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Warren 12-05-2009 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16617013)



You never "fucking" fail do you lol. Robbie don't worry I don't want to have a fight with you.

Shoehorn! 12-05-2009 02:23 AM

Do the right thing Dirty D and pay me so we can all move on.

Robbie 12-05-2009 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Warren (Post 16617022)
You never "fucking" fail do you lol. Robbie don't worry I don't want to have a fight with you.

Bro, I seriously just don't remember. I asked Claudia-Marie who you are talking about and she said "the black guy" was David. I do remember David. Matter of fact he's given us a call a couple of times when he's been in Vegas. But I don't remember a whole lot of any conversations that I may have had that evening as Brad from Mojo Host had us all wasted off our asses on shots.

I don't know why you're jumping in my ass either. I'm kinda confused. No idea why you want to be my enemy or whatever. I came into this thread because I like both of these guys. No, I don't want to see them fight. If I did see that, I would do my best to break it up. I'd like to see it all settled without further damage of anyone's business. Anything else that I may have unintentionally implied is just an obvious lack of communication skills on my part.

Warren 12-05-2009 02:36 AM

It's cool, just need for you to apologise about calling me insane I will be happy with that. I had a good time chating with you and your wife, she is really nice.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-05-2009 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 16617018)
ADG, I loved the tourettes guy. A couple of years ago they posted he had passed away. I haven't been back to check to see if it was just a pr stunt of if he really died. But that guy made me laugh until I cried.

"FUCK SALT!" Pure comedic gold. Him in the supermarket shopping was fucking hilarious.

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Originally Posted by Warren (Post 16617022)
You never "fucking" fail do you lol. Robbie don't worry I don't want to have a fight with you.

Glad that I could bring you two together, now if I can just convince Dirty D and Shoehorn to make peace - I suggest the front row at a neutral porn theater emporium. Hell, I'll even volunteer to watch out for undercover Popo's.

Once they rub one out together, all of this shit will be forgotten...trust me (I'm a professional).

If that fails, then I will try to get them together at InterNext, at Anal Hobbit's Bukakke Party, and once they both drop their loads, they will be less testosterone driven and willing to shake hands (well, maybe not right away), and make up.

One great thing about the Bukkake Party is that it always helps people come together.

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/bukkake2010.jpg

Gob bless the Tourette's Guy:



Kumbay-fucking-ya y'all...

ADG

Robbie 12-05-2009 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Warren (Post 16617038)
It's cool, just need for you to apologise about calling me insane I will be happy with that. I had a good time chating with you and your wife, she is really nice.

Okay. Sorry for calling you "insane" I suppose that having you apologize for telling me I'm full of shit and calling me a pussy (which is what brought the insane comment out from me) would be out of the question? :1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 12-05-2009 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16617043)
Glad that I could bring you two together, now if I can just convince Dirty D and Shoehorn to make peace

Easy, just have him pay me the money that he owes me.

Robbie 12-05-2009 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16617043)

Gob bless the Tourette's Guy:




ADG

GODDAMN that had me laughing until I cried! I loved that website! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-05-2009 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn! (Post 16617047)
Easy, just have him pay me the money that he owes me.

I was thinking that you might cajole Jenni Dahling into mediating this situation, since she is afterall the Queen of PR, and to my knowledge on good terms with both of you...

http://pics.myspaceprofiles.org/106/l/50790106.jpg

But then I thought, screw that, I want that hot cougar all to myself:

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/adg_0472a.jpg

:Graucho

ADG

Vjo 12-05-2009 03:02 AM

Yeah funny clip. Imagine going thru life that angry. Confronting everyone you meet.

This thread needed some comic relief. Not much more can be said and if I dont see "TOS" again for 5 years that would be good too. :)

Warren 12-05-2009 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 16617045)
Okay. Sorry for calling you "insane" I suppose that having you apologize for telling me I'm full of shit and calling me a pussy (which is what brought the insane comment out from me) would be out of the question? :1orglaugh


Not at all, ok I apologize to you Robbie, and in fact I thank you, I had fun :pimp

Vjo 12-05-2009 03:06 AM

Is that Jenni Dahling?

You know we wms have a pervy thing for the female reps around here. :)

Robbie 12-05-2009 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Warren (Post 16617070)
Not at all, ok I apologize to you Robbie, and in fact I thank you, I had fun :pimp

Come hug it out bitches... :1orglaugh

Warren 12-05-2009 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 16617077)
Come hug it out bitches... :1orglaugh


Just call D and get the guy paid. I like D, but this is stupid.

Vjo 12-05-2009 03:15 AM

Kinda spooky there Warren. Your not training for mma are you?



Lol kidding! :)

MoreMagic 12-05-2009 03:24 AM

lol can we go back to the main issue here please :thumbsup

dav3 12-05-2009 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16617043)


ADG

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DamianJ 12-05-2009 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 16615848)
ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUCKING STUPID ??? how in the hell do you even own a program ? Blockbuster for one is trade marked. They have a brand they are worried about and how people use their name, unlike you who has " crack whore confessions". In mainstream this is common practice, in adult it is not. A LOT OF ADULT PROGRAMS WOULD BE FINE WITH WHAT HE DID. YOU ARE IN THE MINORITY, VERY FEW ADULT PROGRAMS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS AND IF THEY DO THEY LET YOU KNOW UPFRONT. THAT BEING SAID YOU SHOULD HAVE CLEARLY STATED ON YOUR SITE YOU WONT ALLOW THIS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND OR ARE YOU THAT FUCKING STUPID ? HE DOESN'T WANT A REWARD HE WANTS THE MONEY HE EARNED.

Actually trademark owners LEGALLY HAVE to protect their copyright, or else they lose it.

They have to be seen to be actively protecting it.

In this case, it seems very very simple.

It wasn't in the Tos. Pay the man.

If it was in the ToS, it would be different.

Is the ToS updated yet?

NetHorse 12-05-2009 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 16616924)
What does Dirty D have to gain at this point from paying Johnny Shoehorn? We have all seen this before. Dirty D. says: "Ok, I'll pay you"
And then it doesn't go away at all. Instead all these bloodthirsty nicknames STILL try to ruin his business. I can already envision the threads: "Oh, so now that Dirty D paid him all is forgiven? NO! He's still blah-blah-blah"

You're right, it won't be forgiven by all, because what he did was shady. However, this thread will die and money owed is money owed. It's not a matter of what he has to gain from it, affiliate gets legitimate sale = affiliate gets paid.

Anyways, keep sending Dirty D traffic, maybe he will pay, maybe he won't. It all depends on how broke he is when it comes to time to pay what is owed. :1orglaugh

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/20610/1.jpg

Matyko 12-05-2009 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by NetHorse (Post 16617147)
You're right, it won't be forgiven by all, because what he did was shady. However, this thread will die and money owed is money owed. It's not a matter of what he has to gain from it, affiliate gets legitimate sale = affiliate gets paid.

Anyways, keep sending Dirty D traffic, maybe he will pay, maybe he won't. It all depends on how broke he is when it comes to time to pay what is owed. :1orglaugh

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/20610/1.jpg

I just came across this a few days ago and laughed my ass off. The 7 leg spider story is even better, especially if you research the story and figure out Thorne sold the pic on ebay for $10k

MalloyEPC 12-05-2009 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by NetHorse (Post 16617147)

awesome!

XD2 12-05-2009 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by NetHorse (Post 16617147)

This was great, I agree the spider one is funny also.

alias 12-05-2009 04:39 AM

How am I not surprised.

alias 12-05-2009 04:41 AM

http://www.thongtinnhatban.net/photo...02/longdog.jpg

punkpred 12-05-2009 04:43 AM

D pay the dude before this becomes a gfy classic and you become the laughing clown in January in Vegas :2 cents:

magpan 12-05-2009 04:43 AM

D is a great guy, Jenni is a (hot) doll, and Shoe has a solid brain in his head. I hope that this is worked out very soon, for the sake of everyone involved. Enjoy the weekend! :thumbsup

Playboy-Deak 12-05-2009 04:57 AM

Times like these... Ya jus sit back and smoke! :pimp

Fake Nicholas!

polle54 12-05-2009 05:08 AM

You should have paid him on page two

ahoy 12-05-2009 05:43 AM

Didn't read all the pages but I have a few questions to guys like Robbie and whoever else is against these strategies, I don't do it myself so it is just me being curious.

You say a "true" affiliate is one who brings new eyeballs etc etc.. What about some of the massive review sites? I GUARANTEE that they send a shit ton of sales that come from direct site name searches, are they considered siphoning sales as well? I know you say if they can get ranked organically then good for them and they deserve the sale, but really what is the difference between that traffic and a sponsored ad?

I just don't see what is so bad about allowing someone to do it. You will never have all the first page results for your exact site name, so what is so wrong with one more link going to your site? It sure beats it going to a competitors or a torrent site.

Surely
YOURSITE.COM
YOURSITE.COM
TORRENT/TUBE.COM
beats
YOURSITE.COM
TORRENT/TUBE.COM
no?

alias 12-05-2009 05:57 AM

Why would you need new eyeballs if you have established buyers that know the gig. hun, freeones.. .

katharos 12-05-2009 06:25 AM

message for mister dirty d:

you are fucking egoistic bitch!

hope you burn in hell you fucking ignorant asshole, what you have done in this thread is something so far from what i expect from my sponsor. you man are fucking bitch and i hope everyone will remove links to your sites cause your sites are running by fucking idiot without brain ... oh shit, i hate people as you, motherfucker! fuck off, i cant even breath when i see shit as you ... you man is shit on earth ... you are not human ... piece of trash ...

alias 12-05-2009 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by katharos (Post 16617353)
message for mister dirty d:

you are fucking egoistic bitch!

hope you burn in hell you fucking ignorant asshole, what you have done in this thread is something so far from what i expect from my sponsor. you man are fucking bitch and i hope everyone will remove links to your sites cause your sites are running by fucking idiot without brain ... oh shit, i hate people as you, motherfucker! fuck off, i cant even breath when i see shit as you ... you man is shit on earth ... you are not human ... piece of trash ...

:thumbsup :2 cents:

katharos 12-05-2009 06:33 AM

"boohoo, somebody is making money that I have to make. it is MY sites! why do I have to pay someone who is more clever than ME. no no no, nononono, no, no, no ... and no, I will not pay him doesnt matter what the rest of adult biz say, its me ME, the one and only dirty d!!!" fuck off ...

nikad 12-05-2009 06:47 AM

I do not promote your program, but I will fly it for free, fair is fair, and since I live in momīs basement I really do not need the money ;)

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn! (Post 16616166)
I've decided to up the ante here, and reward anyone who wants to make other people aware of this. Starting right now, any Axis-Adult.com affiliate, existing or brand new, who puts the button below in their sig and links to PayMeDirtyD.com will be bumped up to $35 PPS for as long as they continue to keep the banner in their sig, or until this matter is resolved.

Put the banner in your sig linking to PayMeDirtyD.com, send me an email with your board name and Axis-Adult.com username and I will bump your PPS payout up to $35.



Tjeezers 12-05-2009 06:53 AM

This pay me dirty site i am now seeing is a little to much.
You already make sure this issue will not be solved, your steps ahead in your tactic.
I don not mind an aggressive approach when it is about the money, but when this takes off, and the situation gets solved, you have a lot of cleaning up to do. Before you start something.... make sure you can finish it, or stop while you can.

LickMyBalls 12-05-2009 07:02 AM

Next post from DirtyD should read as follows:

"Alrighty Shoehorn, here's the deal. Everyone here, while telling me to pay you, has also mentioned that they respect us both. With that in mind, I'm going to return the respect I've been given and listen to my peers and pay you the $$$ in question. I don't agree with it. I believe in my heart of hearts that the marketing you've done made me little to zero new sales but there are some respected people on here who believe you should be paid so that's what I'm going to do. I will/have updated my TOS to reflect my thoughts on this issue but you will get paid immediately."

DD saves face. Shoehorn gets paid. Thread closed.

MoreMagic 12-05-2009 07:19 AM

In your dreams

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Originally Posted by LickMyBalls (Post 16617429)
Next post from DirtyD should read as follows:

"Alrighty Shoehorn, here's the deal. Everyone here, while telling me to pay you, has also mentioned that they respect us both. With that in mind, I'm going to return the respect I've been given and listen to my peers and pay you the $$$ in question. I don't agree with it. I believe in my heart of hearts that the marketing you've done made me little to zero new sales but there are some respected people on here who believe you should be paid so that's what I'm going to do. I will/have updated my TOS to reflect my thoughts on this issue but you will get paid immediately."

DD saves face. Shoehorn gets paid. Thread closed.


Klen 12-05-2009 07:21 AM

And also programs which not allowing ppc on their keywords is usually beacuse they bid on those keywords too and other people bidding on them would raise price.And on this case dirty d not running ppc on their keywords.

SuzzyQ 12-05-2009 08:31 AM

I cant believe this is still going on. Here is a bump for you Shoehorn.

Klen 12-05-2009 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SuzzyQ (Post 16617542)
I cant believe this is still going on. Here is a bump for you Shoehorn.

It will run even after 10 years :1orglaugh


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