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x-vision · 12-24-2002, 12:07 PM

BTW, I know it's an old topic, but maybe in the spirit of xmas

12clicks · 12-24-2002, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by x-vision
12Clicks,
Thank you for taking the time to help everyone out. I was hoping you could take a look at our site and give some feedback. How would you approach marketing our unique product and what you think about the sales pitch, price points, etc. I appreciate your input!

www.X-Vision3D.com

I *will* answer this on thursday.
Now all of you, get off the computer and spend time with your family.

PerfectionGirls · 12-24-2002, 02:10 PM

Great thread 12clicks.. I got a question for you.. Take a look at my program and sites.. other then resigning my site (which is about to begen) what woould you do next to "blow them up".? We have a preyy good long term plan, but curious to hear your thoughts. You can email or icq me if you would rather not get into this on the board.

Thansk man. input is a good thing

Serge_Oprano · 04-02-2003, 01:29 PM

12 clicks,
please review and rate my sites
;-)))

Mojo · 04-02-2003, 01:30 PM

I made a hell of a lot of $$$ from Sexia.com

12clicks · 04-02-2003, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
12 clicks,
please review and rate my sites
;-)))

your html skills suck and always have.

crayon would be an improvement

12clicks · 04-02-2003, 01:32 PM

you know, its a shame khan won't give up the archives for the old Ynot days. That shit would be great reading.

Serge_Oprano · 04-02-2003, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

your html skills suck and always have. crayon would be an improvement

fuck!!!!

I always regretted that...where would I be if I knew HTML????

I could have been top notch gallery submitter....

well, I am only 67, I still have time to learn HTML...

Serge_Oprano · 04-02-2003, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
you know, its a shame khan won't give up the archives for the old Ynot days. That shit would be great reading.

hahaahhahahaha, true, thanks god we have MOST of the posters from those days on our board
;_))

even Ryan Lanane popped up a few days ago
;-)))

Eve · 04-02-2003, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

a newbie is someone who doesn't have a good understanding of any of the following:
1. how to make money in this business
2. how to network in this business
3. how to follow the accepted practices of those who made this industry
4. how to know who's ass to kiss and who to ignore
5. how to ask all the questions you need answered without looking like a spacedog, metaformx, and the like.
6. how quickly lying or cheating will kill you in this business

I think number 3 should be scratched. It seems to me that the people who have had the most success in this biz have done their own thing, not followed the accepted practices.

Serge_Oprano · 04-02-2003, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mojo
I made a hell of a lot of $$$ from Sexia.com

you did????

http://sexia.com/gallery/

doesn't have your mug
;-(((

12clicks · 04-02-2003, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eve

I think number 3 should be scratched. It seems to me that the people who have had the most success in this biz have done their own thing, not followed the accepted practices.

Not true. by accepted practices, I'm talking about following the rules of business. Doing your own thing is good but newbies doing their own thing without an understanding of this business leads to the paper hat.

12clicks · 04-02-2003, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

I could have been top notch gallery submitter....

well, I am only 67, I still have time to learn HTML...

If you had created the first TGP, I'm thinking they wouldn't look like they do today and tgpers would be making more money.

Mojo · 04-02-2003, 01:42 PM

Wait...or was it Cotac.com ?

Wasn't Cotac.com in the top 100 sites in traffic for a few months?

12clicks · 04-02-2003, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mojo
Wait...or was it Cotac.com ?

Wasn't Cotac.com in the top 100 sites in traffic for a few months?

Yeah, the few months blindlinks.com sent it traffic.

Serge_Oprano · 04-02-2003, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

If you had created the first TGP, I'm thinking they wouldn't look like they do today and tgpers would be making more money.

more money? with me????

I'd find the way to shave their asses even in TGP environment, no fuckin' way!
;-)))

Anthony_A · 04-02-2003, 01:48 PM

Mr 12 Clicks. What in your opinion is the best way to get a fledgling webmaster resource up and running.

Serge_Oprano · 04-02-2003, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

Yeah, the few months blindlinks.com sent it traffic.

few months??

Mojo is right, it all started with Sexia,
the first site he was sending traffic to was...
http://sexia.com/~voyeur
;-))

the next big one was a story site we ran together, 'till Lovey fucked Mojo on something...

12clicks · 04-02-2003, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony_A
Mr 12 Clicks. What in your opinion is the best way to get a fledgling webmaster resource up and running.

be honest and have a long history of honesty.
Look at the people who have pulled this off already.
(honesty isn't something everyone can manage)

Mojo · 04-02-2003, 01:51 PM

Ha! Lovey.

That jerk couldn't afford a pair of dress slacks before those days and since.

Sad actually...

Serge_Oprano · 04-02-2003, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mojo
Wait...or was it Cotac.com ?

Wasn't Cotac.com in the top 100 sites in traffic for a few months?

#58 .....good 'ole days,
mucho dineros, loco trabajos
;-)))

Anthony_A · 04-02-2003, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

be honest and have a long history of honesty.
Look at the people who have pulled this off already.
(honesty isn't something everyone can manage)

Fuck off Ron, that's not what you told me when I ran N 3 T P 0 N D!!!

Serge_Oprano · 04-02-2003, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mojo
Ha! Lovey.

That jerk couldn't afford a pair of dress slacks before those days and since.

Sad actually...

the saddest part is...
he was my 40% partner and fucked me for a meager $80 a day for a week....in the days when we were splitting $8000+ a week....

poor bastard, just couldn't help himself.

12clicks · 04-02-2003, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

few months??

Mojo is right, it all started with Sexia,
the first site he was sending traffic to was...
http://sexia.com/~voyeur
;-))

the next big one was a story site we ran together, 'till Lovey fucked Mojo on something...

I still remember what a pain in the ass it was to change links from "sexia" to "cotac"

(this was pre auto find and replace scripts) ;)

Serge_Oprano · 04-02-2003, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

be honest and have a long history of honesty.
Look at the people who have pulled this off already.
(honesty isn't something everyone can manage)

does
"People, I shave you all" posts made in public for 3 years concidered to be "honesty"?
;-))))

Serge_Oprano · 04-02-2003, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

I still remember what a pain in the ass it was to change links from "sexia" to "cotac"

(this was pre auto find and replace scripts) ;)

blame it all on Steve Cohen,
wasn't my idea
;-)))

12clicks · 04-02-2003, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

does
"People, I shave you all" posts made in public for 3 years concidered to be "honesty"?
;-))))

its a start.

Serge_Oprano · 04-02-2003, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

its a start.

cool,
it means I was "honest" from the start
;-))))

Mojo · 04-02-2003, 01:56 PM

Serge remember Spanker? Practically invented the circle jerk.

Super intelligent and creative...and then got pressure from his mother to stop.

He was making about $500.00/day just with me for a good while.

Mojo · 04-02-2003, 01:58 PM

I remember this newbie who was so lame that back in 97 he could only send 12 clicks a day to his sponsor....

Who was that asshole?

Serge_Oprano · 04-02-2003, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mojo
Serge remember Spanker? Practically invented the circle jerk.

Super intelligent and creative...and then got pressure from his mother to stop.

He was making about $500.00/day just with me for a good while.

of course I do!
I still have his $5 check on the wall as internet golden years memorabilia
;-))

he was making $5000+ a week with FM at this time as well...true revolutionary, but flashed and burnt before his time
;-((((

12clicks · 04-02-2003, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mojo
I remember this newbie who was so lame that back in 97 he could only send 12 clicks a day to his sponsor....

Who was that asshole?

I'm just guessing here. was it Brad?

Serge_Oprano · 04-02-2003, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mojo
I remember this newbie who was so lame that back in 97 he could only send 12 clicks a day to his sponsor....

Who was that asshole?

hmmmm.....I guess I pissed him off good back in those days, he HAD to prove me wrong! and look at him now!
;-))))

12clicks · 04-02-2003, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

hmmmm.....I guess I pissed him off good back in those days, he HAD to prove me wrong! and look at him now!
;-))))

it is Brad isn't it?

http://web.archive.org/web/199904271...aptraffic.com/

Mojo · 04-02-2003, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

hmmmm.....I guess I pissed him off good back in those days, he HAD to prove me wrong! and look at him now!
;-))))

You're right...

In fact he's increased his output 100% since then.

He's up to 24 clicks a day now!

The techs in the office call him "Server Burner"

Serge_Oprano · 04-02-2003, 02:03 PM

brad...brad...brad...
I don't think I remember this fucker
;-)))

Marcus · 04-02-2003, 02:03 PM

are you still answering 12clicks?

12clicks · 04-02-2003, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
are you still answering 12clicks?

while I'm here, sure.

Mojo · 04-02-2003, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
brad...brad...brad...
I don't think I remember this fucker
;-)))

He's gone mental on account of the chocolate!

Anthony_A · 04-02-2003, 02:05 PM

Fuck 12Clicks. I am just flabbergasted. I know this personna as the real one, but to see it on a message board.

WOW, the end of the world is near.

Mr. Jim · 04-02-2003, 02:06 PM

How can I get the word out to the new webmasters that Holio Packages are a in-expensive way to get a truck load of content to fit inside a smaller budget that is updated every month?????

[email protected]

12clicks · 04-02-2003, 02:06 PM

mojo, remember when we had the "I'm turning japanese" music on this page?
http://web.archive.org/web/200003030...likesushi.com/

Mojo · 04-02-2003, 02:06 PM

I think I just pissed myself laughing at my own joke!

12clicks · 04-02-2003, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony_A
Fuck 12Clicks. I am just flabbergasted. I know this personna as the real one, but to see it on a message board.

WOW, the end of the world is near.

yeah, I'm turning gay in my old age.

Fugly · 04-02-2003, 02:07 PM

Why does it burn so bad when I pee?

Mojo · 04-02-2003, 02:07 PM

Jimholio,

I'm interested in your feeds.

webmaster at mojo.com

12clicks · 04-02-2003, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
How can I get the word out to the new webmasters that Holio Packages are a in-expensive way to get a truck load of content to fit inside a smaller budget that is updated every month?????

[email protected]

do what everyone else does, use an email harvester on GFY and spam everyone.

No, really. don't you guys have a huge email base by now?

Mojo · 04-02-2003, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
mojo, remember when we had the "I'm turning japanese" music on this page?
http://web.archive.org/web/200003030...likesushi.com/

Oh yeah....

I remember when we came up with that name on the way to lunch. There was an 80's song by some girl....Nenah Cherry...or something and the album title was Raw Like Sushi.

12clicks · 04-02-2003, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fugly
Why does it burn so bad when I pee?

man ass.

Mojo · 04-02-2003, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

man ass.

Speaking of man ass....

I remember when SOMEONE registered the domains

ColonCowboy.com
and
RumpWrangler.com

and had these grand visions of a western themed network of gay sites...

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04-02-2003, 01:32 PM	#457
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,780	you know, its a shame khan won't give up the archives for the old Ynot days. That shit would be great reading. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

04-02-2003, 01:42 PM	#464
Mojo Used to be a Legend Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 356	Wait...or was it Cotac.com ? Wasn't Cotac.com in the top 100 sites in traffic for a few months? __________________ -12clicks wears fancy boots.

04-02-2003, 01:29 PM	#454
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	12 clicks, please review and rate my sites ;-)))

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04-02-2003, 01:51 PM	#470
Mojo Used to be a Legend Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 356	Ha! Lovey. That jerk couldn't afford a pair of dress slacks before those days and since. Sad actually... __________________ -12clicks wears fancy boots.

04-02-2003, 01:56 PM	#479
Mojo Used to be a Legend Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 356	Serge remember Spanker? Practically invented the circle jerk. Super intelligent and creative...and then got pressure from his mother to stop. He was making about $500.00/day just with me for a good while. __________________ -12clicks wears fancy boots.

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Mojo Used to be a Legend Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 356	I remember this newbie who was so lame that back in 97 he could only send 12 clicks a day to his sponsor.... Who was that asshole? __________________ -12clicks wears fancy boots.

04-02-2003, 02:03 PM	#486
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	brad...brad...brad... I don't think I remember this fucker ;-)))

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Anthony_A Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,219	Fuck 12Clicks. I am just flabbergasted. I know this personna as the real one, but to see it on a message board. WOW, the end of the world is near. __________________ PAYBUYNET.COM Need Processing? Email me tony at paybuynet dot com ICQ 21239908

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12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,780	mojo, remember when we had the "I'm turning japanese" music on this page? http://web.archive.org/web/200003030...likesushi.com/ __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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