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Bugbee · 08-03-2004, 02:28 PM

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Bugbee · 08-03-2004, 02:29 PM

pay me
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Tala · 08-03-2004, 02:32 PM

Pay you for what?

AGF · 08-03-2004, 02:32 PM

how much did you win?

polish_aristocrat · 08-03-2004, 02:32 PM

Tala, i wonder how many posts you will have made in this thread ;-))

AGF · 08-03-2004, 02:34 PM

Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands.

As they head back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee.

They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them.

The second, not finding anything either, thought, "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other:

"We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties."

The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read: "We will never forget you".

Basic_man · 08-03-2004, 02:35 PM

I wish you all a good evening !

AGF · 08-03-2004, 02:36 PM

A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road.

A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.

The man says, "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.

Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.

Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! (The man gives wife dirty look.)

Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks! (The man gives his wife another a dirty look.)

Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!

The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up?!"

The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."

AGF · 08-03-2004, 02:37 PM

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Steen2 · 08-03-2004, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Thank you Steen. Glad to be of help. That was my good deed for the day.

Thank you! http://www.hiddenthings.com/free-gal...terracial-Sex/

it's so sexy now!

ronaldo · 08-03-2004, 02:37 PM

Boy when this thing gets close to the next pay level, it's gonna just fly to the finish.

Tala · 08-03-2004, 02:39 PM

Of course it gets faster at pay level. That's when everyone is going to come in. I just get it there.

Tala · 08-03-2004, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
Thank you! http://www.hiddenthings.com/free-gal...terracial-Sex/

it's so sexy now!

Glad you like it.

Steen2 · 08-03-2004, 02:40 PM

Yea, sucks doing all the work and having someone else win

Tala · 08-03-2004, 02:42 PM

indeed so.

Cheers.

Steen2 · 08-03-2004, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
Yea, sucks doing all the work and having someone else win

By effort, Tala should win

Tala · 08-03-2004, 02:43 PM

Bah. Effort only pays off when you have dumb luck to go with it. I look at this as being a good person. Karma will come back around one day.

Chris · 08-03-2004, 02:44 PM

Tala is the champ.

God lawdy women.

Steen2 · 08-03-2004, 02:44 PM

Omg there is so far to go

Tala · 08-03-2004, 02:46 PM

Nah, I'm just a post whore. that and right now I have nothing better to do.

Chris · 08-03-2004, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
Omg there is so far to go

It is

Testing our post whore skills they are.

Tala · 08-03-2004, 02:49 PM

moving along, jamming to some 'Ryche

Chris · 08-03-2004, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Nah, I'm just a post whore. that and right now I have nothing better to do.

Tala , what do you think of the pill industry ?

Tala · 08-03-2004, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
It is

Testing our post whore skills they are.

i will pass this test.

Tala · 08-03-2004, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
Tala , what do you think of the pill industry ?

I think it is often hard to swallow.

Chris · 08-03-2004, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
I think it is often hard to swallow.

Would it be a market you coudnt work in ?

Steen2 · 08-03-2004, 02:58 PM

Bump!

Tala · 08-03-2004, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
Would it be a market you coudnt work in ?

Darlin, I could work in any market as long as it's legal and makes money.

Steen2 · 08-03-2004, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
Would it be a market you coudnt work in ?

That industry sounds so cool to me.

Tala · 08-03-2004, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
Bump!

BuMp

Topbuxom Lea · 08-03-2004, 03:01 PM

Bumpity bump

Tala · 08-03-2004, 03:02 PM

*got Prince goin on now*

Chris · 08-03-2004, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
That industry sounds so cool to me.

It is a great industry

you ever try and promote it?

Tala · 08-03-2004, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Topbuxom Lee
Bumpity bump

And such a cute bump it is, too!

Chris · 08-03-2004, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Topbuxom Lee
Bumpity bump

did you guys really mean to have this big of a gap in between ?

Tala · 08-03-2004, 03:07 PM

Fill in the gaps, fill in the gaps

Tala · 08-03-2004, 03:08 PM

Anyone for some black jellybeans?

e-god · 08-03-2004, 03:09 PM

I am in

Tala · 08-03-2004, 03:10 PM

I wonder if anyone's going to win anything today. I've been in this thing since about 10.30 am.

Steen2 · 08-03-2004, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
It is a great industry

you ever try and promote it?

I setup a lander for wishing.com penis pills and I am going to try and promote fastsize (not pills) in my free sites.

Other than that, no.

I dont really want to promote pills, I wanna be higher up in the food chain

Chris · 08-03-2004, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Fill in the gaps, fill in the gaps

Sorry you are the weakest link.

Chris · 08-03-2004, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
I setup a lander for wishing.com penis pills and I am going to try and promote fastsize (not pills) in my free sites.

Other than that, no.

I dont really want to promote pills, I wanna be higher up in the food chain

What doy ou mean higher up on the feed chain? You want to WORK for the program its self?

Steen2 · 08-03-2004, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
Sorry you are the weakest link.

G'bye

Chris · 08-03-2004, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
I wonder if anyone's going to win anything today. I've been in this thing since about 10.30 am.

i just woke up from a mid day nap on the office couch ..

doesnt your butt go numb from sitting?

Tala · 08-03-2004, 03:13 PM

If I had a butt, it'd probably be numb by now.

Chris · 08-03-2004, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
If I had a butt, it'd probably be numb by now.

so your like a conehead?

Tala · 08-03-2004, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
so your like a conehead?

Not really, just got a bad case of flatassitis.

Chris · 08-03-2004, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Not really, just got a bad case of flatassitis.

Butt implants !

Steen2 · 08-03-2004, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
What doy ou mean higher up on the feed chain? You want to WORK for the program its self?

No, I think I'd rather own it

However, being new to adult, I have never really successfully promoted anything in adult via TGP, free sites or other types of sites.

Chris · 08-03-2004, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
No, I think I'd rather own it

However, being new to adult, I have never really successfully promoted anything in adult via TGP, free sites or other types of sites.

haha one step at a time bucko :P

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08-03-2004, 02:34 PM	#2206
AGF Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 971	Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands. As they head back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them. The second, not finding anything either, thought, "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself. The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties." The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read: "We will never forget you". __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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08-03-2004, 02:36 PM	#2208
AGF Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 971	A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car. The man says, "What's the problem officer?" Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you. Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60. Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! (The man gives wife dirty look.) Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks! (The man gives his wife another a dirty look.) Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt! The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up?!" The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk." __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

08-03-2004, 02:37 PM	#2209
AGF Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 971	A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

08-03-2004, 02:37 PM	#2211
ronaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ#: 272000271 Posts: 5,475	Boy when this thing gets close to the next pay level, it's gonna just fly to the finish.

08-03-2004, 02:39 PM	#2212
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Of course it gets faster at pay level. That's when everyone is going to come in. I just get it there. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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08-03-2004, 02:42 PM	#2215
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	indeed so. Cheers. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

08-03-2004, 02:43 PM	#2217
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Bah. Effort only pays off when you have dumb luck to go with it. I look at this as being a good person. Karma will come back around one day. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

08-03-2004, 02:44 PM	#2218
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	Tala is the champ. God lawdy women. __________________ [email protected]

08-03-2004, 02:44 PM	#2219
Steen2 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 7,662	Omg there is so far to go __________________ ICQ: 2262.73945

08-03-2004, 02:46 PM	#2220
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Nah, I'm just a post whore. that and right now I have nothing better to do. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

08-03-2004, 02:49 PM	#2222
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	moving along, jamming to some 'Ryche __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

08-03-2004, 02:58 PM	#2227
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08-03-2004, 03:02 PM	#2232
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	got Prince goin on now __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

08-03-2004, 03:07 PM	#2236
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Fill in the gaps, fill in the gaps __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

08-03-2004, 03:08 PM	#2237
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Anyone for some black jellybeans? __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

08-03-2004, 03:09 PM	#2238
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08-03-2004, 03:10 PM	#2239
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	I wonder if anyone's going to win anything today. I've been in this thing since about 10.30 am. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

08-03-2004, 03:13 PM	#2245
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	If I had a butt, it'd probably be numb by now. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.