Hair follicle drug test

[GrantMercury]

Hey, I'm kinda a noob about drug tests. If I smoked grass in moderation a couple months ago, will it show up in my hair?

Any good ways to beat a hair follicle drug test for pot?

Thx.

[sperbonzo]

shave your head..... then grow your hair back before the test....


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[DamianJ]

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

shave your head..... then grow your hair back before the test....
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It lasts 6 months in hair, be that head hair, chest hair or pubic hair.

You'd have to shave the lot off, 6 months after you'd last smoked, and even then cross your fingers.

[sperbonzo]

Originally Posted by DamianJ

It lasts 6 months in hair, be that head hair, chest hair or pubic hair.

You'd have to shave the lot off, 6 months after you'd last smoked, and even then cross your fingers.

In order to eliminate all possibility of positive results in a follicular drug test you must eliminate all follicles.

First: Douse your entire body with Ronson lighter fluid.

Second: Ignite yourself.

Third: Allow plenty of time for full thickness burns to occur over the entirety of the coverage area.

Fourth: Submit test samples.


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[BlackCrayon]

don't take one.

[Penny24Seven]

easy, just wear a wig

[alias]

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

In order to eliminate all possibility of positive results in a follicular drug test you must eliminate all follicles.

First: Douse your entire body with Ronson lighter fluid.

Second: Ignite yourself.

Third: Allow plenty of time for full thickness burns to occur over the entirety of the coverage area.

Fourth: Submit test samples.


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Originally Posted by Brian837

easy, just wear a wig

Pro-Tips.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by GrantMercury

Hey, I'm kinda a noob about drug tests. If I smoked grass in moderation a couple months ago, will it show up in my hair?

Any good ways to beat a hair follicle drug test for pot?

Thx.

I don't think you even have to smoke it to fail a hair follicle test; second hand smoke would be enough.

[candyflip]

You're fucked. I lost a $100k contract last year because I failed a hair test.

[L-Pink]

I think you're fucked.

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[Bryan G]

Smoked "grass" what are you 70 years old? You sound like my old man. Lol j/k haha

[anexsia]

I've taken a couple of them before, the normal time they test for is 90 days (although technically the drugs would show up even longer)...they didn't take any hair from my head so they took it from my chest.

If you don't have ANY hair, they'll automatically fail you (or at least some places do) kinda like how some places will fail you for a diluted urine test or if you can't pee.

Basically...it's a druggies worst nightmare to be told they have to pass a hair test.

-edit- saw that you said it's been a couple months, then you should be good to go! If it really hasn't been a few months, there's a couple of techniques you can find around the internet if you have a few weeks to prepare for it...but the pass rate can still be pretty low.

[Colmike9]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

don't take one.

[Colmike9]

Originally Posted by anexsia

-edit- saw that you said it's been a couple months, then you should be good to go! If it really hasn't been a few months, there's a couple of techniques you can find around the internet if you have a few weeks to prepare for it...but the pass rate can still be pretty low.

It can show up in hair longer than just a couple of months and shaving will still
grow hair with THC in it from the stored THC in fat cells and other places in the body.
Hair is a bitch to pass..
If you're fat, forget about trying to pass in a short time or 'tricks'...

[anexsia]

Originally Posted by Colmike7

It can show up in hair longer than just a couple of months and shaving will still
grow hair with THC in it from the stored THC in fat cells and other places in the body.
Hair is a bitch to pass..
If you're fat, forget about trying to pass in a short time or 'tricks'...

It really is a bitch to pass

[Ron Bennett]

Drug testing is among the many ways for an employer to own you. Easiest way to pass is stop being a slave.

[garce]

You people allow yourself to be subjected to hair tests? Why don't you just let someone follow you around 24 hours a day?

Oh, wait... Nevermind.

[papill0n]

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

In order to eliminate all possibility of positive results in a follicular drug test you must eliminate all follicles.

First: Douse your entire body with Ronson lighter fluid.

Second: Ignite yourself.

Third: Allow plenty of time for full thickness burns to occur over the entirety of the coverage area.

Fourth: Submit test samples.


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[BIGTYMER]

You're fucked.

[Spunky]

Shave all the hair off your body

[GrantMercury]

Originally Posted by Bryan G

Smoked "grass" what are you 70 years old? You sound like my old man. Lol j/k haha

Ok. What are they calling it in high school these days?

[GrantMercury]

Originally Posted by Ron Bennett

Drug testing is among the many ways for an employer to own you. Easiest way to pass is stop being a slave.

I see. Thanks for the helpful advice.

[gfyworldnews]

Originally Posted by candyflip

You're fucked. I lost a $100k contract last year because I failed a hair test.

Deservedly so, idiot.

[v4 media]

Cant you claim it was medical? or tell them a close friend has glaucoma, and you spend alot of time with him.


Elvy Musikka, 72, who suffers from glaucoma, shows the canister holding marijuana cigarettes she regularly receives from the U.S. Government in Eugene, Ore., Sept. 27, 2011. (AP)

[DWB]

Don't subject yourself to such bullshit. Be who you want to be and don't work for anyone who wants you to be anyone else. Or better, work for yourself.

[Tom_PM]

Some politicians want to stop welfare checks based on failed drug tests.

[Farang]

Originally Posted by DWB

Don't subject yourself to such bullshit. Be who you want to be and don't work for anyone who wants you to be anyone else. Or better, work for yourself.

[GrantMercury]

Originally Posted by Colmike7

It can show up in hair longer than just a couple of months and shaving will still
grow hair with THC in it from the stored THC in fat cells and other places in the body.
Hair is a bitch to pass..
If you're fat, forget about trying to pass in a short time or 'tricks'...

Yeah, someone else mentioned the fat thing. I'm skinny, so maybe my chances are better?

[GrantMercury]

Originally Posted by v4 media

Cant you claim it was medical? or tell them a close friend has glaucoma, and you spend alot of time with him.


Elvy Musikka, 72, who suffers from glaucoma, shows the canister holding marijuana cigarettes she regularly receives from the U.S. Government in Eugene, Ore., Sept. 27, 2011. (AP)

I doubt it. I live in NH.

I'm also a horrible liar. They'd know I was bullshitting right away, and would prolly blow the interview.

Thanks for the idea, though.

[Ron Bennett]

Originally Posted by GrantMercury

I see. Thanks for the helpful advice.

Ok, I know that wasn't the answer you were seeking ... but honestly, there's no other practical way to live the life you seek, if cannabis is any part of that, other than working for yourself and/or moving to a place that forbid employer drug testing - though, sadly, most everywhere in the U.S. allows drug testing, and so do many other countries ... thus, for all practical purposes, it comes down to the choice of self-employment -or- employer slavery.

With all that said, self-employment is not a practical choice for much of the general population, but for many here it likely is, especially for folks who already generate a decent chunk of their income on their own.

[Bat_Man]

Buddy, I sense a parody here....though of, I would like to say something...Hair follicle drug test is a typical pharmaceutical term....to be done under a complete super vision of a clinical pharmacists or a Physician.....good luck....

[wehateporn]

Just say you were on holiday in Amsterdam where you passively inhaled marijuana smoke in an Internet Cafe

[DudeRick]

Dump the fake nic, grow the fuck up and get a life!

[epitome]

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Some politicians want to stop welfare checks based on failed drug tests.

If the person that pays the taxes that pays for the welfare has to pass a drug test there is no reason the beneficiary shouldn't have to as well.

[Colmike9]

Originally Posted by epitome

If the person that pays the taxes that pays for the welfare has to pass a drug test there is no reason the beneficiary shouldn't have to as well.

Some asshole used the argument that since the welfare recipients are getting money from the government then the government officials should have to take drug tests too. Then everything about it went quiet..

[GrantMercury]

Originally Posted by DudeRick

Dump the fake nic, grow the fuck up and get a life!

WTF does that mean?

[sperbonzo]

Originally Posted by Colmike7

Some asshole used the argument that since the welfare recipients are getting money from the government then the government officials should have to take drug tests too. Then everything about it went quiet..

See, now THAT is something I can get behind. ANYONE that takes our tax money, be in politicions, government workers, or welfare recipients, should have to take a drug test. Personally I don't care if anyone does drugs at all, they should all be legal. But if I am being forced to give you money, then you are going to have to prove to me that it's not getting spent making you stoned.



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[Tom_PM]

Originally Posted by epitome

If the person that pays the taxes that pays for the welfare has to pass a drug test there is no reason the beneficiary shouldn't have to as well.

Most people on welfare had and still have extended family as well as their own previous paychecks paying into the program they need to rely on temporarily. I and many others personally have many hundreds extended family, including myself who've paid into the programs since their inception. Besides you can only stay on benefits for a maximum of 5 years.

There's always some running premise as if the people receive foodstamps or benefits are not the same people who've paid into it. Almost like they're some other alien race. And that they stay on it for their entire lives.

I think that it's usually much closer to home than that.

[Tom_PM]

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

See, now THAT is something I can get behind. ANYONE that takes our tax money, be in politicions, government workers, or welfare recipients, should have to take a drug test. Personally I don't care if anyone does drugs at all, they should all be legal. But if I am being forced to give you money, then you are going to have to prove to me that it's not getting spent making you stoned.



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Why can't you think more long term than that? Your child might someday be laid off and NEED food to survive for his own children or family. Do you not think that perhaps you would LIKE him to be able to get by while he bridges between jobs?

That's exactly what my own grandparents would say when political discussions would turn to welfare and jobless benefits and foodstamps. They supported personally and voted in support of them because our family is so large. They *knew* that someday, at least ONE of their offspring would need it.

It's your own money going to your own children. They're not some abstract and distasteful group of people.

Anyway it's far afield from hair folicle testing.

I do wonder how people felt about states allowing medical pot versus feds wanting to drug test welfare recipients. Is it overgrown feds stomping on states own government if that happens or what?

[sperbonzo]

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Why can't you think more long term than that? Your child might someday be laid off and NEED food to survive for his own children or family. Do you not think that perhaps you would LIKE him to be able to get by while he bridges between jobs?

Sure. and if my son is in a position where he needs people to help him, I expect him to not be getting high while he is supposed to be helping himself up and out of his situation. Also, while he is allowing the government to force his neighbors to help him, I expect him to respect that enough, to not want to do drugs while that's going on.


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[WebCashMaker]

Why would an Adult Webmaster need to take a drug test ? ? ?









Mathieu

[GrantMercury]

Originally Posted by WebCashMaker

Why would an Adult Webmaster need to take a drug test ? ? ?

Side job. What's it to you?

[Nikki_Licks]

Originally Posted by Ron Bennett

Drug testing is among the many ways for an employer to own you. Easiest way to pass is stop being a slave.

There ya go

[Tom_PM]

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Sure. and if my son is in a position where he needs people to help him, I expect him to not be getting high while he is supposed to be helping himself up and out of his situation. Also, while he is allowing the government to force his neighbors to help him, I expect him to respect that enough, to not want to do drugs while that's going on.


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He could fail the test having never taken any drugs in his life, and be denied the money that HE, and YOU and your entire extended family of probably hundreds has paid into the systems since their inception. Provided your family goes back that far naturally.

Every penny of assistance I'll ever get from my government will be money paid into it by myself, my brothers and sister, my parents, my aunts uncles and their children, my grand parents and so on. Why is it that you have to insist it's all strangers and miscreants that are receiving aid that they more often than not paid into for at least 2 generations?

There's also a 5 year limit on financial aid. You cant live forever on it unless your disabled, and they automatically deny everyone until you hire a lawyer for that.

[idolbucks]

Originally Posted by Ron Bennett

Drug testing is among the many ways for an employer to own you. Easiest way to pass is stop being a slave.

Can't argue with this

[GrantMercury]

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

He could fail the test having never taken any drugs in his life, and be denied the money that HE, and YOU and your entire extended family of probably hundreds has paid into the systems since their inception. Provided your family goes back that far naturally.

Every penny of assistance I'll ever get from my government will be money paid into it by myself, my brothers and sister, my parents, my aunts uncles and their children, my grand parents and so on. Why is it that you have to insist it's all strangers and miscreants that are receiving aid that they more often than not paid into for at least 2 generations?

There's also a 5 year limit on financial aid. You cant live forever on it unless your disabled, and they automatically deny everyone until you hire a lawyer for that.

Yup. So many people think they got it ALL figured out. They have to break their asses, getting up at the crack of dawn, and trudging through the blizzard, to milk the cows and dig the ditches, all while tons of lazy, immoral people live on easy street sucking off the taxpayer. IT'S BULLSHIT! It's a fantasy! There was never a "welfare queen with her Cadillac".

http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/23/politi...een/index.html

[anexsia]

Originally Posted by GrantMercury

Yup. So many people think they got it ALL figured out. They have to break their asses, getting up at the crack of dawn, and trudging through the blizzard, to milk the cows and dig the ditches, all while tons of lazy, immoral people live on easy street sucking off the taxpayer. IT'S BULLSHIT! It's a fantasy! There was never a "welfare queen with her Cadillac".

http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/23/politi...een/index.html

I have a friend that I've known forever who was on some benefits/welfare and I can't believe the bullshit she went through/put up with to get any kind of help.

She got royally fucked in a divorce, laid off from her dispatcher job soon after, and got stuck taking care of her 3 kids with very little help from her exhusband (years later she's STILL going to court over child support)...and then her van broke down months later. Everything bad that could happen, basically happened to her.

I would watch her kids or go with her to some of the places while she applied to get some kind of assistance and I was amazed at just how hard it was to get help and even if you did get help, just how much bullshit you would have to go through (including some waiting lists that were YEARS long)...it was like a job in itself.