I got downtown (how, I do not know as I was high as a kite and certainly endangered other lives while driving) and stumbled into the porn theater, high as a kite and almost locking my keys in the car. Mind you, during all of this, my wonderful girlfriend was home sleeping, thinking I was safely out with friends. I got into the porn theater and soon found a dozen men masterbating and even a few smoking meth. I was so high, I even managed to get a smoke off another tweaker.
As naive as it sounds, I still had no idea all of what I was feeling... the horniness, the energy, lack of judgement, etc.. was all from the drug.
To make a long story short, I ended up spending 10 LONG HOURS in this porn theater trying to "get off." Due to the meth, I was unable to.

In the following days, I experienced chest pain (still have it now), stomach pain, and constant jaw pain from the grinding of my teeth I was not even aware I was doing. (I grinded my teeth so much, I think I may have done permanent damage - I plan to see a dentist). No one told me it was imperative to stay hydrated while high, so I did not drink a thing for the first 8 hours of partying. My mouth got very dry and my throat very swollen, and I had awful plegm. Also, I got so dehydrated, I could not pee. What did come out hurt very much when it did. And then after I did pee, I would constantly dribble in my pants. 12 hours before trying meth, I was home, confortable, watching TV with my GF. Now I was sitting in a dirty porn theater with a sore throat and dry mouth with piss in my pants, trying to jack off my soft dick. I was a mess.

Meth is a hell of a drug I guess lol .... And people trust this guy with their sales?

I seriously think, you would be a great Mod, on this board. :2 cents:

Damn 33 pages!~

I see both sides of it. But, in a time where the affiliate is a rare commodity, the affiliate should get the benefit of doubt.
Duke

Where is this from??

well i obviously worded that wrong. i was trying to offer the best possible solution to the problem i shouldn't have taken sides.

either way i think this could have been handled much better in private. they both go to shows and shit i dont see how this couldn't have been handled over a beer or two.

affiliates are not a rare commodity.

I keyed the first sentence into Google and found the exact text on an anti-meth site, circa 2007:

http://www.kci.org/meth_info/letters...April_2007.htm

The conclusion I drew was that the poster felt that Dirty D was possibly addicted to/driven by meth.

I have not heard anything personally to suggest that Dirty D is a meth addict, although his company most certainly boasts about using crack whores as talent, so it would not surprise me, if true.

ADG

LOL, ADG, you are NOOOOOO joke! :pimp

27,000+ page views - jesus fuck

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ADG

Maybe there are a few idiots who believe that, but it's the oldest play in the book. If what you're saying was true, programs would be paying posters to start threads about missing payments and checks all the time.

Let me guess, Bernie Madoff's business shot through the roof when it was revealed that people were not getting their money.

I understand your point, however no one should have a beef with Jenni...

From my experience, she is a diligent and conscientious marketing person, imho.

Dirty D alone is responsible for his screw-ups, and the screw-ups of his company.

He alone is responsible for his recent documented douchebaggery...

ADG

I don't have a beef with her, just hate when anyone uses that line about how some really bad press magically turned into tons of affiliates sending new sales overnight. In every negative thread it's used and it's just old.

I know she's in a tough spot and feel bad that she has to defend him.

No she is not, this is not even a problem for her. She knows just as good as anyone else that GFY has NO INFLUENCE on this. She told me herself on yahoo this thread and GFY is only filled with sex surfers.

Jenn has no network of sites, or a respectable income with traffic. So i dont see Jenn loosing nothing. D hired her for the only thing he needed, some nice face next to his fucked up product. So dont expect people here to HURT cause they just dont have an idea how this works. Her experience with PPC is like the experience with the overall webmaster, zero.

I am sure Jenn has no worries even when everyone in this thread rejects her only statement " we even got more affiliates and business buy this " hoping you will stop cause you think you only make D richer

Not sure where he made any negative comments to jenni??

With that said - she has spun a bit of BS in this thread with re to Dirty Dumbfuck making more money due to the negative attention from this thread....

nope dirty fuckin d is not a meth head he smokes a 1/4 lb. of herd a month...like every waking hour he is smokin out

Can you blame the guy really? If all the shit that has been posted is true, I would fucking smoke up constantly just so I could escape the reality of being such a scumbag fucking loser.

it has nothing to do with dirty d. just thought it was a cool porn theater story.

keep in mind d sits about 7 feet from jenni and tells her what to post the majority of the time. every little thing d does is calculated to show his pimp hand, which due to this wonderful thread shows his pimp hand ain't about shit cuz he's a cheat and a penny pinching fuckhead.

d and i talked about his hiring her and he wanted three things out of hiring her, he wanted to have her put together an infomercial he could run on tv how to get rich on the internet and show that porn was the way to make the most coin, then would offer educational material all the way to a turnkey porn site.

second he wanted her to use her contacts with people thats had series of dvd's that would be willing to let d re render their content to build up new websites to increase his retention.

thirdly he thought hiring her would impress all you dudes with his pimp hand but it seems the pimp hand is now good for little more than pullin his willie in porn theaters with 70 year old dudes cheering him on:xomunch

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The way I see it is pretty cut and dry. I don't see it at all as being a pissing match between two people. Let's take the names out of it and try to look at it objectively-

An affiliate saw a way to make a quick PPC buck that was not prohibited by the Sponsor's TOS. The affiliate was paid for 3 months on traffic he sent using this method.

When the Sponsor sourced the traffic and found it was coming from a keyword campaign they found questionable the affiliate should have been contacted and the Sponor site's TOS should have been updated.

Because the affiliate was not notified their traffic was no longer considered kosher, the TOS were not updated and the Sponsor program failed to contact the affiliate, the affiliate continued to spend money on the campaign for another few months until the non payment issue required direct affiliate / sponsor contact.

To continue to allow an affiliate to run a paid marketing campaign and continue to accept sales from this affiliate with no intention of paying them on the sales generated is dishonest any way you slice it. What it amounts to is a sponsor program using an affiliate to absorb PPC campaign costs they would have normally incurred themselves.

I cannot imagine a better way to put it.

I know, what a clown. Like anyone believes that a program owner ripping off his affiliates has brought in new affiliates and better conversions. We will see about that when you type in "crackwhore confessionals" and the 1st 10 results are about scams, shadyness, etc. Lets see how much water the theory "any publicity is good publicity" holds. :upsidedow

Pay him or we will bump this thread till next fucking December

????? Wow! I saw this coming. Just like this too. I would have paid to not look this bad.


OUCH!

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Even HIGR PR agent agrees SH shud get paid... Case closed! :pimp

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ones who know what they're doing are :2 cents:

Sounds like the average stoner with cash to me :2 cents: If i'm gonna side with Dirt Dickhead, this is the small tpoc I'll get on board with. I take out a quarter pound a month easy. :helpme

New Dirty D PR Plot Foiled
 

BREAKING NEWS:

Dirty D has a mole in his camp that has been leaking even more details about his shadiness...

Remember the 10-day cruise he went on, which was supposed to leave Dirty D unable to connect to the internet and respond to this thread (even though it has been pointed out that most cruise ships are internet equipped these days, and that Dirty D was caught logging-in surreptitiously)?

Well, I have heard from an unnamed source about Dirty D's next plot to avoid commenting on the mountain of allegations against him...

He is planning to stage his own disappearance.

I was unable to get all of the details, however what I could piece together is this:

Dirty D will have someone issue a press release and post a sad tale that Dirty D's cruise ship was lost at sea, but that Affiliates should keep sending sells, because the program pretty much runs on auto-pilot anyway (which is how he could spend all day in the past getting loaded on pot).

People will call bullshit, so that eventually another press release and post will be made showing a picture that Dirty D's cruise ship was found, but despite valiant efforts to locate Dirty D, he remains missing - but that Affiliates should continue to send sells.

I hacked into one of the programs computers and found this picture:

http://aardvarks.files.wordpress.com...minnow_big.jpg

Even more shocking, is that I found another picture, which appears to be Dirty D on some deserted island, however it turns out that it is just a set constructed next to the Glory Hole in his living room.

Apparently, once people called bullshit again, Dirty D was going to try and prove that he really is marooned by releasing a photo that he was able to transmit via a crude banana and coconut jury-rigged device (since there is no internet access on the island) - and that he was never coming back, but that Affiliates should continue to send sells:

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/dirty-d-castaway.jpg

Now that this evil plot has been exposed, I expect that Dirty D will casually step back inside in the not too distant future, utter a brief contrived mea culpa (without actually answering all of the issues swirling around about himself and his program)...and then of course, tell everyone to keep sending him sells.

Don't be fooled sheeple!!!

ADG

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wow what a loser dirty d pay up your business is probably bankrupt now :2 cents:

OMG that's funny.. kudos :thumbsup

Fucking hell, that is too funny! Come on D, pay the guy, and it's done, quite simple really.