AM

One of the better ones was one year on April 1st (April fools day) I created this fake eviction notice to leave under the door for my ex-gf to find. Said the reason she was being evicted was because she wouldn't take it in the ass or do ATM on command...

I thought it was hilarious and figured she would read it. I placed the note and thought before she got home from work I would run out to the store to get stuff for dinner. Ended up getting stuck at the store longer than I thought and come home to see she is home early. Shit, I wanted to see her reaction.

Instead, I come in to see her lying on the floor crying and on the phone with her mom. I walk in an she holds the note up to me saying "we've been evicted!!!" and starts whaling. I had to tell her to hang up with her mom and told her it was a joke.

Although my claim of it was her fault she was upset because she didn't read it didn't pan over because she faxed the letter to her dad at work

There was no anal for me for a while after that... not to mention a bit of awkwardness around her family

GregE · 02-01-2012, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

One of the better ones was one year on April 1st (April fools day) I created this fake eviction notice to leave under the door for my ex-gf to find. Said the reason she was being evicted was because she wouldn't take it in the ass or do ATM on command...

I thought it was hilarious and figured she would read it. I placed the note and thought before she got home from work I would run out to the store to get stuff for dinner. Ended up getting stuck at the store longer than I thought and come home to see she is home early. Shit, I wanted to see her reaction.

Instead, I come in to see her lying on the floor crying and on the phone with her mom. I walk in an she holds the note up to me saying "we've been evicted!!!" and starts whaling. I had to tell her to hang up with her mom and told her it was a joke.

Although my claim of it was her fault she was upset because she didn't read it didn't pan over because she faxed the letter to her dad at work

Ouch.

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Originally Posted by bossku69

There was no anal for me for a while after that... not to mention a bit of awkwardness around her family

A bit?

grumpy · 02-01-2012, 11:56 AM

My birth did the trick. Live has never been the same for them

Slappin Fish · 02-01-2012, 12:21 PM

Back when I still lived in the West over a summer...

First one morning I woke up to find a scooter on top of my car... I was fucked, couldn't get the scooter down or drive the car..

So after I found out who did it with a friend we bought several hundred pounds of dry dog food, while he was at work we got one of his colleagues to give us his keys, and filled his car to the brim with dry dog food... should have seen his face...took him forever to take that shit out weeks later you could still find some in his seats...there was a few other pranks in the middle ..just remember it ended with us emptying the whole content of his house and spray painting the outline of the objects we took on his front lawn.

spazlabz · 02-01-2012, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

One of the better ones was one year on April 1st (April fools day) I created this fake eviction notice to leave under the door for my ex-gf to find. Said the reason she was being evicted was because she wouldn't take it in the ass or do ATM on command...

I thought it was hilarious and figured she would read it. I placed the note and thought before she got home from work I would run out to the store to get stuff for dinner. Ended up getting stuck at the store longer than I thought and come home to see she is home early. Shit, I wanted to see her reaction.

Instead, I come in to see her lying on the floor crying and on the phone with her mom. I walk in an she holds the note up to me saying "we've been evicted!!!" and starts whaling. I had to tell her to hang up with her mom and told her it was a joke.

Although my claim of it was her fault she was upset because she didn't read it didn't pan over because she faxed the letter to her dad at work

There was no anal for me for a while after that... not to mention a bit of awkwardness around her family

OMFG!! Best one yet!!

:1org laugh

spazlabz · 02-01-2012, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

Back when I still lived in the West over a summer...

First one morning I woke up to find a scooter on top of my car... I was fucked, couldn't get the scooter down or drive the car..

So after I found out who did it with a friend we bought several hundred pounds of dry dog food, while he was at work we got one of his colleagues to give us his keys, and filled his car to the brim with dry dog food... should have seen his face...took him forever to take that shit out weeks later you could still find some in his seats...there was a few other pranks in the middle ..just remember it ended with us emptying the whole content of his house and spray painting the outline of the objects we took on his front lawn.

wow you put a lot of work into those!

Rebel D · 02-01-2012, 12:30 PM

Formed Wasabi into bubble gum shape, wrapped it in a wrapper and gave it to a guy.

brassmonkey · 02-01-2012, 12:31 PM

oh man i did some bad pranks.

Slappin Fish · 02-01-2012, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

wow you put a lot of work into those!

You have no idea how paranoid I was waking up in the morning.. it was two competing groups trying to outdo each other.

Shotsie · 02-01-2012, 01:20 PM

Me and my buddies had a pretty sick prank we used to play on people when we were younger. When someone new came to hang out with us we would take them down under the Schuylkill expressway under the guise of smoking a blunt. You know, we would just say we wanted to find a remote place. Well, it was pretty creepy down there as is - bums, crackheads, etc. - and we would lead them way down near the amtrak tracks. Then once we started smoking we would start acting like we were gonna murder them. Someone would pull out a knife, and then we would start arguing about who was gonna do what. We did a pretty good job at acting because we had a couple kids who fucking took off running, just terrified. We used to call it "the trap"

Far-L · 02-01-2012, 01:34 PM

AVN was throwing its annual "Halloween Bash" which is a big party with industry and fans in a club in LA where Slash's first post-G&R band was set to play. We still had to get them back for all the times we felt the magazine mocked us - back then it was all about the big pro-studios and amateur pretty much was still regarded as the retarded redhead bastard step-child of the industry. We never got much love in those days and we might just as well have been trannies since they were so condescending and rude to us...

We made arrangements with the club and with Slash and his band so they would know what was up. AVN and its staff however had no idea.

At the appointed hour we came crashing through the side doors. Our military surplus fog machine blasted and turned the place into a dense cloud of mass hysteria and confusion within seconds...

That is when we started the procession inside while Slash and company came on stage riffed hard and made a serious wave of jungle rhythms, screeching wailing guitar, booming bass, and kept up a generally loud ass cacaphony.

The procession consisted of "Floats" we built that needed to be carried in all by about 30 people, a dragon that consisted of three huge sections, a head that spurted smoke with laser eyes and sparklers flaring in the nostrils, a midsection, then a tail. Behind that was a giant oyster and inside that was a girl and a bunch of pearlescent balloons which we parked on the stage - the girl popped out with the balloons and did a burlesque number while we marched the entire dragon through the crowd surrounded by drummers and brass players from a band called "Crash Worship" - known for their oftentimes terrifying lack of concern for fire and their sort of satanic embrace of mayhem.

We freaked the crowd out for a few minutes proper then marched out to leave everyone wondering what the fuck just happened.

As Ken Kesey once said... "Never trust a prankster"...

spazlabz · 02-01-2012, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

AVN was throwing its annual "Halloween Bash" which is a big party with industry and fans in a club in LA where Slash's first post-G&R band was set to play. We still had to get them back for all the times we felt the magazine mocked us - back then it was all about the big pro-studios and amateur pretty much was still regarded as the retarded redhead bastard step-child of the industry. We never got much love in those days and we might just as well have been trannies since they were so condescending and rude to us...

We made arrangements with the club and with Slash and his band so they would know what was up. AVN and its staff however had no idea.

At the appointed hour we came crashing through the side doors. Our military surplus fog machine blasted and turned the place into a dense cloud of mass hysteria and confusion within seconds...

That is when we started the procession inside while Slash and company came on stage riffed hard and made a serious wave of jungle rhythms, screeching wailing guitar, booming bass, and kept up a generally loud ass cacaphony.

The procession consisted of "Floats" we built that needed to be carried in all by about 30 people, a dragon that consisted of three huge sections, a head that spurted smoke with laser eyes and sparklers flaring in the nostrils, a midsection, then a tail. Behind that was a giant oyster and inside that was a girl and a bunch of pearlescent balloons which we parked on the stage - the girl popped out with the balloons and did a burlesque number while we marched the entire dragon through the crowd surrounded by drummers and brass players from a band called "Crash Worship" - known for their oftentimes terrifying lack of concern for fire and their sort of satanic embrace of mayhem.

We freaked the crowd out for a few minutes proper then marched out to leave everyone wondering what the fuck just happened.

As Ken Kesey once said... "Never trust a prankster"...

DAMN! really incapable of of saying much more than that.. much respect... somehow corn flakes doesnt seem so impressive any more hahaha

Far-L · 02-01-2012, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

DAMN! really incapable of of saying much more than that.. much respect... somehow corn flakes doesnt seem so impressive any more hahaha

Thanks - but sames to you - corn flakes at that age showed great promise for dasturdly mischievious genius...

spazlabz · 02-01-2012, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

Thanks - but sames to you - corn flakes at that age showed great promise for dasturdly mischievious genius...

I peaked early

tabasco · 02-01-2012, 04:08 PM

i stole some guys wallet at a show one day and blamed it on talent

fris · 02-01-2012, 06:14 PM

friend had a jailbroken iphone, but didnt change the default root password of alpine, so i deleted all the files on his phone

Overload · 02-01-2012, 06:41 PM

back when win98 was up to date (lol) there was a smartass guy who bragged about his PC knowledge ... one day we (a couple of buddies and that guy) were playing on his PC and when he said he needed to take a shit i thought why not take a dump on his "PC knowledge"? i took a screenshot as .JPG and selected it as desktop wallpaper, then changed the display to "hide icons" ... as soon as he came back we pretended to be bored about that game and suggested another one ... geez, i still laff my ass off when i think back - that guy was a lil baffled first and then he was close to freaking out coz he cudnt suss out why all his shortcuts stopped working

i bet some still dont know about this option

L-Pink · 02-01-2012, 06:55 PM

A few years ago I was staying at the downtown Marriott in Atlanta and ordered room service breakfast. A friend was in a room down the hall. After I took a huge dump I got the plastic liner from the ice bucket, picked a good sized turd out of the bowl and put it on my dirty plate. Nicely rearranged the fruit garnishes around the turd, put the silver plate cover back over the plate and carried the tray to my friends room, put it down in front of his door, knocked and hauled ass.

According to him he vomited

.

Loki · 02-01-2012, 07:06 PM

I've got MILLIONS, some good, bad, and down right ugly lol, I didn't get my nickname for nothing ya know, I'll post some I can remember.......

-Loki-

Loki · 02-01-2012, 07:17 PM

I'll start off with a very early one not a prank really but more of "payback"

was an early teen and did LOTS of 'bad' things, such as selling certain plants lol
there was this kid who stiffed me on a 'front' and he refused to pay up, his exact words were "What? you gonna call the cops on me? "

So.... I rounded up about 10 of my little goon friends and setup my old phone phreaking rig to my stereo (you could hear the phone via the stereo AND record it)

8 of the goons were scattered around town following this kid, they'd report back and tell me (and the other 2 at my house) where the kid was, what he was doing, etc etc etc.

I jumped on the phone and called the kids house and when his mother answered I explained to her the following (Paraphrased)

"This is Officer Cullen of the ____________________ Police Dept, is this Mrs._________? and you have a son named _________________, can you recall if he left the house wearing _____________________ and ___________________? Ok, well the reason for the call mam, there was a robbery/shooting this afternoon at the ___________________ store. and your son matches the description of the robber........."

At this time I get word that the kid is less then 6 houses away from his house

"Mam, We're having an officer bring him home and we need to make sure he doesn't leave, we have reason to believe he MAY be the robber/shooter but right now all we have to go on is the store video that only shows the back of the suspect, IF Mr._____________ recovers enough to give a statement OR we turn up ___________'s prints we will need you to bring him back so we may proceed"

At this time we hear over the phone a few things

1) mom is FREAKING OUT "I'll fucking kill him"
2) door slams and "MOM.... I'M HOME"
3 (my fav) the sound of PURE CARNAGE as his mom is screaming and beating the living shit out of him

Next day at school he showed up looking like he went a few rounds with Tyson, I walked up to him and whispered....

"Why should I call the cops? I AM the cops, and if you ever fuck with me again, I'll get your dad to kick your ass next time"

-Loki-

Loki · 02-01-2012, 07:23 PM

a few years back a "small / semi tradition" started between myself and one of my "brothers" / programmers (you may know him as Flyingwulf or just Wulf)

He had taken an offline job and hated it, so once a week myself, Mrs. Loki and Wulf's family would gather at their house and come up with something to do to Wulf when he got home, just to mess with him, make him smile, and put him in a much better mood....

These are in no particular order...

We bought nerf dart guns for everyone in the house (about 7 in total I think) most were automatics, the rest were semi's mine rapid fired with a 50 dart clip

After all the kids had their fun warring in the back yard we came back into the house and took our positions hiding with our guns all aimed at the door

When Wulf opened the door EVERYONE opened fire

couple hundred nerf foam darts, sticky darts and suction cup darts pelted him as he opened the door.

-Loki-

Loki · 02-01-2012, 07:30 PM

Another "Wulf" night:

We filled his car with hundreds of balloons, and put streamers all over the outside of the car, (and other nice party decor) on the windshield we made a HUGE SIGN that said....

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN" (Mind you Brian is NO WHERE CLOSE to Wulf's actual name, NOR was it anywhere close to Wulf's birthday)

Once the deed was done we camped in the next parking lot with video cameras trained on Wulf's car, he came out (with a few other people) he started to his car, caught a glimpse and then STOPPED DEAD, looked all around the lot, then started walking back to his car...

A few co-workers now started walking toward his car now, and everyone started laughing, Wulf saw the sign, grabbed it and showed it to the co-workers, they all laughed harder, Wulf opened the door and was attacked by the Helium balloons that were rigged in the drivers seat, he pulled out a knife and started hacking at the balloons.

He ended up driving home with MOST of the balloons still in the car, but ALLLLLL of the streamers were flapping in the breeze (along with nice glowing / blinking tires)

(What we later learned, there WAS a Brian that worked with him, and that night WAS his birthday, he thought someone figured Wulf's car was Brian's car lol)

-Loki-

Loki · 02-01-2012, 07:32 PM

Another Wulf Night....

Cordless phone on speaker placed inside a fish tank (no fish, but a big frog)

Me outside the house watching through the back window on my cell phone dialed to the cordless phone.

Wulf comes home, hears voices, looks around, Frog is talking to him

Wulf leaves the room

Comes back with a gun

EVERYONE LAUGHS

-Loki-

Loki · 02-01-2012, 07:37 PM

My mothers side of the family had their own 'twisted family tradition' anytime one of the sisters got married (there were 12 sisters & 1 brother total) they would sneak into their house after the wedding before the reception (sometimes DURING the wedding lol)

Once inside the house, they would take ALLLLLL the pots and pans and put them inside the beds under the covers, tip all the furniture over, hide things in various places etc etc

I had NO fucking idea as a young child WHY this would happen, but as I got older I was let in on the "joke"

"Once they get home to 'Cristen' the marriage they will be in for some work before the fun can begin" ~ Irish Catholic Grandma

Cock-Blocking at it's finest ~ Loki

2MuchMark · 02-01-2012, 11:02 PM

When I was young my friend and I talked this "slow" kid we knew into selling toilet paper door to door. We gave him a single roll of toilet paper and sent him on his way, and watched him from behind the bushes as he knocked on each door, offering toilet paper to the confused and bewildered home owner.

Heh.

brassmonkey · 02-01-2012, 11:09 PM

i can't say too much but there were some workers that kicked in a door and fake flash bombs

epitome · 02-01-2012, 11:36 PM

Letting people believe I was straight for 20 years. I win the longevity award.

Shotsie · 02-01-2012, 11:42 PM

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When I was young my friend and I talked this "slow" kid we knew into selling toilet paper door to door. We gave him a single roll of toilet paper and sent him on his way, and watched him from behind the bushes as he knocked on each door, offering toilet paper to the confused and bewildered home owner.

Heh.

A kid in my neighborhood found a roll of blank raffle tickets in his house when we were real young, like the kind they give out at carnivals. So we went around door to door saying we were selling raffle tickets for our little league team, and we made up a bullshit list of possible prizes they could win. We had them write their name and phone number on two tickets, we gave them one and we had a little bucket to throw the other one to try to make it look semi-legit. We did it for about a week and made like 200 bucks, which was awesome for a couple of ten year olds. God, I was such a little bastard when I was a kid.

raymor · 02-01-2012, 11:50 PM

This very first practical joke I remember doing. My friend and I were about ten years old, so putting a firecracker in dog poo was fun. His little brother came outside and wanted to join the fun, so we handed him a lighter, put the firecracker in, and told him to go light it. As he knelt down by the poo, BOOM! I had already lit it.

Far-L · 02-02-2012, 12:50 AM

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I'll start off with a very early one not a prank really but more of "payback"

was an early teen and did LOTS of 'bad' things, such as selling certain plants lol
there was this kid who stiffed me on a 'front' and he refused to pay up, his exact words were "What? you gonna call the cops on me? "

So.... I rounded up about 10 of my little goon friends and setup my old phone phreaking rig to my stereo (you could hear the phone via the stereo AND record it)

8 of the goons were scattered around town following this kid, they'd report back and tell me (and the other 2 at my house) where the kid was, what he was doing, etc etc etc.

I jumped on the phone and called the kids house and when his mother answered I explained to her the following (Paraphrased)

"This is Officer Cullen of the ____________________ Police Dept, is this Mrs._________? and you have a son named _________________, can you recall if he left the house wearing _____________________ and ___________________? Ok, well the reason for the call mam, there was a robbery/shooting this afternoon at the ___________________ store. and your son matches the description of the robber........."

At this time I get word that the kid is less then 6 houses away from his house

"Mam, We're having an officer bring him home and we need to make sure he doesn't leave, we have reason to believe he MAY be the robber/shooter but right now all we have to go on is the store video that only shows the back of the suspect, IF Mr._____________ recovers enough to give a statement OR we turn up ___________'s prints we will need you to bring him back so we may proceed"

At this time we hear over the phone a few things

1) mom is FREAKING OUT "I'll fucking kill him"
2) door slams and "MOM.... I'M HOME"
3 (my fav) the sound of PURE CARNAGE as his mom is screaming and beating the living shit out of him

Next day at school he showed up looking like he went a few rounds with Tyson, I walked up to him and whispered....

"Why should I call the cops? I AM the cops, and if you ever fuck with me again, I'll get your dad to kick your ass next time"

-Loki-

I bow to the majesty. Your stuff made me literally laugh out loud. (Llol)

adendreams · 02-02-2012, 01:03 AM

I used a fake lottery ticket on my buddy - he thought we won 25k

hook line and sinker

02-01-2012, 09:10 AM	#1
spazlabz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,548	whats the best prank you ever pulled on someone? as long as it wasnt illegal or resulted in a long term hospital stay good clean fun so to speak. For me when I was a little kid my older brother perfected the sport of baby brother bashing and I had enough and thought I would play a prank on him. So one day after he had got up and made his bed I went into the kitchen and got a handful of corn flakes. I crushed them up into very small crumbs, pulled his blanket back and liberally spread them around his bed, then remade the bed. I was a little feller, probably around 6 or 7 so my attention span was about a 1/2 second and I forgot all about it.... that is until he got into bed... screamed, completely freaked out because the bugs were attacking him (no there were no bugs just corn flake crumbs). My mom and my sister came running in because he was terrified and screaming... My mom saved my life that night.....

02-01-2012, 09:31 AM	#2
rogueteens So fucking bland Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: England Posts: 8,005	A simple one i once did when i worked in a shop. I had an empty box, closed up and pretended it was really heavy. I shouted to this spaz to help me quickly. He ran over, took the box off me and because he was expecting it to be really heavy, took the strain ... and ended up bashing his face with it! :D __________________ Free traffic and backlinks from one of the fastest growing adult pinsites on the net - SAUCY PICTURES! Easily my best performing webcam sponsor - CLICK HERE!!

02-01-2012, 09:45 AM	#4
newB Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somewhere between reality and total ape-shit bonkers. Posts: 2,870	So many, but the above post reminded me of telling a meat-head I could best him in 'Polish Arm Wrestling'. He made a fist like you do when you're 'making a muscle' and his objective was to pull his fist toward his shoulder. I placed my hand over his fist, and my objective was to pull his fist back towards me. When he started to pour it on, I let go and he busted himself in the mouth - which skinned his knuckles on his braces! __________________ The best Adult Affiliate Programs reviewed and indexed by niche and feature. Easily find the sponsors that suit your needs.

02-01-2012, 09:55 AM	#6
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02-01-2012, 09:57 AM	#7
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,075	This is one we did to Mark Kulkis, who used to be at AVN before he left for his own company Kickass. My brother and I were pushing for a story on Homegrown Video hitting the 500 title milestone. Instead of a story we were given a paragraph buried in the mag with a small headline that read "Big fucking Deal" then went on to describe me and my bro having "Dr. Suess sounding names" and other affronts to our honor. So we knew we had some serious payback to deliver. At the AVN show in Vegas, we went out early and got some breakfast and some green food coloring. We went up to Mark at the show and said "Let's let bygones by bygones, here is breakfast on us, no hard feelings". When Mark opened the lid, inside he had a big heaping helping of green eggs and ham. Inside the top of the box we wrote "I do not like them here or there I do not like them anywhere." He laughed about it. So then we said let's get a picture of us all shaking hands and get something in AVN about how we are all friends again. My bro and I wore plain black shirts. We got the pic and sent it to our friends at Hustler, they doctored it up so our shirts read "I'm with stupid" and "He's a dick" and had arrows which of course pointed at Mark in between us. They ran a small bit in Hustler with that version of the picture and an article mocking Mark and AVN. He was a great sport about it and of course once he left his editorial position there he stopped being so corrupted with his power and became a very decent chap. But we weren't done with getting back at AVN... pulling a prank of monumental proportions that even involved the cooperation of Slash from G&R... but I can save that one for another time. __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn." Last edited by Far-L; 02-01-2012 at 09:59 AM..

02-01-2012, 10:17 AM	#9
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,038	I suppose it fits in here. I found out that my boy friend at the time was sleeping with a friend of mine - I was seriously pissed off, betrayed by both of them. On the radio there was a some sort of fund raising going on for kids with cancer - So I got his credit card and donated a load of money to it in his name. Much better than slashing all of his clothes. __________________ - Chaturbate Script - https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-b...er-issues.html - Now supports White Labels

02-01-2012, 10:32 AM	#12
justinsain Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,374	Every xmas someone in our family puts lotto scratch off tickets in the tree for everyone and we've never had a big winner. One year I found those fake lotto tickets and put one in an envelope marked for my brother in-law. It was a fake winner for $10,000. Of course I had the video camera going as everyone scratched their tickets and when he thought he had won ten grand the room erupted in joy as the year had been tough on us all financially. Everyone was super happy until he read the back of the ticket and figured out it was fake. The mood of the room sudden turned sour and my sister was reduced to tears. I've got it all on video and the range of emotions from high to low displayed in that room would rival anything on America's Funniest Home Videos. I felt bad and they were mad until I gave my brother in-law a couple extra fake tickets and he played the same prank on his boss the next day. Then he thought it was pretty cool. Last edited by justinsain; 02-01-2012 at 10:35 AM..

02-01-2012, 10:46 AM	#14
MediaGuy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Montrealquebecanada Posts: 5,500	One time I hid under my sister's bed with one of those old camera flash-cubes and a jeweller's screwdriver. After she had settled and turned off the light, I quietly went to the foot of the bed, stood up, screamed like a lunatic and set off the flashcube. That image is now imprinted in my mind and to this day, cruelly, still makes me laugh... Sigh... :D __________________ YOU Are Industry News! Press Releases: pr[at]payoutmag.com Facebook: Payout Magazine! Facebook: MIKEB! ICQ: 248843947 Skype: Mediaguy1

02-01-2012, 10:52 AM	#15
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02-01-2012, 10:53 AM	#16
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02-01-2012, 10:58 AM	#18
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02-01-2012, 11:33 AM	#20
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	One of the better ones was one year on April 1st (April fools day) I created this fake eviction notice to leave under the door for my ex-gf to find. Said the reason she was being evicted was because she wouldn't take it in the ass or do ATM on command... I thought it was hilarious and figured she would read it. I placed the note and thought before she got home from work I would run out to the store to get stuff for dinner. Ended up getting stuck at the store longer than I thought and come home to see she is home early. Shit, I wanted to see her reaction. Instead, I come in to see her lying on the floor crying and on the phone with her mom. I walk in an she holds the note up to me saying "we've been evicted!!!" and starts whaling. I had to tell her to hang up with her mom and told her it was a joke. Although my claim of it was her fault she was upset because she didn't read it didn't pan over because she faxed the letter to her dad at work There was no anal for me for a while after that... not to mention a bit of awkwardness around her family __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

02-01-2012, 11:56 AM	#22
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02-01-2012, 12:21 PM	#23
Slappin Fish Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Thailand Posts: 2,512	Back when I still lived in the West over a summer... First one morning I woke up to find a scooter on top of my car... I was fucked, couldn't get the scooter down or drive the car.. So after I found out who did it with a friend we bought several hundred pounds of dry dog food, while he was at work we got one of his colleagues to give us his keys, and filled his car to the brim with dry dog food... should have seen his face...took him forever to take that shit out weeks later you could still find some in his seats...there was a few other pranks in the middle ..just remember it ended with us emptying the whole content of his house and spray painting the outline of the objects we took on his front lawn.

02-01-2012, 12:30 PM	#26
Rebel D Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,916	Formed Wasabi into bubble gum shape, wrapped it in a wrapper and gave it to a guy.

02-01-2012, 12:31 PM	#27
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 76,948	oh man i did some bad pranks. __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - Support The Laken Riley Act!!! END DACA - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

02-01-2012, 01:20 PM	#29
Shotsie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: 12th & Tree Posts: 1,208	Me and my buddies had a pretty sick prank we used to play on people when we were younger. When someone new came to hang out with us we would take them down under the Schuylkill expressway under the guise of smoking a blunt. You know, we would just say we wanted to find a remote place. Well, it was pretty creepy down there as is - bums, crackheads, etc. - and we would lead them way down near the amtrak tracks. Then once we started smoking we would start acting like we were gonna murder them. Someone would pull out a knife, and then we would start arguing about who was gonna do what. We did a pretty good job at acting because we had a couple kids who fucking took off running, just terrified. We used to call it "the trap" Last edited by Shotsie; 02-01-2012 at 01:29 PM..

02-01-2012, 01:34 PM	#30
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,075	AVN was throwing its annual "Halloween Bash" which is a big party with industry and fans in a club in LA where Slash's first post-G&R band was set to play. We still had to get them back for all the times we felt the magazine mocked us - back then it was all about the big pro-studios and amateur pretty much was still regarded as the retarded redhead bastard step-child of the industry. We never got much love in those days and we might just as well have been trannies since they were so condescending and rude to us... We made arrangements with the club and with Slash and his band so they would know what was up. AVN and its staff however had no idea. At the appointed hour we came crashing through the side doors. Our military surplus fog machine blasted and turned the place into a dense cloud of mass hysteria and confusion within seconds... That is when we started the procession inside while Slash and company came on stage riffed hard and made a serious wave of jungle rhythms, screeching wailing guitar, booming bass, and kept up a generally loud ass cacaphony. The procession consisted of "Floats" we built that needed to be carried in all by about 30 people, a dragon that consisted of three huge sections, a head that spurted smoke with laser eyes and sparklers flaring in the nostrils, a midsection, then a tail. Behind that was a giant oyster and inside that was a girl and a bunch of pearlescent balloons which we parked on the stage - the girl popped out with the balloons and did a burlesque number while we marched the entire dragon through the crowd surrounded by drummers and brass players from a band called "Crash Worship" - known for their oftentimes terrifying lack of concern for fire and their sort of satanic embrace of mayhem. We freaked the crowd out for a few minutes proper then marched out to leave everyone wondering what the fuck just happened. As Ken Kesey once said... "Never trust a prankster"... __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn." Last edited by Far-L; 02-01-2012 at 01:35 PM..

02-01-2012, 04:08 PM	#34
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02-01-2012, 06:14 PM	#35
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02-01-2012, 06:41 PM	#36
Overload Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Beck's City, North Teutonia Posts: 3,185	back when win98 was up to date (lol) there was a smartass guy who bragged about his PC knowledge ... one day we (a couple of buddies and that guy) were playing on his PC and when he said he needed to take a shit i thought why not take a dump on his "PC knowledge"? i took a screenshot as .JPG and selected it as desktop wallpaper, then changed the display to "hide icons" ... as soon as he came back we pretended to be bored about that game and suggested another one ... geez, i still laff my ass off when i think back - that guy was a lil baffled first and then he was close to freaking out coz he cudnt suss out why all his shortcuts stopped working i bet some still dont know about this option __________________ There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion.

02-01-2012, 06:55 PM	#37
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	A few years ago I was staying at the downtown Marriott in Atlanta and ordered room service breakfast. A friend was in a room down the hall. After I took a huge dump I got the plastic liner from the ice bucket, picked a good sized turd out of the bowl and put it on my dirty plate. Nicely rearranged the fruit garnishes around the turd, put the silver plate cover back over the plate and carried the tray to my friends room, put it down in front of his door, knocked and hauled ass. According to him he vomited .

02-01-2012, 07:06 PM	#38
Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	I've got MILLIONS, some good, bad, and down right ugly lol, I didn't get my nickname for nothing ya know, I'll post some I can remember....... -Loki- __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

02-01-2012, 07:17 PM	#39
Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	I'll start off with a very early one not a prank really but more of "payback" was an early teen and did LOTS of 'bad' things, such as selling certain plants lol there was this kid who stiffed me on a 'front' and he refused to pay up, his exact words were "What? you gonna call the cops on me? " So.... I rounded up about 10 of my little goon friends and setup my old phone phreaking rig to my stereo (you could hear the phone via the stereo AND record it) 8 of the goons were scattered around town following this kid, they'd report back and tell me (and the other 2 at my house) where the kid was, what he was doing, etc etc etc. I jumped on the phone and called the kids house and when his mother answered I explained to her the following (Paraphrased) "This is Officer Cullen of the ____________________ Police Dept, is this Mrs._________? and you have a son named _________________, can you recall if he left the house wearing _____________________ and ___________________? Ok, well the reason for the call mam, there was a robbery/shooting this afternoon at the ___________________ store. and your son matches the description of the robber........." At this time I get word that the kid is less then 6 houses away from his house "Mam, We're having an officer bring him home and we need to make sure he doesn't leave, we have reason to believe he MAY be the robber/shooter but right now all we have to go on is the store video that only shows the back of the suspect, IF Mr._____________ recovers enough to give a statement OR we turn up ___________'s prints we will need you to bring him back so we may proceed" At this time we hear over the phone a few things 1) mom is FREAKING OUT "I'll fucking kill him" 2) door slams and "MOM.... I'M HOME" 3 (my fav) the sound of PURE CARNAGE as his mom is screaming and beating the living shit out of him Next day at school he showed up looking like he went a few rounds with Tyson, I walked up to him and whispered.... "Why should I call the cops? I AM the cops, and if you ever fuck with me again, I'll get your dad to kick your ass next time" -Loki- __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

02-01-2012, 07:23 PM	#40
Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	a few years back a "small / semi tradition" started between myself and one of my "brothers" / programmers (you may know him as Flyingwulf or just Wulf) He had taken an offline job and hated it, so once a week myself, Mrs. Loki and Wulf's family would gather at their house and come up with something to do to Wulf when he got home, just to mess with him, make him smile, and put him in a much better mood.... These are in no particular order... We bought nerf dart guns for everyone in the house (about 7 in total I think) most were automatics, the rest were semi's mine rapid fired with a 50 dart clip After all the kids had their fun warring in the back yard we came back into the house and took our positions hiding with our guns all aimed at the door When Wulf opened the door EVERYONE opened fire couple hundred nerf foam darts, sticky darts and suction cup darts pelted him as he opened the door. -Loki- __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

02-01-2012, 07:30 PM	#41
Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	Another "Wulf" night: We filled his car with hundreds of balloons, and put streamers all over the outside of the car, (and other nice party decor) on the windshield we made a HUGE SIGN that said.... "HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN" (Mind you Brian is NO WHERE CLOSE to Wulf's actual name, NOR was it anywhere close to Wulf's birthday) Once the deed was done we camped in the next parking lot with video cameras trained on Wulf's car, he came out (with a few other people) he started to his car, caught a glimpse and then STOPPED DEAD, looked all around the lot, then started walking back to his car... A few co-workers now started walking toward his car now, and everyone started laughing, Wulf saw the sign, grabbed it and showed it to the co-workers, they all laughed harder, Wulf opened the door and was attacked by the Helium balloons that were rigged in the drivers seat, he pulled out a knife and started hacking at the balloons. He ended up driving home with MOST of the balloons still in the car, but ALLLLLL of the streamers were flapping in the breeze (along with nice glowing / blinking tires) (What we later learned, there WAS a Brian that worked with him, and that night WAS his birthday, he thought someone figured Wulf's car was Brian's car lol) -Loki- __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

02-01-2012, 07:32 PM	#42
Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	Another Wulf Night.... Cordless phone on speaker placed inside a fish tank (no fish, but a big frog) Me outside the house watching through the back window on my cell phone dialed to the cordless phone. Wulf comes home, hears voices, looks around, Frog is talking to him Wulf leaves the room Comes back with a gun EVERYONE LAUGHS -Loki- __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

02-01-2012, 07:37 PM	#43
Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	My mothers side of the family had their own 'twisted family tradition' anytime one of the sisters got married (there were 12 sisters & 1 brother total) they would sneak into their house after the wedding before the reception (sometimes DURING the wedding lol) Once inside the house, they would take ALLLLLL the pots and pans and put them inside the beds under the covers, tip all the furniture over, hide things in various places etc etc I had NO fucking idea as a young child WHY this would happen, but as I got older I was let in on the "joke" "Once they get home to 'Cristen' the marriage they will be in for some work before the fun can begin" ~ Irish Catholic Grandma Cock-Blocking at it's finest ~ Loki __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

02-01-2012, 11:02 PM	#44
2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 48,554	When I was young my friend and I talked this "slow" kid we knew into selling toilet paper door to door. We gave him a single roll of toilet paper and sent him on his way, and watched him from behind the bushes as he knocked on each door, offering toilet paper to the confused and bewildered home owner. Heh. __________________ VideoChat Solutions \| Custom Software \| IT Support https://www.2much.net \| https://www.lcntech.com

02-01-2012, 11:09 PM	#45
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 76,948	i can't say too much but there were some workers that kicked in a door and fake flash bombs __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - Support The Laken Riley Act!!! END DACA - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

02-01-2012, 11:36 PM	#46
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,158	Letting people believe I was straight for 20 years. I win the longevity award.

02-01-2012, 11:50 PM	#48
raymor Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,745	This very first practical joke I remember doing. My friend and I were about ten years old, so putting a firecracker in dog poo was fun. His little brother came outside and wanted to join the fun, so we handed him a lighter, put the firecracker in, and told him to go light it. As he knelt down by the poo, BOOM! I had already lit it. __________________ For historical display only. This information is not current: support@bettercgi.com ICQ 7208627 Strongbox - The next generation in site security Throttlebox - The next generation in bandwidth control Clonebox - Backup and disaster recovery on steroids

02-02-2012, 01:03 AM	#50
adendreams Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: LA and Florida Posts: 1,887	I used a fake lottery ticket on my buddy - he thought we won 25k hook line and sinker __________________ Aden - Your Content Shooter Superfreak ADEN CONTENT · HD Video · Ex-GF · Am Content · Pro Content · PHP Programming · Package Deals • Skype or ICQ available on request •