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Exploiting human weakness
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18 year old college girl asked me to be her Father
She is messing up her freshman year. I am pushing 50. I wonder if I am playing with fire. Told her we would need to sign a contract. She wants me to set a curfew, assign chores, etc. Not sure of the extent of the abuse she suffered from her parents but she does tell me therewas "18 years of damage". She is cute!
I'm thinking about just not even hanging out with her maybe meeting her in public only and trying to help her. Not sure exactly what age I grew a conscience but I don't think it would be appropriate for me to paddle her which she says she wants me to do as a disciplinary measure. Thoughts? |
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Grrrrrrrrr
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I'd stay far away and block her number and delete her contact info. But I do that to almost everybody.
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I have a plan B
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This will not end well.
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So Fucking Banned
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Sounds like trouble.
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She wants you to be her daddy or her "sugar daddy" ?
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Her Daddy. There is zero talk about a monetary exchange. She started with five classes this semester and she's down to only two classes. She's on her third job since August. Her life is a mess and she doesn't want to flunk out of college. It's not my fault blame all the pussified fathers out there it's the norm now. I mean how can you call yourself a man and then send your daughter off to college where she binge drinks and gets passed around.
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Would that contract be enforceable though?
Let's hope it doesn't fall into the range of agreements covered in https://www.upcounsel.com/what-contr...-public-policy |
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It's A Trap!
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Only a slimy low life would consider taking advantage. I have great respect for you. By the way do you have her contact details?
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As her Father I'm going to have to decline giving you her contact details. She needs focus more and fuck less.
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My kind of trouble. Go for it.
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Next Level Nuts
Agree this will turn real bad, she is technically an adult, this is crazy
You want to do right thing, help her get therapy, if you afford it, help her living, but I would keep my distance, I am a father, but this is Next level crazy Good luck, I give my money to Animal rescues and St Judes, stay safe
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Yes yes yes, smartest thing you said...She is old enough to know shes is screwing up her life, not your place to correct 18 years of damage especially in this Litigious society, thats a ticking bomb Your a good man to bring this out and ask for opinions, # respect Good luck to you and her
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I seriously hope you are just bored and decided to troll us, you know, for purposes of entertaining yourself.
In the event that you are being serious, then entertain us with an answer to the following: What exactly is the purpose of the contract? Specifically what conditions are you thinking about incorporating into the document? How do either of you intend to enforce it?
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Pic?….?.
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Thread is over thanks for listening. No I was not trolling you. This is far from the first woman in the 18 to 22 age range with daddy issues I have kicked to the curb. I had a kid with one of them and that was a near disaster because there are piece of garbage simps orbiting everywhere trying to enable her. I just had major conflict with a vet who did four tours in Iraq and loves to tell everybody about it every time he meets them. That piece of shit made me realize every simp I've had to deal with during my kid's life is childless and will be childless almost certainly throughout their lives. Their DNA is all over their carpet instead of growing into an amazing human. |
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Good to hear that you're cured. In case you relapse, consider including all of the following conditions into a future agreement:
- agreement was received for review 10 calendar or business days before signing - was given the opportunity to seek independent review of the agreement by legal counsel of their choice - they are not under any form of duress or influence of alcohol drugs (prescribed or otherwise) - they are not diagnosed or known to have ___________, _____________ issues such as ___________, _____________. - they acknowledge having a copy of the agreement for their own records. I'm on a mobile and too lazy to look up the actual verbiage. But hopefully you get the point. Ideally you have them initial every clause, and have them videotaped while reviewing the agreement before signing, having them verbally acknowledge that they fully understand everything in it, don't have any questions or concerns, and have them hold up a legal ID and have them sign it in the presence of a notary. At minimum it should be a witness with their ID info address and contact details. It may appear as overkill, but I have legal complaints thrown out because of the extraordinary steps I have taken with models.
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Why are you ovethinking it. Life is short...have fun. Soon it will be all over, so there is no point to overanalyze life.
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If she's 18 then she's old enough
but she's probably not 18 nomsayin'
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That's how I ended up impregnating a 23-year-old with daddy issues. It ended up good but I had to go through years of hell/simps. Seriously any simps reading this you are the biggest pieces of shit on planet Earth and the dumbest mother fuckers. You cunts orbit around women thinking you're going to get laid and yeah that works sometimes but mostly it doesn't you just end up with your dick in your hand.
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You probably look disgusting, and over weight.
I hope she rips you off!
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Pay It Forward
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seems that you can control yourself. tell her to go to the boys and girls club. they will take care of it. or refer her to mentors
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If you do not want any more kids, just get a vasectomy and enjoy the hell out of the rest of your life.
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Sniff her panties and fuck her asap, teen girls are growing up very fast . . .
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Are the replies here from morons or AI?
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I daddied a few in my time. They were in 20s. Enjoy it. When you're 60 you'll find grandpa fetish a bit rarer.
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The shiny beast of thought
If you got ears You gotta listen Old woman sweat Young girls glisten The extract you thought is the extract you got -Captain Beefheart
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THE Captain always has a weird word to the wise . . .
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Trap for sure 🙄
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She died in 2007.
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Have you met this person before or even video called? Of course not. You are being catfished, something that probably only works these days on out of touch gfyers.
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Panty sniffing face head asses
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