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Old 12-04-2023, 05:51 PM   #1
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18 year old college girl asked me to be her Father

She is messing up her freshman year. I am pushing 50. I wonder if I am playing with fire. Told her we would need to sign a contract. She wants me to set a curfew, assign chores, etc. Not sure of the extent of the abuse she suffered from her parents but she does tell me therewas "18 years of damage". She is cute!
I'm thinking about just not even hanging out with her maybe meeting her in public only and trying to help her. Not sure exactly what age I grew a conscience but I don't think it would be appropriate for me to paddle her which she says she wants me to do as a disciplinary measure.

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Old 12-04-2023, 06:02 PM   #2
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She is messing up her freshman year. I am pushing 50. I wonder if I am playing with fire. Told her we would need to sign a contract. She wants me to set a curfew, assign chores, etc. Not sure of the extent of the abuse she suffered from her parents but she does tell me therewas "18 years of damage". She is cute!
I'm thinking about just not even hanging out with her maybe meeting her in public only and trying to help her. Not sure exactly what age I grew a conscience but I don't think it would be appropriate for me to paddle her which she says she wants me to do as a disciplinary measure.

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Tell her to get therapy if you want to help. You are entirely too mature to even think about an 18-year-old.
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Tell her to get therapy if you want to help. You are entirely too mature to even think about an 18-year-old.
Too mature to think about her? Too late I already rubbed one out after I talked to her today and she mentioned paddling her for the second time. Not gonna tell her I did that. Like I said I am considering just talking to her a few times a week and helping her find direction. I already told her to stop partying and stop dating until she gets back on track.

I know some therapists they're all nuts.
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Old 12-04-2023, 06:37 PM   #4
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I'd stay far away and block her number and delete her contact info. But I do that to almost everybody.
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Old 12-04-2023, 09:20 PM   #8
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Her Daddy. There is zero talk about a monetary exchange. She started with five classes this semester and she's down to only two classes. She's on her third job since August. Her life is a mess and she doesn't want to flunk out of college. It's not my fault blame all the pussified fathers out there it's the norm now. I mean how can you call yourself a man and then send your daughter off to college where she binge drinks and gets passed around.
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This will not end well.
Yeah I know that little voice inside of me is telling me to ignore her.
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Would that contract be enforceable though?

Let's hope it doesn't fall into the range of agreements covered in https://www.upcounsel.com/what-contr...-public-policy
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I mean how can you call yourself a man and then send your daughter off to college where she binge drinks and gets passed around.
i know a lot of 50+ yo in this industry who took 18yo hotties under their wing. some for banging, some for company, some for content, some for karma. nothing wrong in any case.

she doesn't need a job. she needs an OF account.



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She is messing up her freshman year. I am pushing 50. I wonder if I am playing with fire. Told her we would need to sign a contract. She wants me to set a curfew, assign chores, etc. Not sure of the extent of the abuse she suffered from her parents but she does tell me therewas "18 years of damage". She is cute!
I'm thinking about just not even hanging out with her maybe meeting her in public only and trying to help her. Not sure exactly what age I grew a conscience but I don't think it would be appropriate for me to paddle her which she says she wants me to do as a disciplinary measure.

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It sounds like your a good person and do not want to take advantage of her.

Only a slimy low life would consider taking advantage.

I have great respect for you.

By the way do you have her contact details?
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It sounds like your a good person and do not want to take advantage of her.

Only a slimy low life would consider taking advantage.

I have great respect for you.

By the way do you have her contact details?
As her Father I'm going to have to decline giving you her contact details. She needs focus more and fuck less.
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Sounds like trouble.
Agree this will turn real bad, she is technically an adult, this is crazy

You want to do right thing, help her get therapy, if you afford it, help her living, but I would keep my distance, I am a father, but this is Next level crazy

Good luck, I give my money to Animal rescues and St Judes, stay safe
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Yeah I know that little voice inside of me is telling me to ignore her.


Yes yes yes, smartest thing you said...She is old enough to know shes is screwing up her life, not your place to correct 18 years of damage especially in this Litigious society, thats a ticking bomb

Your a good man to bring this out and ask for opinions, # respect

Good luck to you and her
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I seriously hope you are just bored and decided to troll us, you know, for purposes of entertaining yourself.

In the event that you are being serious, then entertain us with an answer to the following:

What exactly is the purpose of the contract?

Specifically what conditions are you thinking about incorporating into the document?

How do either of you intend to enforce it?
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I seriously hope you are just bored and decided to troll us, you know, for purposes of entertaining yourself.

In the event that you are being serious, then entertain us with an answer to the following:

What exactly is the purpose of the contract?

Specifically what conditions are you thinking about incorporating into the document?

How do either of you intend to enforce it?
Don't forget to specify in the promissory contract that you will not fuck her more than once a day !
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yup, pic . . . ?
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I seriously hope you are just bored and decided to troll us, you know, for purposes of entertaining yourself.

In the event that you are being serious, then entertain us with an answer to the following:

What exactly is the purpose of the contract?

Specifically what conditions are you thinking about incorporating into the document?

How do either of you intend to enforce it?
Same reason companies are going through a long interview process before a shoot in order to hopefully defend themselves against any batshit crazy accusations. Simps love crazy accusations. Most men are simps and I can't imagine having a jury of those dumb cunts listening to some dumb whores accusations along with deliberating in the jury room with dumb leftist indoctrinated female jurors. I stay away from crazy and I'm staying away from this bitch. I spent part of the day with a woman from Montana she was so beautiful and wholesome with no makeup on and long blonde hair. She cured me of any interest I had in this skank ho.

Thread is over thanks for listening. No I was not trolling you. This is far from the first woman in the 18 to 22 age range with daddy issues I have kicked to the curb. I had a kid with one of them and that was a near disaster because there are piece of garbage simps orbiting everywhere trying to enable her. I just had major conflict with a vet who did four tours in Iraq and loves to tell everybody about it every time he meets them. That piece of shit made me realize every simp I've had to deal with during my kid's life is childless and will be childless almost certainly throughout their lives. Their DNA is all over their carpet instead of growing into an amazing human.
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Good to hear that you're cured. In case you relapse, consider including all of the following conditions into a future agreement:

- agreement was received for review 10 calendar or business days before signing

- was given the opportunity to seek independent review of the agreement by legal counsel of their choice

- they are not under any form of duress or influence of alcohol drugs (prescribed or otherwise)

- they are not diagnosed or known to have ___________, _____________ issues such as ___________, _____________.

- they acknowledge having a copy of the agreement for their own records.

I'm on a mobile and too lazy to look up the actual verbiage. But hopefully you get the point. Ideally you have them initial every clause, and have them videotaped while reviewing the agreement before signing, having them verbally acknowledge that they fully understand everything in it, don't have any questions or concerns, and have them hold up a legal ID and have them sign it in the presence of a notary. At minimum it should be a witness with their ID info address and contact details.

It may appear as overkill, but I have legal complaints thrown out because of the extraordinary steps I have taken with models.
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Good to hear that you're cured. In case you relapse, consider including all of the following conditions into a future agreement:

- agreement was received for review 10 calendar or business days before signing

- was given the opportunity to seek independent review of the agreement by legal counsel of their choice

- they are not under any form of duress or influence of alcohol drugs (prescribed or otherwise)

- they are not diagnosed or known to have ___________, _____________ issues such as ___________, _____________.

- they acknowledge having a copy of the agreement for their own records.

I'm on a mobile and too lazy to look up the actual verbiage. But hopefully you get the point. Ideally you have them initial every clause, and have them videotaped while reviewing the agreement before signing, having them verbally acknowledge that they fully understand everything in it, don't have any questions or concerns, and have them hold up a legal ID and have them sign it in the presence of a notary. At minimum it should be a witness with their ID info address and contact details.

It may appear as overkill, but I have legal complaints thrown out because of the extraordinary steps I have taken with models.
Thanks bro that's all good advice.
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Why are you ovethinking it. Life is short...have fun. Soon it will be all over, so there is no point to overanalyze life.
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Why are you ovethinking it. Life is short...have fun. Soon it will be all over, so there is no point to overanalyze life.
That's how I ended up impregnating a 23-year-old with daddy issues. It ended up good but I had to go through years of hell/simps. Seriously any simps reading this you are the biggest pieces of shit on planet Earth and the dumbest mother fuckers. You cunts orbit around women thinking you're going to get laid and yeah that works sometimes but mostly it doesn't you just end up with your dick in your hand.
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You probably look disgusting, and over weight.

I hope she rips you off!
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seems that you can control yourself. tell her to go to the boys and girls club. they will take care of it. or refer her to mentors
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If you do not want any more kids, just get a vasectomy and enjoy the hell out of the rest of your life.
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Yeah I'm definitely not as good looking as I once was and I often smell bad and am dirty from doing outdoorsy stuff. Got some hair on my back and yes have a bit of a gut. But I still have lots of testosterone so I guess they sense my virility. Morning wood is still very common. I take them up on National Forest roads and go shooting. That's foreplay. Nothing beats getting fucked in a tent in the wilderness near an area where yet another middle aged adventurous white woman just got eaten by a brown bear. They can't get this type of excitement from the younger guys. Seeing brown bears up close makes makes them feel something they have never experienced. Especially at night using thermal vision. Then when they hang out with their goofy twink college classmates they don't even take them seriously anymore. "Hey Ava wanna go on a hike with me?". Snoozefest! Less back hair but still boring.
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Yeah I'm definitely not as good looking as I once was and I often smell bad and am dirty from doing outdoorsy stuff. Got some hair on my back and yes have a bit of a gut. But I still have lots of testosterone so I guess they sense my virility. Morning wood is still very common. I take them up on National Forest roads and go shooting. That's foreplay. Nothing beats getting fucked in a tent in the wilderness near an area where yet another middle aged adventurous white woman just got eaten by a brown bear. They can't get this type of excitement from the younger guys. Seeing brown bears up close makes makes them feel something they have never experienced. Especially at night using thermal vision. Then when they hang out with their goofy twink college classmates they don't even take them seriously anymore. "Hey Ava wanna go on a hike with me?". Snoozefest! Less back hair but still boring.
"wanna come back to my place and watch me play XBox for 13 hours?"

fuck the haters. we're all getting older. i wonder the last time these haters felt anything wet under a skirt. does Tjeezers wife even let him sniff her panties anymore?

old guys/girls fucking hot babes/dudes is what this industry is all about. if you hate on that, get the fuck out of here.

too many of these gfy bastards have lost their way. there's too much PC in this thread. i'm anti-PC and so is my brand. that used to be the standard in our industry....
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Sniff her panties and fuck her asap, teen girls are growing up very fast . . .

This will give you fond memories when you will be retired and impotent.
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This will give you fond memories when you will be retired and impotent.
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She is messing up her freshman year. I am pushing 50. I wonder if I am playing with fire. Told her we would need to sign a contract. She wants me to set a curfew, assign chores, etc. Not sure of the extent of the abuse she suffered from her parents but she does tell me therewas "18 years of damage". She is cute!
I'm thinking about just not even hanging out with her maybe meeting her in public only and trying to help her. Not sure exactly what age I grew a conscience but I don't think it would be appropriate for me to paddle her which she says she wants me to do as a disciplinary measure.

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I daddied a few in my time. They were in 20s. Enjoy it. When you're 60 you'll find grandpa fetish a bit rarer.
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She is cute!
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Fuck her brains out!
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I daddied a few in my time. They were in 20s. Enjoy it. When you're 60 you'll find grandpa fetish a bit rarer.
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You probably look disgusting, and over weight.

I hope she rips you off!
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fuck the haters. we're all getting older. i wonder the last time these haters felt anything wet under a skirt. does Tjeezers wife even let him sniff her panties anymore?
She died in 2007.
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Have you met this person before or even video called? Of course not. You are being catfished, something that probably only works these days on out of touch gfyers.
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so no then?

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