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07-15-2003, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by Turboface
Bump.

why?

TheJimmy · 07-15-2003, 12:26 PM

I'm guessing he has a question...

12clicks · 07-15-2003, 12:29 PM

hehe, ok. I'm here

07-15-2003, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks
hehe, ok. I'm here

hi

nobull · 07-15-2003, 12:53 PM

what do you think about tgp2?

12clicks · 07-15-2003, 01:56 PM

its a good idea. I've said that before but for it to work, you've got to have traffic. That seems to be the thing that's always held it back.

wimpy · 07-15-2003, 04:48 PM

That's not his finger, that's his dick, and he wants you to pull it.

Tuga · 07-15-2003, 04:51 PM

What should I use to replace paypal?

johnny5 · 07-15-2003, 04:55 PM

why do you have the honor of answering everyones questions... im not much on the who is who... but who are you?

ytcracker · 07-15-2003, 04:56 PM

bill paxton was 23 in aliens

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tuga
What should I use to replace paypal?

You should use checks. Thats how real businesses operate.
paypal is the most unreliable means of payment I've ever seen. We all know people who can't get their money from them.

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 07:04 AM

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Originally posted by johnny5
why do you have the honor of answering everyones questions... im not much on the who is who... but who are you?

I'm someone who used to run the largest adult click brokerage on the planet. Then I moved into mainstream and made a fortune there.
on top of that, I just know everything about this business.

dchottie · 07-16-2003, 08:15 AM

I have a question 12clicks.

Is Freddie Mercury the real singer of "Fat Bottom Girls" or was he just an imposter???????

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dchottie
I have a question 12clicks.

Is Freddie Mercury the real singer of "Fat Bottom Girls" or was he just an imposter???????

We do not make fun of Freddie the Great.

404 · 07-16-2003, 08:58 AM

1/ why are there hairs growing on the girth of my penis?
3/ where is my other sock?
4/ is there a limit to how many questions i can ask?
5/ how do i get a refund?
6/ where did question 2 go?

Krusty · 07-16-2003, 09:02 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Nobody ever bothers to answer

A fuckload! hahaha... more wood than its bodyweight per second... unless you mean vomit "chuck"ing... I would say.. a gallon mwahahaha! how big are woodchucks??

SomeCreep · 07-16-2003, 09:04 AM

Tuga · 07-16-2003, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

You should use checks. Thats how real businesses operate.
paypal is the most unreliable means of payment I've ever seen. We all know people who can't get their money from them.

Hmm... but if I am selling a design should I ask my clients to write a check and send it to Portugal? And wait 2 weeks for it before I deliver the design?

Soul · 07-16-2003, 09:15 AM

Newbies are llike Virgins // Another notch on the belt (GOOD TIMES)

Sausage · 07-16-2003, 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by Soul
Newbies are llike Virgins // Another notch on the belt (GOOD TIMES)

Gee ... this is a new thread.

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 404
1/ why are there hairs growing on the girth of my penis?

because your family tree doesn't have enough branches

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Originally posted by 404
3/ where is my other sock?

tucked into a pair of your oversized underwear.

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Originally posted by 404
4/ is there a limit to how many questions i can ask?

no, only to how many I can answer.

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Originally posted by 404
5/ how do i get a refund?

go to the manager and explain why you are unhappy.

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Originally posted by 404
6/ where did question 2 go?

you hit the up arrow key instead of the shift key and erased it.

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 10:41 AM

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Originally posted by Tuga

Hmm... but if I am selling a design should I ask my clients to write a check and send it to Portugal? And wait 2 weeks for it before I deliver the design?

Nope, you should only do design work for people known in this business. negotiate via email and tell him to send half upfront. you do not have to wait for the first half to arrive to start work but you should wait for it to arrive before you deliver anything.

chowda · 07-16-2003, 10:43 AM

a train leaving albany NY is going towards NYC at a speed of 110KM/H while a train from nyc is headed towards albany at a speed of 63Mph

if they were going to crash, which train would have gone further (in distance).

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chowda
a train leaving albany NY is going towards NYC at a speed of 110KM/H while a train from nyc is headed towards albany at a speed of 63Mph

if they were going to crash, which train would have gone further (in distance).

the train leaving Albany of course.

07-16-2003, 11:03 AM

are you REALLY the owner of the kwik-e-mart?

dantheman · 07-16-2003, 11:05 AM

how can I get 12clicks to send traffic to my new proggy?

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
are you REALLY the owner of the kwik-e-mart?

No, that's my half brother Yiprap Singh.

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dantheman
how can I get 12clicks to send traffic to my new proggy?

come out with a mainstream program and pay my inflated prices.

07-16-2003, 11:10 AM

what is the URL to your multi million dollar mainstream site?

D-man · 07-16-2003, 11:12 AM

do you do anal?

404 · 07-16-2003, 11:12 AM

thanks 12clix! i've disowned my parents and have arranged for penis enhancement surgery next week.
you rock!

Carrie · 07-16-2003, 11:13 AM

This is like the thread that won't let you leave, 12Clicks. It must be a quarterly ritual to bump it or something.

Okay, I've got one. Which sponsors will sell out or close up shop due to the Visa 1% ceiling?

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
what is the URL to your multi million dollar mainstream site?

it is a url conglomerate. not one url.

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by D-man
do you do anal?

yes

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 404
thanks 12clix! i've disowned my parents and have arranged for penis enhancement surgery next week.
you rock!

a simple waxing should suffice.

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie
This is like the thread that won't let you leave, 12Clicks. It must be a quarterly ritual to bump it or something.

Okay, I've got one. Which sponsors will sell out or close up shop due to the Visa 1% ceiling?

None of them at first. the guys in trouble will all start with gimmicks first.
But then look to the guys playing fast and loose. look for the guys always fighting with CCbill and Jettis.

07-16-2003, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

it is a url conglomerate. not one url.

may I have the URLs?

404 · 07-16-2003, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

a simple waxing should suffice.

both parents? or will one suffice?

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf

may I have the URLs?

http://www.fatwives.com
http://www.12clicks.com
hmmmm, I know there are others.

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 404

both parents? or will one suffice?

Just the hairy one.

07-16-2003, 11:31 AM

are you calling me a cheater?

SunTzu · 07-16-2003, 12:09 PM

Oh mighty 12clicks, I have some questions

It looks like you favor CCBill and Jettis above other processors. What do you think about AC Pay?

Do you think other billing options will become more popular as Visa/MC keep tightening the noose? Which ones?

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
are you calling me a cheater?

not at all. guilty conscience?

why didn't you think I was calling you fat?

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SunTzu
Oh mighty 12clicks, I have some questions

It looks like you favor CCBill and Jettis above other processors. What do you think about AC Pay?

Do you think other billing options will become more popular as Visa/MC keep tightening the noose? Which ones?

I don't know anything about ACpay. I've never had the need. I've always felt CCbill, Jettis, and Epoch could handle anyone's needs completely so I've never sought out any others.

We're years away from any billing option that doesn't revolve around a credit card. The industry will all but cxrash before that.

MetaMan · 07-16-2003, 04:09 PM

12 clicks why does your shirt smell like its saturated in monkey piss?

CDSmith · 07-16-2003, 04:17 PM

Ron, allow me to introduce GFY's latest weasel-faced 14 yr old with a bad case of beak-mouth....... Metaboy.

He's so wet behind the ears he can't tell the difference between monkey piss and tuna fish.

MetaMan · 07-16-2003, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Ron, allow me to introduce GFY's latest weasel-faced 14 yr old with a bad case of beak-mouth....... Metaboy.

He's so wet behind the ears he can't tell the difference between monkey piss and tuna fish.

bahah ur posts are almost intelligent.
u take hours to come up with a half useful comeback,
and on top of that you try to make yourself intelligent,

hop on the bandwagon and bend over its time for ur initiation.

07-16-2003, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

not at all. guilty conscience?

why didn't you think I was calling you fat?

I was just kidding, of course

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
12 clicks why does your shirt smell like its saturated in monkey piss?

I eat a lot of bananas

12clicks · 07-16-2003, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Ron, allow me to introduce GFY's latest weasel-faced 14 yr old with a bad case of beak-mouth....... Metaboy.

He's so wet behind the ears he can't tell the difference between monkey piss and tuna fish.

take him under your wing CD. otherwise he won't be here next year. and that would be a shame.

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